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PSA the ppl who do these vids are from Minnesota

This is too ridiculous not to reblog.

1) the music 2) how does the person in there even see? 3) also skating over its own tail 4) how is NO ONE on the ice fazed by this at all? 5) skating over its own tail 6) also is it hot in there? 7) there is a freaking T-Rex on the ice- how is no one staring?

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8) going so fast the head tips right back so it looks like it’s permanently screaming

5 reasons to date me

1) I have never eaten styrofoam and I don't know why you would even bring it up 2) I got on the front page of Reddit for 3 minutes with a hitler meme.. So I'm basically internet famous😎 3) My friends all have an PS4 so if mine breaks we could probably borrow one or whatever 4) There will be absolutely NO bees involved in our relationship 5) I'm 60% positive my house isn't haunted

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plantkins are right

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Give your son a small loan of 1 million dollars

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This white woman’s shocking account of police brutality reveals the importance of the #BlackLivesMatter movement

Molly Suzanna shared a story on Facebook that she had never told before: when she was 19, she ran a red light while crying, then was pulled over and forcefully removed and beaten by a police officer. She explains in the letter that she believes her situation would have been even worse had she been black — and she ends the letter with an important call to action.

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You run a tattoo parlor. Every couple of weeks, the same customer comes in, always requesting the same tattoo: an additional tally mark on an ever-growing cluster of tally marks.

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“what are you counting”

“how many tattoos i’ve gotten”

“i’m no longer serving you”

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my fashion sense is called i am cold and pissed off

during sex

girlfriend: why are u laughing

me: thought of a meme

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“i’m so full…. do you want these nuggets?”

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“when im 20 he’ll be 25” but you arent???? 20. youre 15??? and he is 20????????? why is a 20 year old into 15 year olds

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I’m really glad that KC Green’s work is being more widely recognized after the whole “This is not fine” comic came out.

He’s been in the comic making game for a really long time and he has…a bit of a knack for creating things that are used as reaction images and never credited back to him.

He’s a really cool guy and a great artist and I HIGHLY recommend following his work.

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i feel like its important to add that hes also responsible for dickbutt. thats an important part of his resume

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Some lesser known KC Green Career Highlights:

honestly I swear he’s like. the best at unintentionally making reaction images

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He also did the “I guess!” comic, didn’t he?

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We’ve all been fans of KC Green this whole time and never even knew

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(photos by Allan Dixon / via imgur)

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This is so pure.

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Does it bother anyone else that there are parts of your life you don’t remember? You have done and said things that you don’t even know about anymore. That means you don’t even have the right perception of yourself because you don’t even fully know who you are. However, something that you’ve forgotten about could be a prominent memory in somebody else’s mind. It trips me out.

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Drag queen Phi Phi O’Hara recreates 90s cartoons

Drag queen, artist and chameleon extraordinaire Phi Phi O'Hara is chronicling her #365DaysOfDrag project on Instagram. As part of the year-long project, O'Hara limited her subject matter for a time to iconic cartoon characters of the ‘90s — and they are amazing.

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