Alex: truth or dare?
Magnus: truth
Alex: what’s your credit card number
Magnus: dare
Alex: I dare you to tell me your credit card number
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Alex: truth or dare?
Magnus: truth
Alex: what’s your credit card number
Magnus: dare
Alex: I dare you to tell me your credit card number
Nico: you look good today. Pro homo
Will: don’t you mean no homo??
Nico: no
Terminus: do you have any ID?
Apollo: uh, just my GameStop rewards card if that works
*Annabeth and Percy doing detective work*
Annabeth: it's likely that he drowned-
Percy: it looks like he died trying to drink the entire pool
Percy: hey wanna hear a joke?
Percy: have you guys heard of the gay guy that makes owl noises?
Nico: who?
Percy:
Nico:
*cut to percy screaming*
My dad’s English is pretty bad and he can never remember names so he misheard Percy’s name and calls him “Percy Princess” but today he completely forgot the Percy part and just called him “Turkey Princess”
Thalia: What do you have there?
YoungAnnabeth: A KNIFE!
Luke and Thalia: NO
Everyone talks so much about Will healing Nico and being a soft adorable glow stick doctor but I feel like we’re really overlooking the concept of Nico healing Will. Like imagine one day Will gets wounded in a fight and Nico having to bandage him up while swearing aggressively but then!! he mutters a healing hymn or something and Will’s super surprised because yk he’s Nico and he’s all like “where did you learn that??” and “I didn’t know you knew how to do that” and Nico’s just like “I learned from the best”
Piper: how much do you weigh?
Leo: uh like 50 squirrels
Nico: *hits will*
Will: ow what are you doing
Nico: hitting on you
Will:
Leo: this all seems so unreal. Like Bigfoot or those mythical black and white striped horses
Annabeth: you mean zebras? Those are real
Leo, scoffing: sure they are
Leo: *rants in Spanish*
Percy: you’re going to have to say that again in English because I don’t speak Taco Bell, pal
Reyna: hey, what do you wanna be when you grow up?
Octavian: I wanna be president!
Reyna: aww
Octavian: so I can make slavery legal again!
Reyna:
Leo: *looks out the window to see Percy holding a ‘will you marry me?’ sign*
Leo: oh my gods yes!
Percy: no, tell Annabeth
Leo: Annabeth! I’m marrying your boyfriend!
Alex: Magnus and I have that kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other’s-
Magnus: sentences
Alex: please don’t interrupt me
Percy: hey Annabeth, what do you call a fish with no eye?
Annabeth, without looking up from her book: myxine circifrons
Percy:
Percy: fsh
Percy, doing math homework: If 4+4y-1=4y, then x must equal 86
Annabeth: literally everything you said there was wrong