Hey, kids.

Hello, I'm a potato. I like to read. I like art. I like food, like a lot. Yeah. {P.S. Please no children on my blog, this is my safe space so it's not necessarily appropriate for all ages. But please feel free to reblog and follow!}

[friccahacked]

so below

[time-woods]

Rain’s no good to get caught in without your coat! Good thing Barnaby’s here to help out!

[normal-horoscopes]

Literally nothing makes me happier than the idea of hunting Elon Musk for sport. I am completely serious. The thought actively brings joy to my day.

[normal-horoscopes]

I'd even give him a backpack of food, maybe a day's worth. I'd even leave all his little gadgets on him. You'd only get connection with satellite anyway. He's got to feel confident or it's no fun.

[iamaperture]

Would you toy with him a bunch, or just go straight-in for the kill?

[normal-horoscopes]

Oh you absolutely draw it out are you kidding? You let the initial confidence erode into loneliness as the food and batteries run low, and helplessness when they run out, then fear when he realizes I gave him a canteen but no water. Am I trying to prolong the hunt? Or is it a trap to draw him out towards the rivers? The answer is both.

I’d let him get clever. Maybe he can start a fire with the electronics, maybe he read that he can brew the pine needles into tea for some extra calories. Maybe hes one of those guys that carries a multitool he never uses. Maybe he whittles a branch into a crude spear and manages to catch a salmon. Maybe he learns how many little bones they have.

More likely he goes hungry. That’s when you start fucking with him. You sneak into his camp at night. You leave him protein bars. Good ones. You make him feel watched. You make him feel desperate.

You wait for the full moon. Then you break out the horns and dogs and you learn how fast he can really run.

[lowtiermemer]

You seriously need to see a therapist

[uncle-beanbag]

I kinda wish the tables would turn on people like op

[azzy-the-christian-furry-deacti]

My gut says OP’s response to “what did Elon do to you?” is “he became wealthy and I’m envious and would rather him be dead”

[normal-horoscopes]

It's actually the congolese child slave labor and the illegal apartheid emerald mines and the assisting overthrowing the democratically elected government of Bolivia for lithium but go off king

[knifegiver]

Clearly OP doesn’t want him dead. They want him to suffer like he causes suffering. There’s a difference, you know?

[normal-horoscopes]

No I want him to bleed out with his belly to the earth and a crossbow bolt in his leg. It's better than the slow and humiliating death by poverty he has inflicted on millions of people.

[thealternativeviewfinder]

“What Real Men Cry Like” & “What Real Women Laugh Like” - Maud Fernhout

Photoseries aimed to combat stereotypes and gender roles. For the rest of the (40) photos and quotes of the participants click here. 

[thealternativeviewfinder]

> 200.000 notes this is crazy

[phandam21cyberthighs]

Here, have this. Thought I'd share.

[phandam21cyberthighs]

As I've been scrolling through my feed lately all I've seen are new uniform memes.

[phandam21cyberthighs]

[voltron]

Everything they’ve been through, everything they’ve fought for has been leading up to this. Season 8 of #Voltron Legendary Defender comes to @Netflix December 14th.  

[viria]

Someone on youtube suggested me making a video and talking about what brushes I use and what I use them for, so I got so pumped I just had to film this, ahah:”D hope that’s helpful!

And here is the finished thing! 

[phandam21cyberthighs]

I just heard this kid say, "You're not a liberal, I don't see your shotgun."

[hashtagloveloses]

this kid’s post and his replies to people’s questions are so pure I’m sobbing

[boy-and-girl-crazy123456]

this is better than anything john green’s ever wrote

[hxneycoves-deactivated20201226]

Oh my god

[phandam21cyberthighs]

This is love and acception as a person

[ddrvbiblgigb]

[garfield-baybee]

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

[iminato]

Reblog if you have mourned the death of a fictional character.

[ianoshea]

If you do not reblog this, you are in fact lying.

[actually-adumpster-deactivated2]

Hey, don’t you fucking scroll down

You

Fucking

Liar. 

[wild-productions]

I’m not a liar

[phandam21cyberthighs]

Leelee Sobieski and Jennifer Lawrence

This has been bothering me for the longest time.

[phandam21cyberthighs]

I HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH THE MOST AMAZING NEWS. THOMAS SANDERS, GAY IDOL, WATCHES VOLTRON AND....WAIT FOR IT.....

SHIPS KLANCE

[phandam21cyberthighs]

Does anyone remember when you opened the Disney princess coloring books with the stickers inside and they were like the new and improved versions of the princesses? Like Jasmine looked more Indian some how, Mulan barely had her eyes open, and they all looked like they had been thrown up by a glitter factory?? Even the designs of the dresses were different like wtf Disney??!??

[phandam21cyberthighs]

You'll have kids who..

When having to write an essay will ask what the minimum of words required are, then there are those who ask what the maximum is. Which are you?