[killl-ka]

Kris and The Soul if they were fungry

[oneheadtoanother]

[killl-ka]

Kris and The Soul if they were fungry

[pokkin]

Dude I was talking to spongebob he doesnt fuck with you no more

[sunfortune]

[kaban-bang]

[big-tiddy-goth-ghoulfriend]

canceled my prime membership today

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

sickens me to my stomach. how dare this guy get to live my dream.

[acutecoral]

Some clarifications and an update

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

thank you @acutecoral for the update. can everyone in the notes act normal now please

[jellogram]

Me: *stubs my toe* "AH FUCK!"

Mass of quivering flesh that's been growing in my cabinet and slowly feeding off my suffering until it develops sentience: *takes first breath*

[werewolfguts]

they're having a diva off

[latbak]

[swarnpert]

can you take my white ass to funkytown

[jame7t]

nope. torture city again

[swarnpert]

come on

[tvrded]

Me still on here in 20 years

[segamascott]

[androidyogurt]

only comment on this page

[alouettesque]

who is in control?

[alexjones]

I hallucinate this post at least 5 times a day

[cannibalchicken]

[serethespider]

the tension between the genuine cleverness of the joke and the incompetence implied by putting it on two-sentence horror is what makes this for me

[catchymemes]

[thedepressionoftrees]

Inspiration struck me like a brick to the skull