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@peter-j-kann-blog
*Rubs my paws together* Time to start some discourse.
Patton wears knee-high sports socks and a pair of Costco Dad Sandals™ with his khaki shorts.
I cant disagree although I feel like he wears light up sketchers when hes out at night
You know what? Valid.
But what about,,, Crocs
Those are for when he has to dress up.
Platform crocs are for the really fancy event though
Blocked.
[Playing Dungeons & Dragons]
Patton: I roll to steal Logan’s heart!
Logan: Patton, you can’t-
Patton: *rolls a twenty*
Logan: …
Virgil, the dungeonmaster: You have a spring wedding. I am Logan’s best man. Roman is Patton’s maid of honor.
hewwo~ wewcome to suguwy ^-^ nwurse pas me da scawpel so we can begwinn (／・ω・)／
hehe stahp making teh siwwy sounds (=^･ω･^=) i need to finnish teh incision x3
*me, poking at ur spween* pwease stop screaming in pwain silly (^・x・^) im giving yourr organs a mwassage hehe nya~ ♡ॢ₍⸍⸌̣ʷ̣̫⸍̣⸌₎
*stawts shouting into your esophagus* hhh hh hewwo,, any hwydowclowic acid around~
Uh , warning for meat sounds and screams of agony
UwU
It was kinda cute reading it, but that voiceover in the video is so perfectly terrifying and haunting that I will be scarred for life because of it IT’S SO FREAKY OMG
Absolutely FED UP of drawing all this SEXY ANATOMY and then having to draw CLOTHES all over it!!
Tbh if it were up to me everyone would just end up wearing some underwear
@dailysandersidesaudoodles It IS up to you. Do it.
Logan in just a tie and space boxers. Roman in his sash and heart boxers. Patton in an open cardigan and cat undies, Virgil in… A hoodie and socks and underwear bc he’s a shy boi
one down. three more to go. (excuse the bad edit, mobile editing is shit when the light isn’t good anymore)
second, Patton! He has a little tummy >w<
also just to mention, this is all freehand anatomy, no ref! so there are mistakes…
This is so entertaining holy mothertrucker. Third, Logan! He’s very bad at hiding the nervs…
aaaand the last one! Those are officially my daily #16 : CASUAL SHIRTLESS AU
Absolutely FED UP of drawing all this SEXY ANATOMY and then having to draw CLOTHES all over it!!
Tbh if it were up to me everyone would just end up wearing some underwear
@dailysandersidesaudoodles It IS up to you. Do it.
Logan in just a tie and space boxers. Roman in his sash and heart boxers. Patton in an open cardigan and cat undies, Virgil in… A hoodie and socks and underwear bc he’s a shy boi
one down. three more to go. (excuse the bad edit, mobile editing is shit when the light isn’t good anymore)
second, Patton! He has a little tummy >w<
also just to mention, this is all freehand anatomy, no ref! so there are mistakes…
not sure if this has been done already, but it fits so well!!
good morning I just woke up obsessed with the idea of a movie filmed in the style of a true crime documentary except it’s in the Twilight universe and a bunch of completely ordinary humans are trying to figure out why Bella effectively disappeared after high school without knowing anything about vampires
let’s review the Facts of the Case as far as anyone who’s not in on the secret knows them
super normal teenage girl moves to small town
becomes obsessed with a guy who by all appearances is in a cult
the incident where they dramatically broke up and Bella tried to go back to Phoenix but Edward followed her and they got back together but also Bella’s leg got mysteriously broken
another dramatic breakup and this time the entire family skips town leaving Bella catatonically depressed
sudden trip to Italy??? and then the entire family comes back???
Whatever Happened In Eclipse I Don’t Remember
Bella marries boyfriend of approx. a year and a half, goes away on an exotic vacation and immediately contracts a life threatening disease
is rarely seen in public again until her mysterious death, which if I’m remembering correctly is a thing?? because Bella was pretty sure her mom wouldn’t be able to handle the vampire thing and that they were going to have to fake a death which is!! fucked UP
also apparently the Cullens haven’t ever bothered with, like, changing their names, so if anyone goes poking around they’re easily going to discover a family of seven rich weirdos moving around various overcast cities together for at least a century
tell me you wouldn’t watch this shit
highlights:
generic Missing White Woman opening that rapidly spirals into interviews Bella’s hilarious tacky high school classmates talking shit about the Cullens (Mike Newton’s Time To Shine)
Charlie (who Knows) uncomfortably lying to the camera about how of course he’s Very Sad about all of this and misses his daughter a whole lot. the crew immediately begins speculating about Charlie’s involvement.
a few scenes shot in Italy. the voice over concludes that there are no clues to be found there while a Volturi member hovers very obviously in the background for the audience’s enjoyment
testimonies about Carlisle’s character that end with the interviewee getting distracted thinking how hot he was, including Charlie
a segment trying to figure out what the Fuck Jacob’s involvement is followed by a montage of werewolves slamming their front doors in the crew’s faces
a brief mention of the murder spree that happened in Seattle during Bella’s senior year but quickly shrugging it off as DEFINITELY unrelated to any of this
trying to dig into where the Cullens lived before Forks and quickly realizing that None Of These Children Existed Before the Age of Seventeen
briefly toying with a kidnapping scenario before stumbling onto a record of the Cullens in some other town that’s JUST old enough to be inconsistent with the ages they were supposed to be in Forks
“wait I think all the kids were actually in their twenties, maybe?”
“wait what the fUCK?”
This is a possible twilight version I can think I can get behind.
*leans into the mic*
Virgil is Morticia Adams and Roman is Gomez.
*the crowd boos* *someone throws a can of soda at me* *in the front row, a woman faints*
“She’s right,” a voice says from the back of the room.
Everyone turns around.
It’s Roman dressed in a Classy striped suit. Virgil is next to him, in his best black evening gown.
@virgilisaneternalmood
GUYS.
This is another collab I did with @ziksua!!!! She did the sketchb of Loki, I did the sketch of Bucky and the lineart and she coloured it!!!! HOPE YOU LIKE IT JUST AS MUCH AS I DO ♥♥♥
Water tribe….
What true love looks like.
OKAY SO I had a coworker who was otherwise a standard clueless Straight White Guy, but this dude loved his wife and he knew her real good. And his wife LOVES shitty grocery store icing. So the first thing she’d always do with any cake is shove her fingers into the corner and scoop off whatever abomination of a flower was on there and eat it off her fingers. SO THIS DUDE GOES TO THE STORE AND HAS THEM MAKE A WHOLE CAKE OUT OF FROSTING Brings it home to his wife for her birthday She shoves her fingers into it and then they just keep going FROSTING ALL THE WAY DOWN He said the look on her face was the best thing he’d ever seen in his life It gives me hope that even a clueless Straight White Guy knew and loved his wife enough to give her the perfect birthday present cake frosting abomination
And I love to imagine the conversation he had to have with the grocery store bakery.
That’s disgusting, what a good husband
This is my husband right here.
He bought me a 2 pounds of peach rings with the last of his money back in the day because I got laid off my job and was severely depressed.
We both ate a peach ring a day until we both got back on our feet. (Took us a month or so.)
I still have the bag and the reciept.
(The bag is empty and we ate the rest the day we both had work.)
romanticizing mental illness is dangerous and misleading
Artsy depression: haunted eyes, good at art, emo hair and eyeliner on point
Actual Depression: bloodshot eyes, no longer trust themselves with pencils, has not showered in five days
Quirky OCD: organized books, clean room, color coordinated outfits
Actual OCD: Intrusive thoughts, flipping the light switch 8 times so you don’t stab your brother, picking holes in your skin
Cute eating disorders: Slim trim and beautiful, shyly refusing a second helping, dancer aesthetic
Actual eating disorders: Puffy cheeks and eroded teeth from excessive vomiting, hair growing over your freezing body and refusing to eat carrots because they’re too high in carbs
Adorable anxiety: just a smol bean, soft, must be protected from the world
Actual anxiety: crying so hard you throw up, shaking, losing sleep over a period after the “okay”
RPG PTSD: flashbacks, vietnam, u don’t know what i’ve been through kiddo
Actual PTSD: Buying your first pregnancy test at twelve, flinching at high fives, i can’t feel my hands where am I what year is it
Cartoon ADHD: look a squirrel, something shiny, fidgety loveable bufoon
Actual ADHD: rereading the same page over and over because it doesn’t make sense, hasn’t done the laundry in four months, hyperfocusing on a mushroom knowing you have work to do
stop making terrifying realities seem cute. it’s disrespectful for those of us who are actually struggling
Fucking preach.
Uwu smol baby autism: adorably awkward, huggable, acts cute when confused, has some sort of rainman talent and a perfect memory in general
Real autism: worrying about whether you’re interpreting people’s cues correctly/making your tone sound correct for the context, or whether they’re about to get wierded out and uncomfortable bc of something you said, sensory issues that drive you nuts, not being able to adapt to sudden changes in plans and freaking out, melting down or shutting down when stressed by stupid things
Media psychosis: batshit insane, criminals, villains and antagonists, homicidal maniacs, “the voices made me do it” trope
Actual psychosis: literally normal people with no intention of hurting you, fear of being discovered, suicidal comtemplation because people think you’re a monster, insomnia, difficulty separating fiction from reality, depression, disorganized speech, panic attacks, paranoia, noticeable slip in school/work performance
Tumblr gender dysphoria: uwu smol boy who is super proud of who he is and needs pwotewtion!!
Actual gender dysphoria: wearing the same clothes for weeks because seeing any hint of your body causes extreme dysphoria. wanting to rip off your own skin because it feels wrong. feeling like you were a complete malfunction and shouldn’t be alive at all.
“poor baby” Tourette’s: constant swearing and stuttering, not very noticeable tics, never disrupts the class, can control their tics, quirky tics like “son of a biscuit” or “bubbles”
Actual Tourette’s: speech blocks, loud vocal tics, “keep it down, sweaty. people are trying to work”, “why are you making that noise?”, violent tic attacks, tics keeping you up at night, hurting yourself while ticcing, asking people to not repeat certain phrases around you or your tourette’s might pick it up, but they do it anyways, “shut up! you’re so annoying!” and “keep still, you’re being disruptive”.
soappppp
yall I fucking bled for this peice of trash pls like it
oh. I thought it was a photo.
Damn it took me 5 minutes to figure out why you wanted people to like a picture of soap. You did such a good job people think you are just posting random pics of soap.
this isn’t the fist time this has happened, I painted lube and everyone was confused that I posted a picture of lube
Imagine being such a good artist that people think you’re just an lolrandom shitposter
The realest shitposters are just god teir artists
♕Crowns for the paladins♛
so pretty
standing up and blacking out for a few seconds is just transitioning from a cutscene to the actual gameplay
thing that happened today
Guy I don’t like at school, homophobe (and a complete ass), asks a girl “Where’s you’re boyfriend?”
I say in the most monotone voice as I walk past, giving no damns, “Where’s yours?”
There might have been screaming.
Bone massage… I want soft bones
no you don’t, bitch.
*jiggles and flops towards you* what? Huh?
