part one, part two, part three
But Weâre Not Dating - jilliancares
Summary: In which Dan and Phil are voted Best Couple in the yearbook but arenât actually dating.
Down To Business -Â phanimist
Summary: Philâs got a business meeting, and heâs lucky that he makes it there on time with seconds to spare. He takes the last available seat at the back of the room, which happens to be next to a pretty brunette who ends up making sarcastic remarks and jokes under his breath the whole time. Phil isnât complaining, though. If anything, heâs glad that that he was almost late.
Failed Rescue Mission - trysomecats
Summary: Dan canât help but think that Phil is hiding something from him. When he notices how sneezy and wheezy Phil suddenly is, things become clear to Dan. His boyfriend is harboring a cat in their home.
Getting To The Bottom - trysomecats
Summary: Dan is miffed at why so many people assume he is a bottom (even if they are right). Phil is just highly amused.
Get Your Workout On -Â phanetixs
Summary: The story of reluctant fitness trainer Phil Lester and the hilarity of imagining Dan Howell voluntarily exercising for him.)
How to Flirt: Embarrassed Boy Edition -Â botanistlester
Summary: As soon as the first ever Cold Stone Creamery opens up in London, Phil knew he had to go. However, it wasnât the ice cream that made him keep coming back, but rather the cute employee who looks dead in the eyes whenever he has to sing the tip jar songs.
How To Football (You Tell Me)Â (ao3) -Â phanetixs
Summary: Football 101: By Less-Than-Spectacular Footballing Assistant, Phil Lester.
How To Get A Fiancé In 24 Hours: A Comprehensive Guide By Dan Howell (ao3) - stylinshaw
Summary: On New Yearâs Eve, Dan decides he wants to propose before 2016 ends.
How to (Try to) Propose to Phil Lester -Â phangirlingforphan
Summary: the one where they both intend to propose to each other on the same night and dan isnât having any of it.
I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus - phangirlingforphan
Summary: Henry Phillip Lester-Howell thinks he sees his Daddy, Dan, kissing Santa ClausâŠor someone dressed like himâŠ
Lantern In Your Heart -Â botanistlester
Summary: Phil is bicurious, so to help him figure out his sexuality, he ends up at a gay club. There, he meets Dan, who helps him out in more ways than one.
Reaching Up (ao3) - tyroneslothrop
Summary: Dan thinks heâs an awful pianist. Little does he know, he has an admirer right outside his door. Literally.
Reflections of the Heart -Â butterflyphil
Summary: The multi-chaptered, slightly smutty bodyswap fic that no one asked for. Featuring whiny/annoying!Dan, sassy/beguiling!Phil, unintentional innuendos, intentional innuendos, unnecessary kitchen supplies, and just a pinch of magic.
The One Where Dan Finds Philâs Tinder -Â gorgeousdan
Summary: Dan finds Philâs Tinder and finds out Philâs into guys. Which is - ya know - a game changer. But he canât just come out and ask if Philâs into him. So he flirts.
Vows (ao3) - lionkid (orphan_account)
Summary: Phil works as a video producer for Buzzfeed UK. Dan, a coworker heâs not particularly fond of, comes up with a video idea: two single people have to act married for a week. He just so happens to volunteer to âmarryâ Dan.
What They Donât Know (ao3) - TwistedRocketPower
Summary: Phil shouldnât have done it. He realizes that now. But, he felt pressured and he didnât know what else to say so it just slipped out. And now he and Dan were going to be spending three weeks with his family. His family who, because of Philâs nervousness and inability to think properly, all thought Dan and Phil were engaged.
Youâre Being Quite âShellfishâ -Â phanetixs
Summary: The story with shrimp-killers, a passive-agressive Phil Lesterâą, and anthropomorphism at its finest.
Youâve Got A Lot Of Nerve - glitteraccent
Summary: Two men are forced into spending a day together aka the time of which Phil is very provocative and Dan blushes a lot.
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