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I'm, above all else, a tangentgirl. always saying shit like "sidenote," "oh also," "by the way,"
KICK THE CAN!
Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.
To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.
the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now
And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!
Who could ever leave me, darling? But who could stay?
lets play throw each other down the concrete staircase
How much damage does this do if I hit someone with it
they beat Jesus with that
congratulations to promethazines for making a phrase so good that years later i still remark ‘they beat jesus with that’ upon seeing any kind of lumpy mess
i'm sorry but the "da fandom is a little racist BUT veilguard holds most of the blame for making davrin so irrelevent in the game" excuse is the weakest shit i've ever heard. no actually i genuinely think this is almost exclusively a fandom issue. like i won't argue that the "davrin vs harding choice is reliant on assan" shit john epler pushed was unbelievably racist and i won't argue that there's merit to the fact that it was tone deaf at Best to have the black man's character arc so reliant on his animal companion but i'm sorry you cannot fucking convince me that the "knight in shining armor with a gentle heart and a cute animal companion that takes you out on picnic dates and carves you little wooden trinkets" character is not almost Perfectly Engineered to be the most popular romance option in any game ever and yes i fully believe the only reason he isn't is entirely hinged on the fact that he's black and no amount of whataboutism towards the devs can convince me otherwise
davrin is literally one of the better written characters he's a major driving force in like four main quests he's the companion from literally the most popular faction in the entire series i'm sorry I DON'T BELIEVE IT ISN'T RACISM I DON'T!
"accessory not supported on this device" yes it is you stupid slut. thats headphones. you've known each other for years
reblog to bap prev with your paw
Select a powerful entity to pledge yourself to who'll cherish you and transform you into something inhuman
Lord of the winter fae whose blood flows with the snow of winter
Angel warlord from a heaven whose creator has long since abandoned
An insectoid scavenger that feeds on dead gods below the sea
An androgynous vampire girl trying to restore the kingdom her brother usurped
A djinn possessing a supercomputer posing as a sentient AI
The lord of all rats who wears a paper crown and weilds a cardboard sword
Lich who controls the largest library in the world
Demon with countless eyes who owns more souls than any other being on earth
Mushroom lord whose power lays deep below the earth
Eyeless witch whose power reaches deep below the sea and into the night sky
Living clothing made of liquid metal that whisper strange secrets into your ears
The abyss at the edge of time and space.
Look under the cut to see what meeting your entity is like. Reblog to give a gift to your patron.
I put a lot of work into this it would mean a lot if you reblog!
Such Colorful Lives Legacy Challenge
Hi everyone! I've been working on this legacy challenge for a while, and it's finally done! I'm going to be posting my gameplay, so if you want to get a feel for the challenge, follow along. Or, if you want to play it yourself, please do so! I'd LOVE to see how it goes, so tag me if you do! ❤
General Rules
Play on Normal lifespan
Occult sims are optional!
Feel free to give sims corresponding hair, clothes, and house color schemes, but this is completely optional!
No cheats that will give you an advantage over other players
No money cheats!
Begin gameplay with a starter budget
If any of these rules make gameplay less fun, ignore them! I want this challenge to be enjoyable for everyone <3
Generation 1: Red
Even before you achieve fame, you’re the most feared intern in the office. You are confident, sassy, and will do whatever it takes to succeed. You rise through the ranks of the staff at the San Myshuno Times, making enemies and forging alliances along the way. You’re an acquired taste, but your stamp of approval is desired by up-and-coming and professional artists alike.
Traits: Self-Assured, Art Lover, Mean
Aspiration: Painter Extraordinaire
Career: Critic - Art Critic
Goals:
Complete the Painter Extraordinaire aspiration
Max the Critic career in the Art Critic branch
Max the Painting and Charisma skills
Become at least a 2-star celebrity
Marry a coworker OR a sim with the Snob trait (if a coworker has the Snob trait, even better!)
Generation 2: Orange
Your parents weren’t the nicest people, but you never cared. You had an uncanny ability to make everybody laugh, and it filled you with joy. You love making others happy, but your motivation is often lacking. Your first two romantic relationships fail due to your apathy and lack of effort. You’d much rather tell some jokes or stream yourself playing guitar than go on a date. Your carelessness leads to two unplanned pregnancies, and to no one’s surprise, you’re not the most involved parent. But when you get older, you meet someone who you decide is worth fighting for, and your first successful relationship begins...
Traits: Goofball, Lazy, Cheerful
Aspiration: Joke Star
Career: Entertainer - Comedian
Goals:
Complete the Joke Star aspiration
Max the Entertainer career in the Comedian Branch
Max the Comedy, Media Production, and Guitar skills
Complete the snow globe or postcard collection (your choice!)
Have two children with different partners; don’t stay with either of them
End up with a sim who’s not the biological parent of either of your kids
Never get married
Generation 3: Yellow
Your childhood was chaotic; whether it was an insufficient amount of income, a lack of good parenting, or your parent’s new fling that caused the instability. As you got older, you decided that no other child should grow up in such an unstable place. So, you decide to become a politician. Your lack of money growing up also caused a fairly materialistic mindset in you. You desperately want to be wealthy, and save nearly every penny you make.
Traits: Ambitious, Outgoing, Good
Aspiration: Fabulously Wealthy
Career: Politician - Charity Organizer
Goals:
Complete the Fabulously Wealthy aspiration
Max the Politician career in the Charity Organizer branch
Max the Logic and Charisma skills
Gain and maintain a pristine reputation
Donate to every charity at least twice (100 simoleons the first time; 1000 simoleons the second time - after that, it’s up to you!)
Generation 4: Green
You were always the kid with dirt on your face and carrot sticks in your lunch instead of chicken nuggets. Therefore, you were always the kid who got teased. But it didn’t matter. You had your plants and your outdoor crafts and your baking, and you were happy. And then you met your spouse, and you were even happier. You got married young, and are fiercely attached to your partner. You’ve never had a person to yourself before, but them? They’re yours. At first, you’re happy together. But then the honeymoon phase ends, and you learn that you are NOT meant for each other. The final straw is when your spouse cheats on you. Your divorce follows quickly after. But it’s okay. You love your plants and your outdoor crafts and your baking, and they love you.
Traits: Vegetarian, Maker, Jealous
Aspiration: Freelance Botanist
Goals:
Complete the Freelance Botanist aspiration
Max the Gardening, Fabricating, and Baking skills
Marry your high school sweetheart, but divorce them for cheating on you shortly after becoming an adult
Never have a career; sell your plants, fabricated items, and baked goods for money
Generation 5: Blue
Your parents didn’t have the best relationship; in fact, it was downright awful. You inherited your parent’s love of nature, but your biggest desire is to raise a happy family. As a young adult, you move to the beautiful island of Sulani, the perfect place to raise a family and make a positive change to the environment.
Traits: Family-Oriented, Loves Outdoors, Child of the Ocean
Aspiration: Big Happy Family
Career: Conservationist - Either Branch
Goals:
Complete the Big Happy Family aspiration
Max the Logic and Parenting skills
Max the Conservationist career (either branch)
Complete the seashell collection
Live on an Off-The-Grid lot until your first kid ages up into a Child
Generation 6: Purple
Your parents always told you your intelligence was a gift, and the sky was the limit. And you took that to heart. You dream of being the first sim to discover aliens, and through your dedicated work in the field of science, you succeed! But then you are abducted, and your love of aliens turns to fear.
Traits: Genius, Paranoid, Bookworm
Aspiration: Nerd Brain
Career: Scientist
Goals:
Complete the Nerd Brain aspiration
Max the Logic and Rocket Science skills
Max the Scientist career
Marry another scientist
Be abducted by aliens and get pregnant (you may cheat for this, and it is up to you if you keep the baby or return it to its home world)
Generation 7: Pink
Your parents were paranoid beyond belief, and spent more time inventing devices to protect themselves from the “aliens” than they did spending time with you. So, your bestest friend growing up was your dog/cat. Animals are your main focus, things such as romance and friendships falling to the wayside. As an adult, you move out with the desire to open and run your own veterinary clinic. You treat every patient and pet owner with the utmost respect and class, and your clinic quickly reaches 5 stars. You don’t have any plans to fall in love or get married, but when a client catches your eye, you know it’s fate. You only have one child together, and it’s quite late in your life, but you don’t regret it. Well, that’s a lie. You do regret dying while your child is so young. They needed you, but you couldn't be there.
Traits: Unflirty, Proper, Cat Lover/Dog Lover (your choice)
Aspiration: Friend of the Animals
Career: Veterinarian
Goals:
Complete the Friend of the Animals aspiration
Max the Veterinary and Pet Training skills
Own a 5-star vet clinic
Marry a pet owner who comes to your clinic
Have only one child as an adult; die while they’re a teen
Generation 8: Black
Your parents died when you were just a teenager, and in order to make ends meet, you began to “borrow” from your neighbors. A friend of yours hooked you up with a bit of a shady job, and it turned out you were pretty great at being a criminal. Your hacking skills are unparalleled, but your cleaning skills? Not so much. You and a fellow coworker have an on-and-off romance, but when you both discover there’s a baby on the way, you decide to make it official. But after your child is born, you know it isn’t working out, and you call it quits. Your kid sees their other parent on the weekends, but mostly live with you in your messy apartment. Suffice to say, you are not a stellar parent, but you try. Your child just seems miserable all the time…
Traits: Kleptomaniac, Geek, Slob
Aspiration: Chief of Mischief
Career: Criminal - Oracle Branch
Goals:
Complete the Chief of Mischief aspiration
Max the Mischief, Video Gaming, and Programming skills
Max the Criminal career in the Oracle branch
Have a flirtation with a coworker. Become an official couple when you/they get pregnant, but go back to being friends after your child is born
Only have one child
Generation 9: Gray
You’re not miserable, per say, but you are not a happy sim. Because of your chaotic childhood, you like things neat, tidy, and perfect, but that’s rarely how life works out. In fact, your life is a mess of business deals, horrible bosses, and passive-aggressive coworkers. Working in business is not fun! You dream of finding love, but that’s a bumpy road as well. After two failed relationships, you finally meet the one. But hey, three is the magic number!
Traits: Perfectionist, Gloomy, Neat
Aspiration: Soulmate
Career: Business
Goals:
Complete the Soulmate aspiration
Max the Logic and Charisma skills
Max the Business career (either branch)
Meet your spouse after two other failed relationships
Have a minimum of three kids
Generation 10: White
You were the youngest of 3(+) siblings, and the most chaotic of them all. You’re a wild whirlwind, and your parents were worn out before you even learned to walk. As a kid, you get your first violin, and it changes everything. Your pour all your wild creative energy into your music, your greatest passion. Your future spouse is just as passionate about their creative hobby, and while you two never have kids, you continue to birth your creative ideas until you die.
Traits: Creative, Music Lover, Erratic
Aspiration: Musical Genius
Career: Entertainer - Musician Branch
Goals:
Complete the Musical Genius aspiration
Max the Violin, Guitar, and Piano skills
Max the Entertainer career in the Musician branch
Write and publish every type of song
Marry a sim with a Creativity aspiration that is different from yours
reblog to tell your mutual you’re proud of them and it’ll all work out
They don't know how you've haunted me. So stunningly ♡
I love watching shit with subtitles on and discovering that mumbled background conversations were not only supposed to be fully intelligible but are in fact plot-relevant. Like please, for the love of god, can streaming services start mixing their audio right?
happy Thursday the 20th
I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?
next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th
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You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years
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hearts in trees ♡
This is literally the best fucking thing I have ever seen
I love being alone <- girl who has known nothing but loneliness her entire life and so has no choice but to take comfort in it