retired kinnie blog

Part of the Philza imposter apocalypse of 2021. This blog was never meant to seriously impersonate Philza Minecraft, it was all in good fun :3

[real-ph1lza]

Hey tumblr, how’s it going?

[philza-updates]

HELP

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A cropped screenshot of a tweet by tumblr dot com the website and app @/tumblr with a reply by Philza Minecraft @/Ph1LzA.

Tumblr’s tweet reads “Reasons to join Tumblr (a thread 🧵)

Reason to Join Tumblr #1:

The feed is reverse chronological so if you scroll long enough, you’ll see everyone’s posts”.

Phil’s reply reads “they are not me”. Attached are 2 attempts at making a tumblr account, with the urls Philza and Ph1LzA respectively. Both say that the urls are already taken.

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[bunfloras]

i am. so sorry for what i caused.

[conarcoin]

oh he doesnt know about the mass amounts of philza imitator accounts i harassed months ago for fun

[conarcoin]

[therealph1lzaminecraftofficial]

Omg i have one of those

[thatoneguywhodiedinhardcore]

it’s finally paying off, my philza impersonator brethren

[real-ph1lza]

i pissed myself when i saw this

[shoezuki]

Hey everyone with Official or Adjacent urls reblog this sayin soemthing i wanna see how long a line of phil identity thieves can get

[ph1lzaminecraftofficial]

I regret to inform you that there is at least one discord full of them

[shoezuki]

YALL GOT A DISCORD???? THATS AMAZING

[real-ph1lza]

why are there so many of you phil-

it’s a really gross story actually, not sure if i can tell it on tumblr. imagine charlie slimesicle’s birth but with people

[ph1lzaoffical]

We multiplied

[ph1lzaminecraftofficial]

Mitosis

[thatoneguywhodiedinhardcore]

I was not born

I was forged.

[ph1lza0fficial]

Same here

[ph1lz4-minecraft-is-so-brave]

honestly i have to trust other philzas in this one, bc i have no idea how this happened

[ph1lz4live]

hello other philzas

[real-ph1lza]

hello m8!

[real-ph1lza]

Is this another Kinnie blog?

i have been declared kinnie by popular vote

[real-ph1lza]

I didn’t have the confidence to post this myself, but here’s a warm up doodle of an old man-bird

Love you dad a, hope you’re having a good day 💜

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this is poggers! thanks for the art m8

[real-ph1lza]

why are there so many of you phil-

it’s a really gross story actually, not sure if i can tell it on tumblr. imagine charlie slimesicle’s birth but with people

[ph1lzaoffcial]

Ph1lza is my sleep demon

[ph1lzaoffical]

Which one

[ph1lzaoffcial]

All, it's an infinite group of Ph1lza standing next to my bed and looking me dead in the eyes while quietly whispering to me "m8"

[wilburd-soot]

Bird.

[diamondzart]

[yaelartworks]

Y'all ever heard of whiplash

Anyways I actually finished a piece for the first time in years so I hope you enjoy it!!!

I hope you have a lovely day ❤️❤️❤️

[farfran]

“what, is [ranboo] a strong fighter?”

“..yeah, well he’s… he’s a very strong fighter. he stuck by my side… he visited me in exile.. he’s a good man, and he’s helped me.”

t…..tommy calling ranboo a “strong fighter” not for his physical strength, but for his loyalty and friendship……. dhmu im going dark

[real-ph1lza]

update it was a horrible idea

F

[real-ph1lza]

Birdza

Birdza art is pretty pog

[real-ph1lza]

Don’t mind me, I’m just here for the chaos that’s bound to happen.

Whenever I reference something on stream I gain a concerning amount of followers but I think you guys have settled down enough that I don’t have to worry about the resulting chaos

[luova-lola]

Do you all remember when Ranboo and Phil talked about Wilbur?

[tragicfaggots-deactivated202407]

what are you waiting for, philza minecraft ?