boss is asleep. currently on a quest to steal some wine
stop reblogging this i'm gonna get caught you fuckers
hahaha it would be so funny if i got so deathly drunk my hot doctor boyfriend had to escort me to the infirmary and pin me down so i dont end up stabbing someone and holding me by the hair to force my chin up and make me drink medicine hahahahaha
#please #pleaseee #i am so gay rn
currently having the time of my life. everything is great. except my new husband. i hope he dies
never thought id have to say this but please do not try to make homemade wine with random shit you find on the woods ?? a guy just died
guys im gonna be honest the worst thing to ever happen in my life was my brother coming back
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you are literally on my DNI. this is your fifth account. please go away
why are all the animals coughing to death?
#is this normal #vets of tumblr answer me
these trojans ain't shit 😂😂😂 we'll be winning this easy fr
girl help it's been ten years
being haunted by visions can be very fun actually
#therapist told me to be positive #trying
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stop telling me to kill myself???
i hope you nerds name men on men attraction after me when i die
#if this doesnt happen then what is the point
