Aid nalr ak

Sometimes hablo in two different idiomas at the same time porque it's fun. De Venezuela, Hufflepuff, kinda wallflower y amante de los animales.

[here-is-the-food-deactivated201]

Charlie y la fábrica de chocolate (2005).

[shingojira]

the director of god of war 2 and god of war 2018 really just has a tiny horse in his bed

[just-shower-thoughts]

Middle school dances nowadays probably look exactly like a fortnite lobby.

[trashcanbees-deactivated2019120]

God I wish I knew what this meant

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

I wish to God i fucking didnt.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Middle school dances nowadays probably look exactly like a fortnite lobby.

[trashcanbees-deactivated2019120]

God I wish I knew what this meant

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

I wish to God i fucking didnt.

[notherenottherenotanymore]

If you tried to live on iceburg lettuce alone, you would have to eat 34 heads of lettuce daily and you would spend $17,551 annually before dying of multiple nutrient deficiencies.

[tlredgravity-deactivated2017081]

why was this calculated

[notherenottherenotanymore]

If you tried to live on iceburg lettuce alone, you would have to eat 34 heads of lettuce daily and you would spend $17,551 annually before dying of multiple nutrient deficiencies.

[tlredgravity-deactivated2017081]

why was this calculated

[robertdowneyjjr]

He says, “Dude, here’s the deal. I’m here. Don’t worry about it. I’m here.” [x]

[love]

via weheartit

[tastefullyoffensive]

[rahmagical]

what a plot twist

[acoolguy]

her: do you have protection?

me: of course baby

her: alright let’s do this

us:

[reallifeishorror]

[identificat]

This is the most bizarre yet pure thing I’ve ever encountered on grindr

[screenshotsofdespair]

[sluttybitch2008]

i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear

[lochnessmonster-deactivated2019]

Why don’t we get more women written in the “lovable asshole” character type

[goofystank-deactivated20180907]

because people call them “bitches”

[an-actual-lion-deactivated20200]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[zsnes]

his name is Whole Roasted Chicken

[hotforphysics-deactivated201407]