The Humour of a Starving Student

I have more potted plants than I'm able to take care of.

[horrorandhalloween]

by Laure S

[mulletlove-deactivated20200811]

bored. might swollow a kinder egg like a snake just because

[ccliffjumperr]

This is what the FDA thought everyone would do if they allowed kinder eggs in America

[eggpuffs]

finding out this was real makes my life lkJASLKFJASDKLF

[hashtagloveloses]

[hashtagloveloses]

[hashtagloveloses]

put this in the MOMA

[spidey-reids-2003-deactivated20]

MOMA TAKE THIS 

[astronomical-bagel]

“Bad” doodles my ASS

[lamignonette]

Audrey Wollen via Lauren Spencer King

[normal-horoscopes]

This high art is completely indistinguishable from a quality shitpost and I cannot quite describe the sheer existiential satisfaction and calm I am feeling right now

[cheshirelibrary]

Sometimes classics can be improved upon.

The Tree Who Set Healthy Boundaries : an alternate ending for Shel Silverstein’s The Giving Tree by Topher Payne 💯🌳❤️

https://www.topherpayne.com/giving-tree?

[toastbutteregg]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

thi s one wins

[itsqueenshroom]

my bf and I have the same fucking brain

Quiplash is the greatest game ever made because it allows for things like this and you can’t change my mind.

[wooferdill]

[raideo]

[starshinebeaches]

[natsumischwartz]

[afairfight]

(source)

[namtan]

10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU (1999)

[this-is-me-irl]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[chrisprattawesomesource]

[hydro-homies]

[yayoroses]

iconic!

[thefoxconfessor]

[megcanic]

this is the plot to mama mia

[catchymemes]

[a-cat-in-a-funky-hat]

I work in a kitchen. We are always told to not just stand around, that’s rule number one. Even if something’s on the stove, usually you can do something else while you wait for it.

EXCEPT

If it’s milk. “You stand right there and watch over it, do NOT leave.”

What’s even better is if you’re forced to leave because you need something from the fridge or something. So you dash into the back and get it and if someone wants to ask you something you just go “MILK! ON THE STOVE!” and everyone jumps out of your way and goes “oh shit, run!!!”

It’s the funniest thing I’ve ever encountered at work

[justlookatthosesausages]

In French we literally have an old saying, “I have milk on the fire” to say “I’m very busy at the moment”