Nope Nope Nopity Nope @phan-meme-trash - Tumblr Blog

Just a reminder to choose kindness.

Don’t just be nice. Be kind. Be thoughtful in your actions and your words.

Choose love and kindness even when cynicism and cruelty are so much easier.

That’s all

#yes this is about the kit Connor situation #no i won’t elaborate #I just want people to be nice #I wish I could change things for him #this isn’t the way anyone should have to come out #heartstopper #kit connor #hstwt

diphowell

rough play

mjau-miao

these were so stupid and i laughed every single time

antiadvil

so like are we just not going to talk about how phil voted for himself in a poll about the best real person fiction. he looked at that poll and went yeah me and my real life boyfriend are the best real person fiction out there. get out of our way. and like he was right but that's not the point

queerdnp

the thing is. you couldn't fucking write this. not even in my wildest dreams did i ever think yeah dan and phil are gonna hard launch and then announce a podcast called hard launch and then the next day they post a selfie in bed and then the next day dan tweets fifty times in one afternoon joking about breaking up and then the next day they're spotted filming at the london eye and then the next day they make their first red carpet appearance in seven years and it's at a gay bdsm film and then the next day it's october 19th and then the next day the first episode of the podcast comes out and they talk about a previously untold gay scandal anecdote

pseudophan

realest thing he's ever said. wait what was this video about

azariphil

Phil is so unhinged sometimes and I love him for it

hellsite-testing-ground

˙ʇɐqʇᴉnɹɟ ɐ ǝɯoɔǝq oʇ pǝpᴉɔǝp ǝʌ,I

diphowell

excellent reactions from both of them here

pseudophan

when your coworker says no selfcest :(

succulentsstars

“Arch enemies … who the fuck knows”

ketchupheart

me when I get anxious and need to overexplain

what-even-is-thiss

“Well you wouldn’t be discriminated against if you just hid everything about who you are from everyone”

Hey. Hey. Listen. Come close. Closer. Yeah. Listen.

*blows an air horn in your ear*

bobbibitybob

Date night gone Phreaky

homunculus-argument

Saw a post about how halal and kosher meat will likely be the only reliably safe options in the US because their safety and cleanliness standards aren't dictated by what's the barest legal minimum that government food safety regulations demand.

So you're like 5 years away from "ever notice how the musulmans and jews never get sick from bad meat? clearly this is proof that they are poisoning us" right now.

creature-wizard

For those of you who don't know, Jewish people had fewer fatalities during the Black Death because they practiced better hygiene than Christians. In response, a number of Christians began to speculate and assert that Jews were actually spreading the disease by poisoning wells, which led to violence committed against Jews. The Wikipedia page on the persecution of Jews during the Black Death has more information on this. If you see this old conspiracy theory pop up in a new form like this, do not fall for it.