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i havent been on tumblr in 9184929593 years im—

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the fucking hetalia posts i posted a long ass time ago still haunts me to this day i fucking hate—

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Mingyu: Hyung Wonwoo: What? I'm busy Mingyu: People found out about what you said about snsd when you were 8 Wonwoo:

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GOT7 - Something Good

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GOT7 - Rewind

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GOT7 - Beggin on my knees 

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GOT7 - Fish

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GOT -빛이나 (see The Light)

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GOT7 - 못하겠어 (Can’t)

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GOT7 - FLY (Title)

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I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IF JINYOUNG HAS A FUCKING THING FOR CALLING JAEBUM, OPPA I WILL LOOSE MY FUCKING MIND

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the closer and better angle version we all needed 

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Your Average Choir Practice

“Stagger breathe! Stagger breathe! Stagger breathe!”

“You can’t breathe there!”

“You can make eight measures without breathing!”

“Blend! Blend!”

“Just the tenors!”

“Now, WITHOUT the sopranos”

“Why don’t you have a pencil?”

“Did you take a breath???”

“This is serious!”

“You can sing with a sore throat! You shouldn’t be singing from your throat anyway!”

“cresCENDO!”

“I can’t hear the altos!”

“I can’t hear the tenors!”

“I can’t hear the bass!”

“The sopranos can be a bit softer!”

“Why do you keep taking a breath there?”

“I’m going to call this concert off if you don’t get it together!”

“A little less vibrato from the sopranos!”

*claps rhythm loudly and purposefully*

“You can’t eat during choir practice!!!”

“Why isn’t your music in order?”

“PROJECT! PROJECT! PROJECT!”

“From the top!”

“From the top, but this time I won’t interrupt you!”

“From the top, but this time I PROMISE I won’t interrupt you!”

“Did you write in your music that you can’t take a breath there?“ 

“No, I don’t have another copy of the music!”

“How did you lose your music already?”

“You’re not on Broadway! Don’t sing like you are!”

“BLEND! BLEND! BLEND!”

“Vowels!”

“Consonants!”

“Vowels!”

“Consonants!”

“More feeling! Pay attention to the words you’re singing!”

“You can’t write in your music with pen!!!”

“Why do you keep breathing? You don’t need to breathe in order to sing! What’s wrong with you?”

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I understand that a lot of people enjoy writing shipfics where they transplant characters into a college setting. Since some writers may not be in college, or may have graduated a long time ago, I thought I’d offer a helpful list of realistic college meet not-so-cute scenarios. Forget baristas. This is where it’s at. 

- I’m really passionate about this cause and I will give you this flier if I have to shove it down your throat

- vicious battle over the only left handed desk in the room

- my roommate’s boyfriend is staying over so can I please sleep on your floor

- it’s pouring and my final paper is in my backpack so I guess we’re stuck under this tiny awning together. do you think they’d deliver pizza here

- hey I have to photograph someone for class will you be my model

- hey I have to take someone’s blood pressure for class will you be my victim

- variations of the above

- I know I keep coming to the cookie shop and for some reason it’s always your shift but don’t you dare judge me I need these for my sanity

- all our friends are drunk

- it’s 3 am and I’m still in the library studying for finals and I’m losing my grip on reality and I think I just saw a ghost

- we’re the only two people in this club. what is this club even for

- humans vs zombies (see you can still have your zombie AU, best of both worlds)

- we’re the only people who ever talk in discussions it’s awful

- GROUP PROJECT

[kiriani]

#both of us turned up at the wrong room for this lecture but don’t know where its meant to be #waiting outside for pizza to be delivered and both of ours are super late #you keep parking in the space outside my student house you absolute asshole #we live in halls opposite each other and I keep seeing you changing through your window #you’re the only other person in the room when I break the printer and I’m panicking (little-smartass)

[cliffnotesofanerd]

- Neither of us bought the expensive textbook but there is only one copy in the library and it can’t leave the building

- This awesome professor only has one TA slot and we’re rivals

- I found your USB drive still in the computer

- I thought I was the only one who liked the waffle station in the cafeteria

- You keep reserving the good study room in the corner of the library with the windows

- We’re studying in the library and there are two people very obviously fucking in the stacks and we keep sharing embarrassed glances

- We’re both donating blood in the blood donation van in the quad to get out of the same class

- You decked me in the head while you were playing frisbee golf

- Wait, I actually have a competent lab partner?

- You’re the RA and you’re trying to bust me for having hermit crabs

- You’re baking cookies in the communal kitchen at 3am and I’m angry but also really hungry

- What are you doing at this table at the career fair

- Waiting for office hours

- I’ve been sitting in this seat all semester why did you decide to sit in it today

- Clearly we’re both really uncomfortable at this party

- You peed on my car. You were drunk. I was in the car. There will be hell to pay.

- We started racing up the three flights of stairs to class for some reason and we can’t stop

- You’re REALLY GOOD at using the right search terms for the academic databases and I’m on a deadline

[unsungfury]

- my friend dragged me to this party and I just saw my ex quick make out with me

- we’re always at the fitness center at the same time and end up competing on the treadmill

- Sorry my roommate puked on your shoes

- Can I borrow a dryer sheet? I ran out and the ones in the vending machine give me a rash

- Your school mailbox is right next to mine

- I saw you sneaking captain crunch and cutlery out of the dining hall

- My roommate borrowed your contraband hotpot and managed to set it on fire

- You keep using my preferred shower stall in the floor bathrooms when I’m trying to get ready for class

- My computer crashed and you’re the student worker at the IT center

- we’re both on althetic teams that aren’t as cool as the football team and they give us shit

- You’re part of the guerrilla theater club on campus and crashed my class for a performance

- What do you mean we’re under a tornado warning?

[xxbluandorangexx]

- it’s 3am, in the dead of winter, some motherfucker pulled/set off the fire alarm and I am being very vocal about how I’m gonna make that fucker pay

- you’re the fucker who set off the fire alarm with your awful cooking

- I’m the fucker who set off the fire alarm with my awful cooking

- my shower isn’t working can I use yours

- RA mandated floor party

- I couldn’t help but notice you’re watching a show I like instead of studying in the computer lab

- dude your headphones are really loud like I can make out most of Kayne’s lyrics and I’m sitting across the fucking room

- hey the semester’s almost over and I have way too much money on my cafeteria account, do you want anything??? this shit’s just gonna disappear into the college’s pocket otherwise

- THERE IS A BOUNCY CASTLE IN THE OVAL AND I AM VERY EXCITED

[queerlullaby]

- I’ve ordered take out every night this week and you always seem to be my delivery person

- we’re both skipping class to study for a different class

- you live above me and I’m going to murder you if you don’t stop throwing parties Sunday night

- there’s only one study room left in the dorm basement and I don’t want to walk to the library, let’s fight for it

- I swear I’m wearing this Batman costume because of a dare

- The guy with the bibles on the quad has cornered me and is screaming about hell, please rescue me

- lecture room bingo for annoying things your prof says

- you’re obviously high or hungover so I’m going to rescue you and tell the teacher why your answer wasn’t as strange as it sounded, but you’ll owe me

- holy fuck you found me on the roof please don’t be an RA

[appolojustice]

-You’re standing right next to me while we’re both flyering and catching all of the people walking past before I can

-Alternatively, we’re standing right next to each other while flyering and hey, are you as miserable as I am right now?

-We can’t both listen to our music in the shower at the same time

-Both of us are super bored at this mandatory floor meeting

-We both work really late shifts on Friday Nights and you give me a ride home so I don’t have to walk alone in the dark

-You’re the only one who actually responded to the desperate message I sent to the whole class about needing the notes

-All the seats in this huge fucking lecture hall and you have to sit right next to me

-I’m sorry you caught me moving your clothes out of the dryer but in my defense I’ve been waiting for one to open up for about an hour now

-We were both running for the bus and it didn’t wait for us, so now we’re at this bus stop together alone

-Are you the one who keep leaving their dirty dishes in the common area kitchen

-You posted that you needed to borrow something on the floor’s facebook group and I just so happen to have what you need

-I want to buy your football ticket/textbook/etc so we have to meet up

-Every single table in the union is full, do you mind if I just sit here for a while?

[sableaire]

- So you’re doing the midnight dumpling delivery thing for finals week, right? Well I order all of them. All the dumplings you make from 10-1AM. All of them.

- I know there are no places to go on dates in this campus, but why do you come to the campus convenience store, I have like every shift and I am single and it is vexing.

- So you’re dating my roommate, but you’re not the only one they’re dating, but I also have to live with this roommate for the rest of the goddamn year so I’m hesitant about getting involved with this.

- Hell yeah I set up a Wii U in the common room and hell no you aren’t beating me at Smash Bros.

- I work for the student newspaper and I have arranged three different interview times with you and YOU FORGOT ABOUT ALL OF THEM AND I NEED YOUR STATEMENT SO GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE

- You work IT and I need you to take my Nintendo 3DS off the blacklist so I can use it on the college wifi but is that judgement I see in your eyes.

- We’re snowed in and the heater in your room is broken and apparently I am your chosen host for the evening.

- So we both entered this ‘secret assassination’ game and in the process of trying to draw a X on your neck, we might be getting too physically intimate.

- You were sitting in the floor lounge in nothing but a towel at 11PM because your roommate is getting awkwardly intimate in your room and I’m looking for a way to procrastinate so hey, wanna vent about it?

- You’re sitting outside your door with the dishes and apparently you got locked out and it’s been two hours but you’re really scaring everyone by laughing like that.

- You’re campus police and I got locked out of my room for the umpteenth time so this time you just give me your personal phone number so I can stop spamming the phoneline.

- I KNOW YOU DIDN’T LOSE YOUR PAST STUDENT IDs, YOU JUST DIDN’T LIKE THE PHOTO, BUT IT’S BEEN LIKE $70 WORTH OF CARDS ALREADY AND I AM GETTING ANNOYED

- So you’re dating my roommate and I walked in on you two while you were getting intimate in the bedroom but ever since I laid down the law you’re apologizing to me every chance you get;;

- I was dressed up in this horror getup in order to prank my roommate and I had been lying in wait for thirty minutes, but you walked into the room instead of them for some reason and please tell me you didn’t have a heart attack.

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They’ve all got their preferences – what chocolate the members eat for anon

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If I were better at graphic editing I would turn awkward breakdancing Hoya into a gif and photoshop into everything (because it's his solution to everything) but alas. I hope someone will be able to take on this challenge.

Luckily this blog doesn’t run on quality. You need only ask and you shall receive:

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Rock on, ladies, rock on – Infinite’s messages for Women’s Day for anon

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It was fate (and desperation) that brought them all together – Infinite’s auditions for Woollim for anon