*insert pun*

[torturedefi]

“WHERE ARE YOU GETTING YOUR JUICE, MCCALL?”

I’M CRYING

[yossiacar]

[phalloutdiiiisco]

fuck

[phalloutdiiiisco]

me: i hate teen wolf

stiles: you didn't think you were doing this without me did you?

derek: without us?

teen wolf: shows jackson and ethan

me struggling to breathe: s.....t......op ple....ase

[halesbane]

#started from the bottom now we here

[phalloutdiiiisco]

Magnus and Alec: *kissing*

Jace: *enter the room*

Jace: for whither thou goest, I will go

Magnus: what the f-

Alec: jace, what are you do-

Jace: AND WHERE THOU LODGEST, I WILL LODGE.

[mxnrique]

People reacting to Kesha’s high note

[coaztal]

This note literally defined my life

[jothgf-deactivated20170810]

my lifeline is directly connected to this note

[profeminist]

Source

[counterbants-blog]

*slides a $5 to the wimbledon camera man* pls focus on dan and phil

[tmi-tv-show-news]

shadowhunterstv: When someone says #Shadowhunters is on tonight… 👀

[lemonoclefox]

Magnus

[pastel shadowhunters][redbubble]

[aleclighwood]

You continue to surprise me. 

In good ways, I hope.

[hollanovussy]

(part 1)

[phalloutdiiiisco]

Maia: How do you take your coffee?

Jace: As dark as my soul

Maia: One vanilla latte with extra sugar and cream coming right up.

[textsfromtheinstitute]

[legionofcrows]

don’t tell me this isn’t what happened

[banemagic]

incorrect shadowhunters quotes (18/?): orange is the new black.

[phalloutdiiiisco]

Magnus: I applaud Mr. Lightwood for his progressive thinking.

Raphael: Because you're totally unbiased.

Magnus: I rAiSeD yOu DoN't @ mE