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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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horses are inherently funny because they come in so many sizes. like draft horses
this looks so fake. this horses skull is bigger than the dudes entire torso. this horses NECK is thicker than the dudes entire BODY.
and then at the opposite end of the spectrum you have shit like this shetland pony which ALSO looks fake
what the hell happened to this thing who bred this line of ponies to be so ridiculous
fun fact, while most mini horses and ponies look fat, like the shetland above, some are genuinely just scaled down versions of regular horses
you look at this and think “wow that’s a horse i bet I could ride that” but you’d be wrong because this is an american shetty and it’s the size of a large dog
also fun fact, this is the world’s smallest horse, thumbelina
and this is the largest horse ever, brooklyn supreme
I would fucking die for Brooklyn Supreme
why divide people by unrational things when you COULD divide them by whether their word for cotton candy is valid or not ?
examples:
american english: cotton candy ✅ good
british english: fairy floss ❌ not valid
spanish, german: sugar cotton ✅ good
french: daddy’s beard ❌ NOT VALID
I’m sorry the French call it what
INCREDIBLE PHOTO <3
link below to see:
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credit to: ketul
Zoomed in and found this gem
I think I found someone who knows about the camera
Hello there, observant person!
uh oh
i encourage you guys to click the link it’s hella rad
bonus:
special protected fire hydrant
Bucket
Hello darkness my old friend
damnnnnn
enemy spotted
damn this had like 3k notes yesterday
this:
made me cry
made me happy
got me excited
THIS IS FUCKIN’ COOL
when i came out as trans
[ or, toxic masculinity from the perspective of a trans guy ]
when i came out as trans my warm and loving family supported me
but they treated me differently
when i came out as trans my dad asked if he should start slapping me on the back and socking me in the arm instead of hugging me.
when i came out as trans my mom wanted to know if i would still got with her on fun trips to the mall to buy clothes and home decor items.
when i came out as trans my grandfather looked positively startled and overjoyed when i kissed his cheek and told him to drive safe.
when i came out as trans my grandmother asked if it was okay if she hugged me in public or if it would embarrass me.
when i came out as trans my dad told me that he had a lot to teach me— he said this because i told him i thought make up was fun.
when i came out as trans my aunt apologized for kissing me on the forehead.
when i came out as trans my uncle gave me a handshake rather than a hug.
when i came out as trans my cousins hesitated to hug me at the door.
when i came out as trans my family hesitated to show me the casual affection and platonic love they had previously felt free to give.
end toxic masculinity.
show your sons as much affection as you would show your daughters.
let your sons indulge in beauty when they want to and always support them.
do not think for one second that the societal expectation of masculinity is more important than the individual feelings and needs of someone you love.
IF YOU DON’T THINK TOXIC MASCULINITY IS REAL, READ THIS
SMASHING THAT REBLOG BUTTON
SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK
My history nerd is awakened… not Irish but I’m in England - still- let’s roast Henry VIII
y’all: james charles tati westbrook hair gummies endgame spoilers projared cheating scandal
me:
modern we didn’t start the fire
So myself and two best friends got matching tattoos that say Κύριε ἐλέησον. It’s pronounced Kyrie Eleison and in ancient Greek means “Lord have mercy.” It’s one of the oldest Christian liturgical prayers and features in the Bible, and when Christianity became Latinised, it as one of the only surviving Greek prayers.
Just for fun I plugged it into Google Translate to see what modern Greek thinks of it and
10/10 A+ tat so glad its marked on my skin forever, would tattoo again
Thanks OP you ruined the liturgy for me.
never gonna hear The Hunchback of Notre Dame soundtrack the same way again
Frollo: Ima kill this baby
Choir in the background: Dude fuckin chill
Frollo: I’m gonna set her on fire
Choir: Dude… chill
My entire church singing in unison: ♫ Sir, please calm down! ♫ Calm down, sir! ♫ Sir, please calm down! ♫ Take it easy, sir! ♫
“Sir, take it easy” sounds like a sub asking their dom not to smack quite so hard or smth
This would be the equivalent of finding out some old prayer that’s used as “forgive me, father, for I have sinned” is translated as “sorry, Daddy, I’ve been naughty”
You absolutely did not have to say that but OK
sorry i have bubonic plague i can’t hang out tonight
me: can i go to the bathroom?
teacher: i don’t know. can you?
she’s got me. i haven’t evolved a standard animal digestive system. i continue to photosynthesize my energy
future spouse: what’s your favorite work of homoerotic literature?
me, thinking about the “living in a log cabin with thor” reddit comment: hmmm….at the risk of limiting the great gatsby to its subtext-
if you haven’t read- no- experienced this yet
me: i hate drama im gonna stay out of it :/
someone: guess what happened
me: WHAT HAPPENED BITCH 👀🕵👂🏻📝☕️
Lady Macbeth: is that a dagger in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Macbeth: i'm just happy to see you ;)
Lady Macbeth: pathetic
EMMY
CACKLING
harry, out in the forbidden forest: if voldemort isn’t here in 15 minutes i’m legally allowed to leave