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Like the glaringly obvious background texture states, this is a portal blog! If you're considering clicking follow, bear in mind you'll be subjected to a fair amount of Chell/Wheatley. Blog contains occasional nudity, but nsfw is always tagged as such.

[finalhaunts-archive]

I don’t think y’all realize that we’ve finally gotten a piece of official artwork depicting Caroline for the first time in 12 years since we saw her portrait in Portal 2 and it’s this

[sillayangel]

portal 1 mod that changes test chamber 19 into chell plinko

[felinewastelandarchive]

What is the fakeout ending of Portal 1 if not Chell Plinko

[persephonegoestochell]

Thank god somebody else made the connection too

[markodragic]

I finished portal and immediately went to ebay and ordered portal 2, I cannot wait to hang out with that wretched stephen merchant ball that people were obsessed with 10 years ago

[markodragic]

I’ve been playing for about half an hour and I’ve come to the conclusion that I would die for this little sphere guy

[markodragic]

[zimtdraws]

portal prompts part 1 of ???

yea alright lets get the ball bullying ones outta the way,

[24-7-testing]

Happy 10th Anniversary Portal 2!

[antliondefense]

from GLaDOS' perspective the portal games are "enemies to lovers" full of drama and romantic emotional turmoil, and from Chell's perspective it's just the worlds shittiest weekend

[antliondefense]

glados, who's probably been practicing this speech: whatever. just go. it's not like i ever cared anyway.... about... what we had.........

chell, wired as fuck on adrenaline, who stoped listening as soon as she started talking:

[spooders]

[bellandeano]

i am not immune to quarantine past fixation disease and it’s starting to show

[galacticidiots]

I’M CACKLING. All hail the hobbit king

[bondibee]

meetcute 

[anndromedea]

hey op this is absolutely incredible and I’m feeling Chell’s rage at the whole situation and it’s!! I’m TRANSFORMED this is unreal. i love u

[genericdragon]

Dumb stuff that comes into my head when playing the Perpetual Testing Initiative

[rocky-road-art]

heres my pieces from the @portalzine, drawn back in february!!! 

[sarcasticgaypotato]

This is their dynamic, right?

[cybercrimer]

so…  portal 2 huh…

[llamasgotoheaven]

It’s been like fuckin uhhhh EIGHT YEARS since Portal 2 and Bombs for Throwing at You still slaps so fuckin hard my guys

[hattersarts]

my human Glados design for the 20k portrait that was voted for on twitter. love my og science wife…