Jessi 👽

I Like Tumblr so here i am

[paradisefotografias]

[alexander]

She got so mad she wrote song lyrics and edited a video and everything omg

[thesilverhammer]

Living.

[theblairwitchboy-deactivated201]

WHAT IS THIS AND WHY DO I LOVE IT SO MUCH

[unshaped]

this is the video description on youtube: “ I’ve been a server for 5 years. I made a song about the way white girls ask me for boxes. “

[chumchunom]

CAN I GET A BOX?

[sexygaylibrarian]

Always reblog Can I Get A Box

[borderlands-disorder]

this plays in my head every time I ask for a box now

[ruinedchildhood]

Reblog for Good luck🙏🏼

[joonique]

Phil: that looks like a weird sex position ://

Dan: oh no youre right shit thats inconvenient oh well we have no other options at all obviously we have to do it god this is gonna look bad oh no haha anyway top or bottom bb your choice 😘😘

[rarelytheresorry]

You gonna get that job, get that car, house/apartment, and then you gon find you a lil boo who gon listen and y’all gon be happy.

Reblog it into existence

[kekechanell]

All 2018

[jessiemaehyemduh]

I needed this

[jessiemaehyemduh]

Okay so crazy shit tho, I reposted this YESTERDAY right, today I had an interview for a job. Got the job AND he recommended me for another that pays twice as much. Iont know bout y’all but this is legit asf for me.

[rarelytheresorry]

It’s real energy in this post. Gods speed @jessiemaehyemduh

[linrenzo]

I really need this position it will help me out so much. I basically got the job I’m just waiting for the ‘you can start on this date’ email

[thatadult]

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

[theeeprotagonist]

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

[blkmedusa]

Karma will pop me if I don’t

[spoken-not-written-deactivated2]

the next time you think you’re lonely, just remember you have about 25 billion white blood cells in your body protecting your sorry little ass with their life. you have 25 billion friends who would die for you. no need for tears.

[splendude]

thank you osmosis jones

[jordannwitt]

My immune system tried to kill me though.

[benito-cereno]

Jordan just remember you had twenty five billion enemies trying to kill you and you’ve survived them all

[jordannwitt]

Take THAT you tiny goddamn sons of bitches. 

[mtv-idiot-deactivated20200123]

FYI: If I ask you “when’s your birthday” randomly… It’s probably because I like you but I wanna check out your zodiac to see if we’re compatible first before I get in too deep

[cheese24k]

[heterodoxy]

Adorable baby girl being chased by daddy, finally takes a stand.

[purplelittlemermaid]

Omg 😭

[fuks]

[salty-red-mage]

[howelldaniel]

phil taught dan how to scratch his nose

[jbirdoftheriverlands-deactivate]

Emoji spell for extreme good luck for the next two months

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Likes charge. Reblogs CAST

[amazingphil]

Can you smell the sharpies in the distance?

[empresspinto]

hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

also that your lunch tastes good, you find twenty dollars on the ground, and that thing coming up that you were dreading turns out not so bad

[loren-vance]

Passing this good karma

[pocketsofroses]

I reblogged this 3 days ago and my skin got clear and I got a message from a guy who refers to me as queen yesterday. Good karma vibes all around.

[blueastro-deactivated20170311]

ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND MY SKIN IS CLEAR AS F NOW

[weloveshortvideos]

[idaholy]

that bitch deceased

[honeybooboothefool]

[ninacoladas]

I get so annoyed when people are like “we don’t need to be teaching sex ed to kids and teens who aren’t having sex” then why are we making kids and teens do fire drills and lockdown drills if no emergencies are happening???? because when the time comes they’ll know what to do to stay safe you stupid onion peel

[tinylionroars]

you stupid onion peel