“now where do you think you’re going?” and getting pulled back by the hips when you start backing up from it bc it’s too big and you’re stuffed so full you can barely breathe and your legs shake as they push in even deeper

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@pessimistic-puppy
“now where do you think you’re going?” and getting pulled back by the hips when you start backing up from it bc it’s too big and you’re stuffed so full you can barely breathe and your legs shake as they push in even deeper
aw what’s wrong? you can’t handle my boot there? c’mon, it’s not like it hurts. oh, you’re just sensitive? baby, toughen up. you’re a big man, you can take it.
I wanna be crate trained wtf
me (crazy eyes, covered in blood): I NEED to finish writing my fanfic. so I can start writing a different fanfic.
Who else thinks dry humping is like really really hot. Like. Humping against master's leg while whining ur brains out becuz the friction isn't enough.. and master not doing anything but teasing and cooing while they work.. mffhhggh I need one so bad
World's bravest hero can handle anything... except for his own feelings apparently
Holding pup down by their neck while I pound into them. Listening to them choke and try to say something but all they can do is whine and moan because that’s what a good dog is suppose to do.
Baaaaaabe, you can’t be saying stuff like thaaaaat!
"good boy" "that's my pretty boy" "you did so well for me" "awwww im so proud of you puppy" "cmere puppy" "hi sweet boy" "good mutt" "that's it, be my good boy" mmmmfmfmfghhhggmmm..,,,,
”poor baby.”
oh boy i’m gonna fucking POUNCEEEE!!!!
Bruce: When did your mom say she was coming to pick you up?
Vance: She’s not.
Bruce: Why?
Vance: Because I told her you asked me to spend the night.
Bruce: I didn’t ask you to spend the night.
Vance: Well you should, ‘cause I’m not leaving.
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Contrary to popular belief, Bruce is the jealous one. Not that Vance doesn't get jealous (because he totally does). It's just that Bruce is popular, so Vance knows that people try to talk to him pretty much all day. He's usually pretty good at distinguishing between platonic and romantic conversations (for the most part). However, with Vance, people are afraid of him, so they don't usually go out of their way to talk to him, leaving Bruce mentally and emotionally unprepared when it happens. It doesn't matter whether the person talking to Vance has platonic or romantic intentions. Bruce will immediately abandon whatever he's doing, regardless of its importance, and become the epitome of the “clingy, jealous lover” trope
YOU READ MY MIND ABOUT THEIR DYNAMIC SO WELL. Bruce KNOWS that Vance would never cheat but he also knows that Vance is pretty clueless when it comes to non violent social interactions and immediately worries that Vance is being flirted with and doesn't know it. It raises his hackles and he'll find a way to insert himself in the conversation and haul Vance away, a lot of the time not subtle even a little bit.
"Vance! C'mon, we have to go walk my dog!"
"You don't have a dog..."
"I DO NOW. COME ON."