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willis-needs-bandaids

'im scared to ask them out' i said

'grow a pair' they said

so i did

the fuck do i do with this thing?

frontmansdefender

the-big-mood

This on bootyshorts would go crazy

the-big-mood

qqchurch

assigned puppy at hairdresser

rylandgraces

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

omtai

the shit you do to make a dying phone work when you dont wanna buy a new phone is amazing. my phone no longer charges unless i plug and unplug the charger exactly ten times & then flip the charger around then it works. I dont want to say i have to fuck the port a little bit first but i have to fuck the port a little bit first

i-am-a-fish

I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything

the-frightening-ghoul

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goopygamer9000

zhoudadudugongjin

Look I love unconditional devotion love stories as much as the next person, but there's really something so deliciously raw about conditional devotion.

I have served you and I have loved you for decades, but I will not give up my principles for you. You cut out part of my heart and took it with you down that path that you insist on walking, but you walk it alone. Even when the bleeding, gaping hole you left in my chest kills me, I will not follow you.

zhoudadudugongjin

me everytime one of my seemingly non-specific homoerotic text posts breaks containment