Stop Being So Damn Pretty Dan Howell

Hi I’m Astra. She/Her, Queer, UK, Older than most of the phandom, younger than DnP. I write phanfic and occasionally make art. (but most of the time I just chat shit in the tags of stuff I reblog and am unconscionably horny)

[absolutefilthimsosorry]

Horny baking vibes but not in slutty outfits confused my brain but uhhhh yeah.

[a-gentle-yoink]

spot the difference

[insomniac-ink]

just seen your most recent pokephan drawing and now i’d love to see them as eeveelutions - maybe dan as umbreon and phil as jolteon? :3

Umbreon is a personal favourite

Sorry this one took so long!

[ahappydnp]

"i think i read this on tumblr accidentally in 2014" <- man who used to actively seek out phanfiction

[reunitedinterlude]

STUBBLE PHIL

[absolutefilthimsosorry]

We’ve got the b&w in colour too actually!

[doubtsandpixiedust]

❝ How many fucking holidays?

Business trips?

Performative PlaylistLive twin rooms?

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On flaccid Mondays, we rewatch the previous episode and happy-cry at the fact that they never have to push twin beds together ever again 🥹🤍

[femboydaniel]

so true

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[kay-okays]

hold my hand and we’re halfway there, 

somehow, someday, somewhere.

[screaming-at-moss]

Duality of petplay

[clfoset-rat]

i cannot explain in words just how much he looks exactly like his mii in this photo. like it’s generally accurate but this shot specifically. photo of all time.

[lizardsmp3]

Every single day I think about how you said there’s probably a pro shot of the cake scene because of the story of tatinof clips. I wonder if she still exists.

LIKE THEY DID PERFORM IT AT THE DOLBY!! THEY DID!!!! THE PPL WHO WERE THERE CONFIRMED IT WAS FILMED! they just hate us. my own personal vegas video… maybe it just needs 12 years to marinate before we finally get it next year. or maybe instead of sitting on a hard drive in a box they accidentally deleted it and im not sure which option is worse, that they’re evil or it’s gone </3

[9ine9ine9ine6ix]

a pride flag for whatever dan is, represented by a furry bending over in the center

[meowwynn]

paper craft dan n phil phanart for pride month <333 🍀〰️

(the watermark is my ig im too lazy to change it :P)

[lesbopunkphan]

I do wonder if The Girl from Prague knows she’s The Girl from Prague

[phyaoi]

happy pride let’s all be as gay and annoying as possible🌈🥰🦄✨💕🫧🦋🫶

phyuri at pride requested by @octopusinaskinsuit <33

[foreverjustanemokidatheart]

Pham box is here