Petra

blog for storing posts about my ocs

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

[izzetheking]

So you don't care about leafs/berrys no more?... Lol..

ok when did i say that

[blennie]

I mean he’s kinda ugly and freaky looking I’ll admit it but he’s special to me so it’s fine

[dsmsix]

[egberts]

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

[greenlabcoat]

im not a "good boy" im nuanced. also i hurt strangers for no reason sometimes

[foxgirlmindcrank]

I give it like 6 months until the steampunk jokes stop being ironic

[foxgirlmindcrank]

You'll realize just how marvelous a contraption can be

[snapscube]

can you act like a grown fucking adult or is your brain just permanently stuck in arrested development. are there rocks imbedded in your fucking frontal cortex? embarrassing as fuck.

so which one of us is throwing a tantrum

[ashenmind]

“Living weapon” covers a lot and all of it is hot

[ashenmind]

[henstomper]

*cums* ok finally got that out of the way *wields a cruel blade violently*

[deadelated]

If you become friends with someone they might offer you shelter or sources of protein

[witchdisk]

age regressing but I was a precocious child so I act pretty much the same

[cheerlessnes-s]

[longseasons]

Hey, hey, breathe... Look at me.... This is all your fault, okay?

[grox]

no one wants to fuck you because you’re mean and strange

So?

[grox]

Wait hold up this is awesome. So not because I'm ugly?

[stupidestasshole]

soimething purple just happened

[calicotisane]

*Emails you my spore*