The Pesky Weasel

curiosity abounds

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when I tell u I had to scroll a week back in my twitter likes to find this video bc I genuinely couldn’t sleep until I did

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Happy Valentines

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reblog if freud would have diagnosed you with female hysteria in the 1800s

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I love when my boyfriend showers at my house cause I get to lean against the door and hear him quietly scream

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NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HES A METAL VOCALIST HE PRACTICES IN THW SHOWER I DO NOT TORTURE MY BOYFRIEND

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Kid Tells Mall Santa A Secret; Seconds Later Him And His Elves Are Beating The Crap Out Of A Child Molester

Real life Bad Santa doesn't f*ck about!

A Wisconsin mall Santa decided to handle one of the naughty list members early this year when a young girl told him her Christmas wish was for her stepdad to stop molesting her. He and four of his elves attacked the guy, who was waiting nearby, and pummeled him unconscious.

An eyewitness recalled, “Santa didn’t say nothing. He just grabbed the back of the guy’s skull and headbutted him REAL hard.” The witness continued on to say, “Then Kringle got on top of him and just started pummeling him. He was laughing and screaming ‘Ho! Ho! Ho! Motherfucker!’

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I love this.

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There should be more stories like this

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[mollystanard]

Here’s a silly flowchart that basically informs every day of my life because I am a filthy plant hoarder

[showerthoughtsofficial]

I wonder if a surgeon has ever proclaimed the words “Kali Ma” when they were performing a heart transplant

[wonderswoman]

AS HE GOES LEFT AND YOU STAY RIGHT                                          BETWEEN THE LINES OF FEAR AND BLAME

[dailyevanstan]

“I love acting. It’s my playground, it lets me explore. But my happiness in this world —-my level of peace— is never going to be dictated by acting.”