Pervy Sage

BTS, BL, danmei, sage wisdom, and occasional smut writing. I just think Namjoon is neat. ARMY she/her, 18+ only, Age: Jiraiya AO3 Twitter WattPad

[pervysagewisdom]

BTS FanFic List

Explicit 18+ only

Links to my stories:

Blue Night

18+ Explicit

Minjoon, Vmin

Jimin gets a surprise visitor in the shower one night which turns into fun times for them both, until Jimin returns to his room to find Taehyung waiting, jealous and aroused.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Big Bad Wolf

18+ Explicit

Vmin AU

Summary: One day Jimin gets lost in the woods and meets V, the Big Bad Wolf who shows him what primal hunger is all about.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

The Idol

18+ Explicit

Minjoon, Vmin, RM/Jimin/V AU

While at a club one night, struggling rapper Namjoon is chosen by the biggest pop star in the world for a night of pleasure that turns out to be more than he bargained for.

Or: Jimin is a polyamorous pop star who likes kinky sex. Ends with a threesome between Jimin, Namjoon, and Vante.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[messmikkelsen]

wei wuxian murmured to himself, “how strange. why can someone so boring as lan zhan always make me so happy?” — grandmaster of demonic cultivation, chapter 32

[nicostiel]

#The nod of consent is so important to me 😭

[memeuplift]

[pervysagewisdom]

So like, he lives in a house made from the gutted remains of his ancestor or…???

[mimundoentrelibro-deactivated20]

[lackyannie]

in any language, we know this pain

[alternativecheese-deactivated20]

this is fucking funnier in spanish

[thesekidsarestillkillingme]

This is an always reblog for me.

[atlinmerrick]

The “you sewed the @%$#@ pockets closed?” comes through loud and clear.

[meroutro]

Joon with his words/lyrics

[jimimn]

the cutest kitty ♡

[story-kat]

Art by Frozen_ln

Posted with Permission (reprint/edit and/or commercial use prohibited)

[pervysagewisdom]

Just Yoongi

[amvguy]

i received too much positive reinforcement so here’s an extended version of my lestat vid

[the-indigo-symphony]

A small PSA to all those new to dealing with the porn bots that Tumblr now has a fresh wave of – I understand that when you go to report them, you want to report them as "[containing] sexually explicit material", but don't do that. Report them as spam instead.

These are spam bots flooding tags and the website in general with spam links. They often do not have anything sexually explicit on their blog (although they often have implicit material). Plus, these two reports get very different results. Reporting explicit material gets the bot slapped behind an 18+ wall, so minors can't check if they're a bot or not. Reporting spam gets the bot taken down.

Remember, folks: when dealing with a bot, report spam, not smut!

[cocainesocialist]

[manynamedshe]

“They’re not smarter or faster they’re buying up others’ lifetimes to do their chores”

“They’re not smarter or faster they’re buying up others’ lifetimes to do their chores”

“They’re not smarter or faster they’re buying up others’ lifetimes to do their chores”

[thequeerwithoutfear-deactivated]

[images: series of tweets from @realavocadofact. tweets read, “they’re not elite they’re rich”, “they’re not better they’re better supplied”, “they’re not smarter or faster they’re buying up others’ lifetimes to do their chores”, “there is nothing wrong with you; you’re doing your best in a game rigged against you, probably not enough people and fruit tell you that”]

[bisexual-aura]

some important words from bisexual magazines/letters

[jung-koook]

221210 - yoongi on instagram: 😌

[luulapants]

My dad and I once had a disagreement over him using the adage "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."

I said, "That's just not true. Sometimes what doesn't kill you leaves you brittle and injured or traumatized."

He stopped and thought about that for a while. He came back later, and said, "It's like wood glue."

He pointed to my bookshelf, which he helped me salvage a while ago. He said, "Do you remember how I explained that, once we used the wood glue on them, the shelves would actually be stronger than they were before they broke?"

I did.

"But before we used the wood glue, those shelves were broken. They couldn't hold up shit. If you had put books on them, they would have collapsed. And that wood glue had to set awhile. If we put anything on them too early, they would have collapsed just the same as if we'd never fixed them at all. You've got to give these things time to set."

It sounded like a pretty good metaphor to me, but one thing I did pick up on was that whatever broke those shelves, that's not the thing that made them stronger. That just broke them. It was being fixed that made them stronger. It was the glue.

So my dad and I agreed, what doesn't kill you doesn't actually make you stronger, but healing does. And if you feel like healing hasn't made you stronger than you were before, you're probably not done healing. You've got to give these things time to set.

[224bbaker]

Fun Fact: in one month, all Sherlock Holmes stories hit the public domain and the Conan Doyle Estate can't do shit! I say this for absolutely no reason but also congrats in advance to the happy couple.

[do-you-have-a-flag]

[cacchieressa]

Don’t Hesitate by Mary Oliver

If you suddenly and unexpectedly feel joy, don’t hesitate. Give in to it. There are plenty of lives and whole towns destroyed or about to be. We are not wise, and not very often kind. And much can never be redeemed. Still, life has some possibility left. Perhaps this is its way of fighting back, that sometimes something happens better than all the riches or power in the world. It could be anything, but very likely you notice it in the instant when love begins. Anyway, that’s often the case. Anyway, whatever it is, don’t be afraid of its plenty. Joy is not made to be a crumb.