he's bite size

fox ⋮ he/him ⋮ 24 ⋮ INFJ ⋮ bi

[vuroguro]

ninja pranks (with friends)

[sarcasticselkie]

People refusing to play sword/shield because they don’t get to play with every single one of the 800+ Pokémon:

[vuroguro]

what i say: i hate WIR 2 because of the writing

what i mean: i hate WIR 2 because i personally feel that the plot was sloppy, the relationship between ralph and vanellope was ill-defined as well as uncomfortable, the personalities of characters (calhoun, felix, ralph, etc.) came off as being trivialized or flattened or altered from the first movie depictions to fit the plot, the jokes in some areas were in pretty poor taste and i do Not mean the memes, ralphs harmful choices were forgiven too easily at the expense of vanellopes feelings getting glossed over, and the only characters that didn’t seem poorly done were the new characters since they didn’t have prior better-written characterizations to compare them to… even the end credits scene feels lazy like they were stitching this plot together from dish rags

what ppl hear: i hate WIR, all of it, and all of disney and the princesses and also i hate fun

[vicholas]

Ralph Breaks the Internet is already a horrible movie but I just can’t begin to imagine how bad it will age

[vicholas]

Imagine 30 years from now having to explain to people that Disney was trying to do something DARING by exploring Internet World so they made an “emotional” scene where the main character reads mean comments about him by people who dont even know he’s a sentient creature and just consider him a dumb video game meme

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

This is so fucking innacurate bc if ralph were real people on twitter wouldnt be hateposting about him theyd be drawing his cock

[starfleetacademy]

I was looking at the changes they made for the Good Omens tv show adaptation and honestly this one is hands down the funniest homage to Pratchett

[eddiemoonson]

#soft husbands

[huntydraws]

For whatever reason you’re in the closet, you deserve to enjoy pride! 

[prideknights]

You don’t have to be out to be proud!

[threemushroom]

The best way to warm up your snake in winter is giving him a sweater. 

[acecroft]

GOOD OMENS | 1.02 The Book

[bosswaldcobblepot]

A walk to remember indeed + bonus

[aziraphalae]

n*il gaim*n: crowley & aziraphale are NOT gay

michael & david:

[hermannco]

@harveydont told me to redraw something from years ago and well… I did!

[ladystarks]

in case we were wondering what Crowley was thinking during this scene

[dollsome-does-tumblr]

CROWLEY/AZIRAPHALE - STAY, STAY, STAY description: I’ve been loving you for quite some time. An angel, a demon, six thousand years of feelings, and – of course – some TaySway.

[brokenpitchpipe]

if you haven’t seen Cinderella III: A Twist in Time, you are missing out

[dancinbutterfly]

Thank you for this. I clearly was missing out on a lot in my life. Knowing that this is the guy who Cinderella ends up with makes me feel SO much better about the first one. Of course this is the kind of asshole who would track down a girl based on 1 night of dancing and a lost shoe. Why didn’t we think of this? Well played, Mickey, well played.

[ace-and-aro-wlw-positivity]

To all the aces and aros out there, please remember that pride month is as much for you as it is for any other identity. You have every right to go to pride events and every right to celebrate. You also have every right to call yourself queer.

[vuroguro]

post: [openly belittles asexuals, not even shy about it]

my mutuals for some reason: OMG!! funny! 🤣