Peter

Eat. Sleep. Gym. Check out my YouTube pls: PeterlmaoTV

[awwww-cute]

[uptional]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Just before I die, I am going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels to make the cremation a bit more interesting

[darkest-symphony-deactivated201]

WHAT. THE. HELL

[wivernryder]

How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?

[mttheww]

you ask him nicely

[amandaexmachina-deactivated2018]

I needed ibuprofen after this.

[peterlmao]

When you buy new protein

[gagbay]

[astrocyte-deactivated20171202]

when you open a text just to get rid of the notification 

[tropiuz-deactivated20200618]

Should I @ my mom and get an ass beating or

[peterlmao]

Ass beating it is!

[everets]

*takes off shirt in front of girl* you like this? i got this pink line from sitting down for a long time. sometimes i get two lines.

[spiritualseeker]

For almost 18 years you’re taught to sit down, shut up, and raise your hand. Then you have to decide what you’re going to do for the rest of your life.

Lavon Curtis (via verschluesselt)

[ruinedchildhood]

When my parents have guests over and I need to get to the kitchen

[antares-of-the-void-deactivated]

[bonersniper]

Someone FINALLY found and posted the full version!

[peterlmao]

Same

[best-of-memes]

[armpitkink]

me: i’m stressed

someone: don’t be stressed

me: 

[straightboyfriend]

[jamesroach]

[weloveshortvideos]

When you hit the blunt before you go on the air…