*boop*

*Boop de Boop*

[capricornluna-deactivated201810]

this blog hates donald trump

[pi4nobl4ck]

Waiting on a date

[pi4nobl4ck]

She didn’t come.

[jayce]

this made me so sad don’t show this to me ever again

[sentada]

who else is stupid and eats bread

[marvelousmerriment]

x

Bonus:

[bitemekyuu-deactivated20150523]

Will never not reblog this xD

[justlookatthosesausages]

first rule of disney fandom : always reblog peter and tink going to starbucks

[alycyn]

don’t 👏🏼 go 👏🏼 to 👏🏼 the 👏🏼 disco 👏🏼 if 👏🏼 you 👏🏼 won’t 👏🏼 panic 👏🏼

[cartooncoyote]

This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed

[tastefullyoffensive]

Dad joke of the week. (via yagirlbrianna)

[losangelesrams-deactivated20170]

[zechery-deactivated20220114]

I want a relationship that’s just like super cool friendship with like kissing

[greed]

but wait, there’s more.

nope, not done yet. 

hold on… almost done

oh trust me, I can go on. 

Yeah, Nicki Minaj seems like a terrible role model to me. 

But really, Nicki Minaj isn’t here to mother your children. She’s confident in who she is as a woman and she’s not afraid to show it off. 

[strangeparker]

I supported Bernie more passionately than anything i’ve ever supported in this country. I voted for him, wore his merchandise, his bumper sticker still sits proudly on my car, but I will not be writing him in next week.

Immediately after his loss I looked for hope in the green party, joined jill steins meme dank stash, did research on her policies and though I was skeptic about a few things I had hope. But as time went on just like the rest of the candidates she too proved to be just not enough. Her failure to run an effective campaign and her anti-science pandering was too much for me and I found myself staring dreadfully at our only two real choices.

Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton.

God knows I do not want to vote for either of these two vile, corrupted, insane individuals. One is a clown and the other a robot, both interested in their own agendas and not the well being of the people they wish to lead. I’m tired of the news, i’m tired of the drama, I’m tired of cringe worthy arguments on facebook. So I went back to the last thing I believed in, and listened to Bernie. He believed in us, and so I am choosing to believe in him. He had an idea for the future and an idea for what it meant to be free and be great, and i know he hasn’t given up on those ideas, so I will listen to him and vote for Hillary because a protest vote won’t help anyone, or anything, a protest vote won’t help him or the ideologies that I stand for. And voting for Trump would be voting for everything he fought for, so I will vote for Hillary. Not because I’m a shill, or a hillbot, because God I despise that human being. But because the alternative is the exact opposite of what I stand for, so I have to make a sacrifice and vote for the lesser evil because my future and the future of my daughter depends on it.

[poorlymadehuman]

Gandalf is not too concerned with those who cant keep up #LOTR #impressions #Gandalf #hiking #notallwhowanderarelost

[shadyfolk]

Okay, he both looks like a young Ian McKellen and also nailed voice and expression. At this point I think Ian found a youth potion.

[busterposeys]

at what point in history do you think americans stopped having british accents

[libby-on-the-label]

[lesbian-state-of-mind]

Actually, Americans still have the original British accent. We kept it over time and Britain didn’t. What we currently coin as a British accent developed in England during the 19th century among the upper class as a symbol of status. Historians often claim that Shakespeare sounds better in an American accent.

[tyleroakley]

[fanboyingoverdemigods]

whAT THE FUCK

[nopeabsolutelynot-deactivated20]

I’m too tired for this

[nethilia]

Always add in the video that according to linguists, Native southern drawl is a slowed down British.

T’ be or not t’be, y’all.

[sogayitwrites]

Fun fact: Same thing happened with the French accent. French Canadians still have the original French accent from the 15th century.

Êt’e ou n’pô zêt’e, vous z’auts.

[monticellomarshmallow]

I’ve been trying to find this post for months. I’m freakishly obsessed with this and want the truth of what early colonists sounded like.

[weloveshortvideos]

canadian wildlife

[unreasonable-avalanche]

DO NOT WATCH THIS IN THE LIBRARY BECAUSE YOU WILL LAUGH OUT LOUD AND GET DIRTY LOOKS OMFG 

[phanadian-blog]

You're gay

yeah

[pityfriend]

*jokes about making out with you until it actually happens*

[phanadian-blog]

Me

[tylenold]

it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine