Petite & Lean

Sarah. 21. Bisexual.Lifter/Runner I've been in the fitspo blog game for awhile and I've got through cycles. My blog has been here almost two years and I've gotten nowhere. I'm officially taking a leap of faith and not looking back for the last time. I've been steadily gaining weight since I was 13 and I want to break the cycle. I want to live healthier and feel better. With the help of my friend Tyree I'm back in the gym lifiting like a beast. With the help of my boyfriend Dan, I'm keeping my diet in check. Follow me on my journey and hopefully you'll be inspired and not disappointed. Stats: Height: 5'1 SW: 175lbs CW:175lbs UGW: 125-130 lbs

[smashing-yng-man]

[thottavius-rex]

[seashellronan]

Constantly torn between “my sexuality is none of your business” and “lmao I hope they don’t think I’m straight god forbid”

[timetraveldean]

when someone says I’m being over dramatic

[sir-scandalous-deactivated20181]

No but this is actually me with every little petty issue I have

[bumbleshark]

david: virgo, libra, sagittarius, taurus  alex: LEO, gemini, aries table: cancer, pisces, scorpio, aquarius

[thyladestiel]

You forgot Capricorn. Capricorn is also an Alex. I love my Capricorn but they are the mOST EXTRA.

[waddingham]

[fluffybunnybadass]

#not seeing your friends in a while like (via somniumaddiction)

[iamnotsebastianstan-archive-dea]

i was at the doctors today and there was a guy sitting behind me with his baby, and the baby starts crying in its pram and the guy just stands up, faces the kid and says “Come on now, don’t cry, you’re better than that”

[iamnotsebastianstan-archive-dea]

also, someone else asked him how old his baby was and he said without even a moments hesitation, “he’s 36 he’s just got a height problem” and I’ve only just come to terms with the fact I’ll never say something that funny in my life

[therealraewest]

It high-key sounds like you stumbled in halfway through a comedy about a dude who’s friend got magicked into a baby

[voxeterna1]

So ,I’m a music teacher and every year we have what are called “walk through observations”. Basically, this means that 4 times a year the principal or vice principal comes into my class to assess my teaching. Fine. Sure. No problem. Well, today I was doing an activity with my 1st graders called “Musical Groceries”. Basically, they make up a fake shopping list and then together we figure out what the rhythm of the words on the list is. To do that, a small group of students plays the beat on the conga drum while the rest of the students move around the room while chanting the word. It sounds weird but it’s a great way for the kids to figure out the relationship between syllables and rhythm. They quickly get bored of walking the rhythm so I let them come up with their own ways of moving around the room.( skipping, hopping, etc) One student suggested they hop around the room like frogs, way down low to the ground. Okay fine. Or it was fine until my vice principal walked in to do my observation only to find 20 seven year olds hopping around the room like a hoard of little hob-goblins, rhythmically chanting “BREAD! BREAD! BREAD!” while five other kids played ominous beats in a drum circle. I have never seen anyone look so confused in my life and I really don’t want to know the rating I got on my observation.

[lesbianshepard]

please watch brooklyn 99

[that-damn-stevens]

Dan Stevens appreciation week Day 7 free choice His sense of humour. I love interviews where he laughs and dad jokes away. I loved the crosswalk musical where he threw himself into it and was just the campest beast ever! I love his laugh and how he lights up the whole room with his smile. I just love Dan Stevens so much it makes me emotional.

[marcy-playground]

This is how all rape trials should go. Especially those of people who work in the sex industry because, unfortunately, some people take their profession as consent.  

[booasaur]

[danstevensnews]

Hi, do you consider Dan's hair to be blonde or brown? Or even bronde?

Hi.

His natural hair is curly haired brown.

a mop of curls I adore… (and want back…lol)

Like sweet Nick Guest

or dashing Edward Ferrars

but as he said he was asked to “go blonde” for Downton (thank you for that…) 

..but even that slid sometimes into that “bronde” you called….but it’s the blonde we love…

oh sweetie…I love that quote considering what’s in store in the rest of his career…

namely this look

BadAss Dan in The Guest. Yes thanks Adam Wingard  for knowing that we wanted the cool as ice blonde look… and erm…the rest

And so these days he moves between all three looks… depending on project and whether he’s home with time off…the more time off he has…the more brown his hair becomes… lol. I love them all…  yes even the hat look

He’s filming Apostle now (thus the clean shaven look in those fan pics and now a scruff as he’s got a few days off)…. the hair is looking good… I think his publicists etc prefer he stick to the blonde/brown scruff look just to maintain a single image because it can get jarring when he goes from this

to this

This

or that…

so let’s love all the Dan looks… eh?

I particularly love this one… but then why wouldn’t I? I took it…lol

as Jessica Chastain says… He’s

[princesconsuela]

[etirabys]

…i did not expect to be touched while skimming a reddit thread on fetish origin stories

[subcas]

[like-crazy-cakes]

[cottoncanyon-deactivated2018012]

The best part of this which people often don’t realize is that Dwight was the one who took the family picture of them. So him seeing that picture is even more startling to him.

[luckykrys-deactivated20140128]

“Anne Bonny and Mary Read were pirates, as renowned for their ruthlessness as for their gender, and during their short careers challenged the sailors’ adage that a woman’s presence on shipboard invites bad luck.”

Sculpture by Erik Christianson.

[thecreach]

I’m not entirely sure that the statue really needed to have a tit out.

[luckykrys-deactivated20140128]

How dare women try to have nipples.

[4rfvbgt56yhn-deactivated2014040]

Actually I’ve seen this before and I can tell you— it’s because these women were bad ass pirates and when they killed someone they’d expose one or both breasts so that when their victim died, (s)he knew that they were killed by a woman.

[koresoteirass]

ACTUALLY Anne Bonny purposely wore loose fitting clothes and displayed her breasts openly at all times during battle - mainly because men were distracted by them, and she took pleasure in killing said men while they were too busy staring at her breasts. Mary Read dressed mainly as a man (after posing as her deceased brother, Mark, for the entirety of her childhood) and both ladies cross-dressed from time to time, hopping between ships. They were known as the ‘fierce hell cats’ due to their ferocious tempers, and were key elements to Captain ‘Calico Jack’ Rackham’s crew - they were the only two known female pirates in the Golden Age of Caribbean piracy. IN FACT, when the ship was captured by the British Navy, Anne and Mary were the ONLY TWO pirates who fought while the males of the crew hid - they were all tried to be hung as pirates but Bonny and Read were both pregnant and were pardoned.

Calico Jack was a lover to Bonny, and as he was to be hung, Bonny’s final words to him were, “Had you fought like a man, you need not be hung like a dog.” Bonny and Read were possibly two of the most badass fucking pirates and they were FEMALE. The more you know. 

[jennytrout]

And on top of all that, exposed breasts have a long and storied history of symbolism in art. They mean all sorts of things. The sculptor may have chosen to expose her left breast specifically to denote her courage–her heart is exposed–or to evoke comparison to Amazon warriors, who cut off their right breasts.

Titties are complex in art.

[ilikelookingatnakedmen]

Fascinating!