I dont tag shit.

Queen. Hungry. Tired. Stressed. Broke.

[sandandglass]

[thevoidfarer]

The person who writes news tickers in Sun City, AZ when llamas are let loose one day: I’ve been waiting my whole life for this…

[bezakonik-deactivated20210314]

my mom still says czechoslovakia

[master-milenko]

Your mom was alive when it was still called Czechoslovakia? I think she might be a time traveller bro...

[bezakonik-deactivated20210314]

when do you think it stopped being czechoslovakia

[what-grace-has-forgiveness]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[arseniccattails]

[kitmicks]

[talesfromtreatment]

I have never in my life had a kitten react this negatively to swaddling. Fully feral 8 week olds tolerate it better than this 10 day old kitten. Warning: he is LOUD and sounds like he’s being tortured.

You can imagine how much fun tube feeding him is right now….

This is the same baby that was growling at me so it appears to be a native personality thing. He’s going to be a delightful adult cat at the vet…. Maybe I should change his name to “eternal gabapentin”

[smittyandsaturn]

wahwah

[ghost-in-the-shul]

You WRAP Nettle?! You wrap Nettle like the shawarma?!!? Oh! Oh!!! Jail for human! Jail for one billion years!!!

[prsephonies-deactivated20200815]

when i was a teenager it felt very revolutionary to be cruel to myself. like some kind of slow passive protest against how much everything hurt. i starved myself of sleep and food and tenderness because it felt right. it felt sharp and angry and radical and i wanted to be those things. adulthood is the realisation that the world is already working to cut into you well before you learn how to do it yourself. caring for yourself and others is the real protest

[friedegg]

[friedegg]

[whats-your-name-man]

[cowboyhats]

Michelle K, I Know I Deserve More

[guerrillatech]

[cishetlessfashion]

[catvampire]

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

terrifying and incomprehensible to the human mind?

[hzs-modblog]

[mijomii]

miguel and miniguel

[mijomii]

This is my current source of happiness I love people translating the Miguel & Miniguel joke in their language 😭

[misgnomer]

multilinguel 

[gameover03909987-deactivated202]

The perfect AITA

[cextra-loz]

SIL = Sister in Law MIL = Mother in Law FIL = Father in law BIL = Brother in Law

[himbodiaz]

would y’all ever date someone with the same name as you?

[hmslusitania]

I’m sorry for adding directly to a post but I went to a wedding once where the groom’s name was Loren and the bride’s name was Lauren and at the end the officiant was all “introducing Loren [surname] and Lauren [surname], husband and wife” and the entire assembled lost it

[tevankinkley]

also sorry for adding on but at my high school there was a Dominic and a Dominique who were dating and everyone just called them “Dom and Dommer” which is honestly the funniest shit ever

[somerandomweirdo-deactivated202]

i will never forget how funny it was when taylor swift and taylor lautner dated

[edalynn]

This is literally the funniest photo I’ve ever taken of gunne in my life

[daloy-tzisminik-deactivated2023]

Dune is about a mythical space twink taking so much LSD that he gains the power to impose White Boy Summer on the entire galaxy

[campyvillain]

if i think of baby swordfish again i’m gonna be sent into a coughing fit

[campyvillain]

best baby animal of all time. only the essentials (big funny snout)

[thesevenumbrellas]

Not all venom fans are monster fuckers 😞 some of us are just aroace disasters who like the idea of a platonic soulmate who likes to murder annoying people for you, is that so bad?

[thesevenumbrellas]

Guys I’m part of the club 🥺

[ursavorpalis]

monsterqueerplatonic

[generalized-monsterhuggery]

Of course you're part of the club, we wouldn't exclude you, come on, we're not a bunch of fucking mon—

I mean, we're not fucking monst—

You're good, is what I mean.

[mythopoeism]

early homo sapiens b like help i cant stop making bowls . help i cant stop domesticating plants and animals. help i cant stop developing language and architecture and religion

[pricklydyke]

ok im obsessed w this tag

[iwearmygreencoatatnight]

once in grade 6 I saw a 'pottery making club' in a ditch on the schoolyard- I assume at some point someone realized there was actually good quality clay in the ditch and when I walked up there were about a dozen 12 year olds sitting around the few girls who had brought their water bottles out to mix the clay, and a designated spot to put the finished bowls and tablets, and people going off and collecting sticks to make designs with and i really think that's the natural state of the human race

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

In elementary school I learned that you can make paint out of certain sedimentary rocks on the playground if you crushed them and mixed with water and at one point I had up to 25 kindergarten through third graders making cave paintings on the underside of the slides

[xphilosoraptorx]

The nature of man is such that every so often, someone recreates the neolithic era.

[voyageofbran]

Yeah, every recess

[fadingsuggestion]

Fuck anyone who says I have to forgive everyone, “for my sake.” I worked hard for this anger. I worked hard to love myself enough to hate them.

[vivid-ellipses]

Shit, yeah, this is a thing that is hard to articulate. Some people don’t feel healed by forgiving the people who hurt them, because that’s what they kept doing over and over and it only led to getting more hurt. Sometimes you feel healed when you’re finally brave enough to say “This person was horrible to me, and I did not deserve that treatment, and I don’t have to be okay with it.”

[lollimauk]

I spent way too long making this guide for my dad, so here y’all go:

Tonight was Critical Role’s Halloween episode, and the cast dressed as each other!!