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@ph1lza0fficial
my family, consisting of @ph1lzaoffcial @ph1lza0fficial and @ph1lza0fficialsblog
Wilbur stop monologing your ice cream is melting
Cant show the animatic wip but you can have this one frame of Phil as a treat
Ok, here me out.
Gunza bursting in Techno's home at 3am, holding two guns and shouting, "tHIS IS BETTER THAN SWORDS, M8" and just radiating this meme energy.
(meanwhile, Techno just dissapointingly agreeing at everything he's saying even tho he doesn't understand em)
Ehehehe
REUNITED
Haha, c!Ranboo isnt dead, he was just sent away to a farm somewhere to play with other Ranboos and came back. (Copium)
to burn
PHILZA
Now hear me out..
Death’s Embrace
You might have to click for better quality its a long image and tumblr might nerf it
also i really WANT butch hartman to draw philza because it’s impossible to draw him without him looking like a whore. look at him over there in his robe and sandals.
i hate to break it to you
i’m so sorry
WHAT DID HE DO TO MY BOY
WHY HE DOESNT LOOK LIKE A WHORE
WHY HE LOOKS LIKE A HOUSEWIFE
Do you love the color of the sky, Mr Minecraft?
Hi
I’m back on my shit again
This one took so long to do, probably the longest I’ve spent on an artwork? (The earliest part made was made on August 23rd)
So that’s fun (I was giggling like a madman when I was close to finishing this)
God I hope the words on top stopped idk how many of you from panicking or feeling blind fury like I saw in the tags of the last one. (Though the fury was so fucking funny)
Before I start rambling, I want to mention the fact that Phil is never looking at the sky around him, but at the faces and expressions of his friends.
Obsessed with the new additions to ace race.
Get his ass
why are there so many of you phil-
it’s a really gross story actually, not sure if i can tell it on tumblr. imagine charlie slimesicle’s birth but with people
We multiplied
Mitosis
I was not born
I was forged.
Same here
drawing philza minecraft... pretty basic design but i love him
yes, those are flowers. also yes, hardcore heart earring... i have reason! AU...
places we could relocate to if phil does make a tumblr and inadvertently brings all the twitter crazies with him:
livejournal
quotev
one of those weird tumblr knockoffs
make our own tumblr knockoff
wordpress
one massive discord server
one massive minecraft server (make phil pay for it)
the amazon reviews on warrior cats books
quizup
- uquiz
- one of those group drawing websites
- a powerpoint/google doc
- google hangouts
the idea of a collective mcytblr google slides just SENT me. like. everyone gets their own slide to replace their tumblr blog. “hey guys just a reminder to please keep dilfza discourse within slides 165 - 180 and bigboobyhalo to slides 830 - 840!! and stop pasting sadist screenshots on the ‘ranboo’s secret tumblr account’ slide it’s supposed to be left empty for him!” ‘asks’ to people are comments on their slide. c!techno and c!tommy apologists get in a fistfight in the dsmp analysis section (slides 8045 - 10100) that starts with enormous text boxes full of 2 point font arguments and devolves into copypastas and chad memes. nothing ever loads because google chokes on itself after like a hundred slides. someone logs in on their school email and gets doxxed
I hate to follow up that word painting with an actual legitimate suggestion, but: an old-style forum. like some xenforo shit, organized into subforums, with different threads for different topics. there’s a forum I’m on that even has a place for personal threads that function kind of like blogs. it wouldn’t be great for massive numbers of people, but for a community of up to, idk, a few hundred? a thousand maybe? a forum is a really good structure of website for hanging out in!
Phil was spotted riding a unicorn and then setting it on fire before survival games!
Someone caught a screenshot of them talking about it in game chat!
[Image ID: Cropped screenshot of minecraft Game chat. It reads:
Smajor1995: phil, stop setting the unicorn on fire
Ph1LzA: ****
[Decision Dome]: Survival Games!
End image ID]
@whoreza I keep thinking about how chihuahuas tremble, and have had that thought in the back of my mind the whole time I drew these birbs
Hey everyone with Official or Adjacent urls reblog this sayin soemthing i wanna see how long a line of phil identity thieves can get
I regret to inform you that there is at least one discord full of them
YALL GOT A DISCORD???? THATS AMAZING
Wassup
Heya