sarahjdunton

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[everythingfox]

peP

[scretladyspider]

Sound ON

[bob-belcher]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[stinson-png-deactivated20210103]

“Girls want a Superman, but they walk past a Clark Kent every day”

You fuckin CLOWNS think you’re a CLARK KENT? Not on my fuckin watch. You dumb, headass motherfuckers are barely a Guy Gardner and you think you’re a CLARK KENT? The amount of disrespect is unreal.

[bairnsidhe]

Listen here, wannabes: My boi Clark is 240 lbs of PURE KANSAS BEEF trained from a young age by Ma Kent to Love and Respect women as the Intelligent, Independent beings they are.  He is shy rambling about tractors and casually moving the copy machine when my pen falls behind it and he would NEVER demand I be sexually or romantically interested just because he’s nice.

Y’all ain’t Clark Kent.

[chaosinacoffeecup]

I have never hit the reblog button so damn fast.

[therobotmonster]

“barely a Guy Gardner” is the sickest comics related burn I’ve heard to date. 

[nerevar-shid-and-fard]

how do you guys feel about my lock screen

[of-claws-and-dragonscales]

OP do you take constructive criticism?

[nerevar-shid-and-fard]

there is nothing to criticize here

[ametislady]

Who the hell organize apps by color

[beyonceisstraight]

Mind your business

[captain-price-official]

[not-a-dryl]

Person: It’s only September. Stop with all the Halloween stuff.

Me:

[queerscully]

me, experiencing the sudden anguish that comes with living: alright

[trickztr-deactivated20220912]

Friendly reminder that fan-made content (fanart, fanfic, fanvids, etc) are:

extremely time consuming. Remember someone actually took time out of their life to create that, time they could’ve used to, idk, sleep, for example

entertainment you’re consuming for free. I can’t stress this enough: you’re enjoying someone else’s craft for free. You paid exactly zero money to look at/read/watch it.

S H A R E D  with you, not made for you. This is the most important point: someone created that, put it online and you found it. No one forced you to consume that fanwork, you C H O S E  to do it. 

Whenever you feel like leaving a mean comment, anonymous hate or make a ~clever post about how ‘lol look at all of these overused tropes every fic writer crams into their fics’ remember you’re being a dick to someone who shared their work with you. You’re not being funny, you’re not being edgy, you’re not being brave for calling something out - you’re being a dick.

[pavelow]

The bar I hang out at just raised the price on their happy hour deal on mixed pints from $4 to $7 and to be completely honest it was because of me, I’m the only guy there that gets rum and cokes during happy hour

[pavelow]

Like the bartender basically told me it was my fault

[pavelow]

But here’s the kicker: I just saw online that they have a $15 Groupon that covers $30 worth of a meal/drinks, so as long as I get like a half order of wings which is like $3, I could hypothetically get four rum and cokes for a dollar less than what I was paying before

[amperilysm]

Local man singlehandedly drives bar into the ground

[filmgifs]

Batman: The Dark Knight (2008) dir. Christopher Nolan

[tiktoks-we-like]

[tired-gay-bean]

Comedy fucking gold I’m sorry

[sandersstudies]

Somebody tell Hollywood I've found proof that a plot twist can be predictable and yet still amazing.

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

I have something extremely important to say

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

My aunt’s dog has a paw print on his paw

[royalharkinian]

The small little gasp I let out is heard universally when you view this picture

[one-time-i-dreamt]

This is Wilson. Wilson has a paw print nose.

[floral-hickeys]

Am I just being nice or am I flirting with you?? Bold of you to assume I know the difference

[crimewave420]

me: today i will play video game

*turns on video game*

me: 

[sandersstudies]

That feeling when your body is requesting something but you're not sure what so you just start eating and drinking random stuff to try and figure it out

[sandersstudies]

Me, eating a chocolate waffle at 7pm: Is this what you desire, oh prison of flesh?

[stunningpicture]

A flock of lawn flamingos can pick a T-rex clean in under 90 seconds

[pardonmewhileipanic]

nature is brutal

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

one of my fav things about spider-verse was that we’re used to with like peter and gwen and the like when they get their powers they use them for personal gain at first before something bad happens that makes them learn the whole responsibility selflessness lessons and then they actively choose the hero route but in this miles was just immediately like ‘oh fuck I’m a superhero now oh fuck oh fuck oh shit I’m a superhero what do I do’ like he literally never even had a moment where he contemplated another path. he was worried he was gonna be terrible at it but he immediately accepted he had to save people with no prompting it was so cute 

[appendingfic]

Miles: On one hand, my dad hates Spiderman

Miles: on the other hand, if he found out i had spiderman powers and wasn’t saving the day, he’d be disappointed