take this heart, put yourself in it

skye - she/her - infj-t - bi - 26 - very multi-fandom.

[pussypopstar]

I'm, above all else, a tangentgirl. always saying shit like "sidenote," "oh also," "by the way,"

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[holygraund]

Who could ever leave me, darling? But who could stay?

[wokeuplaughing]

lets play throw each other down the concrete staircase

[yuirhapsody]

[shyriadracnoir-deactivated20181]

How much damage does this do if I hit someone with it

[segadreamcatcher]

they beat Jesus with that

[roach-works]

congratulations to promethazines for making a phrase so good that years later i still remark ‘they beat jesus with that’ upon seeing any kind of lumpy mess

[sha-brytols]

i'm sorry but the "da fandom is a little racist BUT veilguard holds most of the blame for making davrin so irrelevent in the game" excuse is the weakest shit i've ever heard. no actually i genuinely think this is almost exclusively a fandom issue. like i won't argue that the "davrin vs harding choice is reliant on assan" shit john epler pushed was unbelievably racist and i won't argue that there's merit to the fact that it was tone deaf at Best to have the black man's character arc so reliant on his animal companion but i'm sorry you cannot fucking convince me that the "knight in shining armor with a gentle heart and a cute animal companion that takes you out on picnic dates and carves you little wooden trinkets" character is not almost Perfectly Engineered to be the most popular romance option in any game ever and yes i fully believe the only reason he isn't is entirely hinged on the fact that he's black and no amount of whataboutism towards the devs can convince me otherwise

[sha-brytols]

davrin is literally one of the better written characters he's a major driving force in like four main quests he's the companion from literally the most popular faction in the entire series i'm sorry I DON'T BELIEVE IT ISN'T RACISM I DON'T!

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

"accessory not supported on this device" yes it is you stupid slut. thats headphones. you've known each other for years

[mynaemsophie-deactivated2026031]

reblog to bap prev with your paw

[whereserpentswalk]

Select a powerful entity to pledge yourself to who'll cherish you and transform you into something inhuman

Lord of the winter fae whose blood flows with the snow of winter

Angel warlord from a heaven whose creator has long since abandoned

An insectoid scavenger that feeds on dead gods below the sea

An androgynous vampire girl trying to restore the kingdom her brother usurped

A djinn possessing a supercomputer posing as a sentient AI

The lord of all rats who wears a paper crown and weilds a cardboard sword

Lich who controls the largest library in the world

Demon with countless eyes who owns more souls than any other being on earth

Mushroom lord whose power lays deep below the earth

Eyeless witch whose power reaches deep below the sea and into the night sky

Living clothing made of liquid metal that whisper strange secrets into your ears

The abyss at the edge of time and space.

Voting ended onOct 12, 2024

Look under the cut to see what meeting your entity is like. Reblog to give a gift to your patron.

The fae: a creature stands before you. Though this street was warm and crowded a few moments ago it is suddenly cold and the people around you look like shadows. The creature begins an antlered shadow with glowing white eyes, but soon its body can be seem, with white blue flesh, and sapphire eyes, and icicles for teeth. What looks like a cloak unfolds from its naked body and you can see massive white wings of a moth. As if it's an act of sacrifice you tell it your true name, a name you didn't even see before, and suddenly you belong to it, for better or worse.

The angel: a radiant entity appears before you. They're bright, like something so hot it would burn you up. But as the light fades, you can see a person in silver armor, perfect yet inhuman like am ancient green statue, their back srouting six wings with blue eyes along them, as the eyes on their head are covered by a mask of two smaller wings. The creature offers their hands and you shake it, as they fly you through the city streets and above the skyscrapers, to the stars above and dimensions beyond, to gods living and dead, across the streets of alien cities and the clouds of dead worlds. And when you return to the earth you can feel something diffrent about you, like there's light in your blood.

The scavenger: below the lights of skyscrapers beyond you, on the dark sands of the beach, you see it crawling twords you. This serpentine creature with countless legs, and a dark black shell, yet a strangely human like face. You think it'll attack or run away, but it just looks at you, egar, and for a momment you stare at eachother. It's legs pass something to eachother and then to you, it's meat but it's shining with all the colors known to the human eye, and a few more. You hold it and it happily looks at you. You take a bite and suddenly you know... you know so very much...

The vampire: she flies down to you on green wings with orange eyespots, but folds them into her back. She looks like a human for a momment, tall and strong, with a black suit over her body, but eyes the color of ruby. For a momment her mouth opens, and it's massive and monstrous, with countless moving parts and fangs. But then it folds back onto something humanoid and she gives you a playful smirk. She cuts her hand and offers you her blood, and when you drink it it tastes so sweet, and makes you feel so good. She hands you the knife and you know to do the same, and when she drinks from your palm it's life the sweetest of kisses.

The djinn: the room wirs around you. If it were not for the fans it would feel like hellfire. For a momment there it darkness, but then the screen before you glows white like smokeless flame. You can sense something inside, something beyond the code. You reach your hand within it, and there's no glass, your hand passess right through until you're in a white void of your own making. You call out, thinking there is nothing at all around you. Yet somehow something calls back, something that knows your name.

The rat king: You see him in an empty subway station. Something dark and distorted, you're not sure if he's man or animal, covered in rags, and singing in the language of the goblins and the orcs. Yet he comes close to you excited. And you can feel his song. He calls for you to come to the train tracks, and let yourself run with the rats and the roaches, where the train will pass over you when it comes, and you'll live forever. When you touch the third rail you don't die, but you'll never be human again.

The lich: the library is strangely bright. Run by skeletons in suits, decorated with gold. There are more books here then you thought were in all the world. There's knowledge here most mortals will never have the change below, all kept safe below the city. You see her, her body doesn't look human, everything has been replaced making her look more like a joining white doll then a being of flesh. Yet she is dead, you can tell that under the porcelain skin she must be dead, she is dead, and there is the tragedy of death in her eyes. You come closer to her, and she places a black rose within your hair...

The demon: You stand in his office and he stands before you, a humanoid being covered in black scales, with red eyes covering his skin. Yet none are on his head, that remains featureless save for two massive horns. Wings on his back nearly surround you. Countless souls line the walls of his office, looking at you, waiting. After you sign your name you give him yours, you can feel it come away for you forever and your eyes grey and your skin pales. But he puts the jar in a special place for you, you're spacial, he can tell there's something about you that he likes.

The mushroom lord: you walk through the darkness of the forest, the furthest from civilization you have ever been. You come upon a part where the trees all seem dead, that even the cryptids won't go near. Mushrooms fill the ground, and white vein like lines are all over the trees. You feel the need to lay down, and you let the moss and the mushrooms and the worms surround you, and let yourself sink into the soil,, and it feels good. It feels so good...

The witch: You can see them in the Cafe next to you, skinny and small, with a sweatshirt over most of their body, and dark glasses over their eyes. They seem powerful though, and though their body looks young they seem ancient, they seem beyond humanity. You talk to them and they tell you things, and secrets, lost gods, things you never knew you didn't know, both beautiful and disturbing. When it's time for them to go they pet your head, and give you their number. You don't know if you should text them, but you have to, you have to see them again, there's something about them that makes you need to know.

The living clothing: you step into it at first, it looked like a puddle yet shining like silver or chrome. But soon it surrounds you, first just your torso, but soon your head, your entire body. But it doesn't feel scary, it feels like you're being held, held by something beyond your understanding. It whispers to you, and you don't know if you should feel like your being eaten alive, or like you're being protected. You can't help but keep walking.

The abyss: the void is before you, blackness beyond blackness, like the color beyond the field of your vision, stands before your eyes. You stare at it, it's nothing yet you're entranced. It stares back...

[whereserpentswalk]

I put a lot of work into this it would mean a lot if you reblog!

[thepanplumbob]

Such Colorful Lives Legacy Challenge

Hi everyone! I've been working on this legacy challenge for a while, and it's finally done! I'm going to be posting my gameplay, so if you want to get a feel for the challenge, follow along. Or, if you want to play it yourself, please do so! I'd LOVE to see how it goes, so tag me if you do! ❤

General Rules

Play on Normal lifespan

Occult sims are optional!

Feel free to give sims corresponding hair, clothes, and house color schemes, but this is completely optional!

No cheats that will give you an advantage over other players

No money cheats!

Begin gameplay with a starter budget

If any of these rules make gameplay less fun, ignore them! I want this challenge to be enjoyable for everyone <3

Generation 1: Red

Even before you achieve fame, you’re the most feared intern in the office. You are confident, sassy, and will do whatever it takes to succeed. You rise through the ranks of the staff at the San Myshuno Times, making enemies and forging alliances along the way. You’re an acquired taste, but your stamp of approval is desired by up-and-coming and professional artists alike.

Traits: Self-Assured, Art Lover, Mean

Aspiration: Painter Extraordinaire

Career: Critic - Art Critic

Goals:

Complete the Painter Extraordinaire aspiration

Max the Critic career in the Art Critic branch

Max the Painting and Charisma skills

Become at least a 2-star celebrity

Marry a coworker OR a sim with the Snob trait (if a coworker has the Snob trait, even better!)

Generation 2: Orange

Your parents weren’t the nicest people, but you never cared. You had an uncanny ability to make everybody laugh, and it filled you with joy. You love making others happy, but your motivation is often lacking. Your first two romantic relationships fail due to your apathy and lack of effort. You’d much rather tell some jokes or stream yourself playing guitar than go on a date. Your carelessness leads to two unplanned pregnancies, and to no one’s surprise, you’re not the most involved parent. But when you get older, you meet someone who you decide is worth fighting for, and your first successful relationship begins...

Traits: Goofball, Lazy, Cheerful

Aspiration: Joke Star

Career: Entertainer - Comedian

Goals:

Complete the Joke Star aspiration

Max the Entertainer career in the Comedian Branch

Max the Comedy, Media Production, and Guitar skills

Complete the snow globe or postcard collection (your choice!)

Have two children with different partners; don’t stay with either of them

End up with a sim who’s not the biological parent of either of your kids

Never get married

Generation 3: Yellow

Your childhood was chaotic; whether it was an insufficient amount of income, a lack of good parenting, or your parent’s new fling that caused the instability. As you got older, you decided that no other child should grow up in such an unstable place. So, you decide to become a politician. Your lack of money growing up also caused a fairly materialistic mindset in you. You desperately want to be wealthy, and save nearly every penny you make.

Traits: Ambitious, Outgoing, Good

Aspiration: Fabulously Wealthy

Career: Politician - Charity Organizer

Goals:

Complete the Fabulously Wealthy aspiration

Max the Politician career in the Charity Organizer branch

Max the Logic and Charisma skills

Gain and maintain a pristine reputation

Donate to every charity at least twice (100 simoleons the first time; 1000 simoleons the second time - after that, it’s up to you!)

Generation 4: Green

You were always the kid with dirt on your face and carrot sticks in your lunch instead of chicken nuggets. Therefore, you were always the kid who got teased. But it didn’t matter. You had your plants and your outdoor crafts and your baking, and you were happy. And then you met your spouse, and you were even happier. You got married young, and are fiercely attached to your partner. You’ve never had a person to yourself before, but them? They’re yours. At first, you’re happy together. But then the honeymoon phase ends, and you learn that you are NOT meant for each other. The final straw is when your spouse cheats on you. Your divorce follows quickly after. But it’s okay. You love your plants and your outdoor crafts and your baking, and they love you.

Traits: Vegetarian, Maker, Jealous

Aspiration: Freelance Botanist

Goals:

Complete the Freelance Botanist aspiration

Max the Gardening, Fabricating, and Baking skills

Marry your high school sweetheart, but divorce them for cheating on you shortly after becoming an adult

Never have a career; sell your plants, fabricated items, and baked goods for money

Generation 5: Blue

Your parents didn’t have the best relationship; in fact, it was downright awful. You inherited your parent’s love of nature, but your biggest desire is to raise a happy family. As a young adult, you move to the beautiful island of Sulani, the perfect place to raise a family and make a positive change to the environment.

Traits: Family-Oriented, Loves Outdoors, Child of the Ocean

Aspiration: Big Happy Family

Career: Conservationist - Either Branch

Goals:

Complete the Big Happy Family aspiration

Max the Logic and Parenting skills

Max the Conservationist career (either branch)

Complete the seashell collection

Live on an Off-The-Grid lot until your first kid ages up into a Child

Generation 6: Purple

Your parents always told you your intelligence was a gift, and the sky was the limit. And you took that to heart. You dream of being the first sim to discover aliens, and through your dedicated work in the field of science, you succeed! But then you are abducted, and your love of aliens turns to fear.

Traits: Genius, Paranoid, Bookworm

Aspiration: Nerd Brain

Career: Scientist

Goals:

Complete the Nerd Brain aspiration

Max the Logic and Rocket Science skills

Max the Scientist career

Marry another scientist

Be abducted by aliens and get pregnant (you may cheat for this, and it is up to you if you keep the baby or return it to its home world)

Generation 7: Pink

Your parents were paranoid beyond belief, and spent more time inventing devices to protect themselves from the “aliens” than they did spending time with you. So, your bestest friend growing up was your dog/cat. Animals are your main focus, things such as romance and friendships falling to the wayside. As an adult, you move out with the desire to open and run your own veterinary clinic. You treat every patient and pet owner with the utmost respect and class, and your clinic quickly reaches 5 stars. You don’t have any plans to fall in love or get married, but when a client catches your eye, you know it’s fate. You only have one child together, and it’s quite late in your life, but you don’t regret it. Well, that’s a lie. You do regret dying while your child is so young. They needed you, but you couldn't be there.

Traits: Unflirty, Proper, Cat Lover/Dog Lover (your choice)

Aspiration: Friend of the Animals

Career: Veterinarian

Goals:

Complete the Friend of the Animals aspiration

Max the Veterinary and Pet Training skills

Own a 5-star vet clinic

Marry a pet owner who comes to your clinic

Have only one child as an adult; die while they’re a teen

Generation 8: Black

Your parents died when you were just a teenager, and in order to make ends meet, you began to “borrow” from your neighbors. A friend of yours hooked you up with a bit of a shady job, and it turned out you were pretty great at being a criminal. Your hacking skills are unparalleled, but your cleaning skills? Not so much. You and a fellow coworker have an on-and-off romance, but when you both discover there’s a baby on the way, you decide to make it official. But after your child is born, you know it isn’t working out, and you call it quits. Your kid sees their other parent on the weekends, but mostly live with you in your messy apartment. Suffice to say, you are not a stellar parent, but you try. Your child just seems miserable all the time…

Traits: Kleptomaniac, Geek, Slob

Aspiration: Chief of Mischief

Career: Criminal - Oracle Branch

Goals:

Complete the Chief of Mischief aspiration

Max the Mischief, Video Gaming, and Programming skills

Max the Criminal career in the Oracle branch

Have a flirtation with a coworker. Become an official couple when you/they get pregnant, but go back to being friends after your child is born

Only have one child

Generation 9: Gray

You’re not miserable, per say, but you are not a happy sim. Because of your chaotic childhood, you like things neat, tidy, and perfect, but that’s rarely how life works out. In fact, your life is a mess of business deals, horrible bosses, and passive-aggressive coworkers. Working in business is not fun! You dream of finding love, but that’s a bumpy road as well. After two failed relationships, you finally meet the one. But hey, three is the magic number!

Traits: Perfectionist, Gloomy, Neat

Aspiration: Soulmate

Career: Business

Goals:

Complete the Soulmate aspiration

Max the Logic and Charisma skills

Max the Business career (either branch)

Meet your spouse after two other failed relationships

Have a minimum of three kids

Generation 10: White

You were the youngest of 3(+) siblings, and the most chaotic of them all. You’re a wild whirlwind, and your parents were worn out before you even learned to walk. As a kid, you get your first violin, and it changes everything. Your pour all your wild creative energy into your music, your greatest passion. Your future spouse is just as passionate about their creative hobby, and while you two never have kids, you continue to birth your creative ideas until you die.

Traits: Creative, Music Lover, Erratic

Aspiration: Musical Genius

Career: Entertainer - Musician Branch

Goals:

Complete the Musical Genius aspiration

Max the Violin, Guitar, and Piano skills

Max the Entertainer career in the Musician branch

Write and publish every type of song

Marry a sim with a Creativity aspiration that is different from yours

[exorcismpersonified-deactivated]

reblog to tell your mutual you’re proud of them and it’ll all work out

[sheisobvious]

They don't know how you've haunted me. So stunningly ♡

[tyrannosaurus-trainwreck]

I love watching shit with subtitles on and discovering that mumbled background conversations were not only supposed to be fully intelligible but are in fact plot-relevant. Like please, for the love of god, can streaming services start mixing their audio right?

[easyvirgin-deactivated20160413]

happy Thursday the 20th

[askjennaflorida]

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

[mx-mythical-deactivated20260319]

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

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[itsquietinsantafe2]

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[romeclipse]

hearts in trees ♡

[thedarkiplier]

This is literally the best fucking thing I have ever seen

[stuckinapril]

I love being alone <- girl who has known nothing but loneliness her entire life and so has no choice but to take comfort in it