muss ja

adult ♡ she/he/they ♡ multiple critters in a trenchcoat

[escuerzoresucitado]

[jenny-holzer]

[51195]

i drew this in like 3 seconds i cant believe i forgot about their special day

[personal-worst]

got a mystery pill from mom for my muscle pain <3 okay <3 yay <3

[raccoonmilf]

I’m sorry I didn’t mean to refer to your unvaccinated dog as an “empty vessel for rabies.” I’m sure it’s also something else. Like an empty vessel for distemper.

[solanaceaae]

a rushed Indian anthy piece

[sxpxrmxrgxr]

[personal-worst]

my favourite class trip as kid was when we were told to pack 1kg hammers and we just went to the mountains to hit rocks in search of Cool Rocks while a guy told us about the Rocks in the Area and after that we went to a mining museum where they had Even More Rocks. the children really do yearn for the mines

[personal-worst]

i used to think gils haircut makes no sense but after experiencing the type of hair you have when you dont go to the hairdresser for months and cheat using kitchen scissors, i understand completely

[personal-worst]

my coworker and i always get this red velvet muffin from a cafe next to the school and today we had our break later than usual so we came in, saw the empty spot where the muffins would be, and the waiter recognised us and said theyre out of Red Velvet Muffins. how many did we have for him to remember it

[personal-worst]

at some point during pseudo daycare you need to just look vaguely disappointed at some kids while youre starting to zone out

[personal-worst]

something that pisses me off about the english language is that you can treat words like "police" as a singular OR plural. you can treat it as a plural. what the hell. im not going to do that. it makes my brain feel fizzy.

[personal-worst]

one of the kids had to wait during pe because she fractured her hand Again so we just talked. she seemed very dismayed that we're not being paid for this internship

[flagellant]

[flagellant]

[flagellant]

[personal-worst]

i wish my migraines came with auras or whatever so i could at least look at pretty lights

[personal-worst]

she also said she thinks the way the soviet union handled doctors was better because they werent paid that much so "they had to be really passionate and GOOD at their job because otherwise no one would bribe them. doctors now suck because they are paid so much even when they arent worthy of bribes :/"

[personal-worst]

one time in grade 12 i asked my mom what the fall of the soviet union was like and she said "idk i dont remember lol. :) i had things to do it wasnt a huge difference" and this year she told me she and dad lost all their savings because the currency was changed short notice & that going to uni suddenly became a lot less financially viable. unreliable narrator ....