but why would i want to do a thing like that?

river. he/him.

[creativepromptsforwriting]

Deepest apologies to the well-thought-out characters that I created but never wrote the stories for.

[bob-belcher]

Nicholas Hoult as Peter III in The Great (2020—)

[brittany]

if you have a problem with any of the fictional pairings that i enjoy on the internet, for the low cost of $9,000 you can pay me to care about what you think

[dcbicki]

THE THICK OF IT S04E02

[cornbread21actual]

[sarek]

Went to Goodsprings & the saloon legit has a dusty ass framed copy of Fallout New Vegas on the wall

[chimeraan]

Underrated moment of New Vegas is when this dude is almost killed for his star bottle caps, only just manages to defeat his attacker and then, without a single reflexive notion in that vacuum chamber between his ears, immediately tells the first person he sees (you) about the star bottle caps he was, only picoseconds ago, almost killed for.

As he’s one of the dumbest characters in the wasteland, it’s not even moral dilemma whether you kill him for the caps. He’s going to be killed for being king Himbo of Vegas and you might as well be the one to loot the star bottle caps.

[letmebegaytodd]

Caesar, muttering to himself: They call me caesar cause I be dressin’

Courier, hiding in the shadows and about to assassinate him:

[letmebegaytodd]

I don’t want to put this person on blast cause this is literally the funniest thing you could’ve tagged this as

[letmebegaytodd]

I CANNOT stress enough to the history blogs innocently reblogging this post that it is NOT about historical figure julius caesar, it IS about a shitty dumbass bastard cosplayer in a wildass video game

[letmebegaytodd]

For the last FUCKING time this ISN’T about HISTORICAL FIGURE Julius Caesar and GOD HELP ME when the ides of march hits again

[letmebegaytodd]

[letmebegaytodd]

[lightasthesun]

Maybe if we watch the spanish dub of RotS order 66 doesn't happen

[siarrawrites]

Palps: commander cody, execute order 66

Cody: no hablo inglés

[mango-season]

i’m trying2be kinder to myself but this bitch is so fucking stupid

[tansbun]

tharntype + the onion

[magics-rp]

Hello witchlings! This is it, today is the day we announce our site’s soft opening! Thank you so much to all the members who participated in our intros, dev challenge and made wanted ads during site buzz. And also, thank you all for your patience, here’s to hoping for a great site opening! The link is provided below. Can’t wait to see you on site! https://magics.jcink.net/index.php https://magics.jcink.net/index.php https://magics.jcink.net/index.php

[personalityloading]

— K W O N H A N B I N

beware the man you think you know.

[personalityloading]

i'm doing this mobile so if the formatting sucks then goodbye

alias: roger river

pronouns: he/him

timezone: gmt+1

what magic class you’d want to be in: history of magic plsthx

favorite witch: the one in stardew valley owo idk

magical fact about you: lives in uk but suspiciously awake in line with pst (,:

[elvencantation]

Ouyang Zizhen: here's a fun christmas idea. we'll hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to fight whoever else is under it

Lan Sizhui: we are not doing that!

Jin Ling: mistlefoe

Lan Sizhui: don’t encourage him!

Lan Jingyi, fists ready: whose halls are ready to be decked

[woundposting]

stop shaming people for being passionate about the things that they love. stop mocking people for having unusual interests. like, honestly, i'm so tired of feeling embarrassed for being "too much". if being too much means having deep interests that fill my life with romanticism and excitement, then let me be!!! i'd much rather listen to anyone ranting about their latest obsession with 16th century swords than have a boring ordinary conversation with those who shame passionate people

[fyjjong]

all of us cope different ways but for some who are soothed by hearing his voice: a kind korean shawol has put together a soundboard of jonghyun saying a variety of phrases over the years, most coming from blue night radio. a link can be found here. the creator also included a link at the very bottom of the page for a google drive folder where .mp3 uploads of all of the snippets can be downloaded. if you are not ready to listen to this now that is understandable but maybe in the future it is something you can come back to.