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No thoughts just reblogs they/them

[organicmatter]

Being hairy is so awesome #mammal

[innerchildabortionclinic]

(no beers in) I lack a lot of the traits people typically define as human and on occasion it haunts me

[yardsards]

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

[fizzlepop-frog]

“but I stay silly!”

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog you stay silly

[weaselle]

on it boss

[i-am-a-fish]

oooouughggh I have a really bad headache I need to look at my screen more it's the only thing that soothes me

[vampyre-mutagen]

Getarealjobkid on Instagram

[dragongirlsnout]

The spirit is weak the flesh is weak and me also I feel not so willing

[softobytwt]

straight up “drawing” it. and by “it” well haha. lets just say my Nothing

[cannibalings]

why are all the actual real human jobs like baker and florist and childcare worker barely paying livable wages but the fake jobs like ai specialist boot licker or marketing campaign dick sucker making six figures

[phantomrose96]

*sends out email I've been putting off* ah finally :). ah that's a weight off my shoulders :). ah I can relax an-- *receives response to email* what the fuck. what the fuck. what the fuckkkk

[txttletale]

sorry for [remembering a tumblr post about expressing gratitude instead of apologising to make the interaction more positive for the other person] i mean thank you for having a boyfriend who was so easy to run over withmy car and reverse over three times maybe four

[lustcannibalism]

ok I endured it. now what!!!!!!!!!

[lustcannibalism]

[wordfather]

the only way out is through but fuuuuuuuuuck fuuuuucckkkk cant i like scooch past or something

[spinnychairofficial]

you could spinny chair past

[wordfather]

thank you for that surely unbiased suggestion spinnychairofficial

[amberautumnfaebrooke]

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

[sociallyawkwardrevolution]

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

[lionofchaeronea]

Wishing you a happy solstice (winter or summer, as the case may be). Unless you're a flat earther, in which case, Happy Inexplicable Phenomenon!

[fairycosmos]

um fucked up how one moment you’re twelve and the next you’re in literal and metaphorical debt to the whole world

[kosmogrl]

[xbuggyxboyx]

they need to invent a staying up late that doesn't make you get less sleep