I Am Aggressive And I Won't Apologize

purah. she/her. aries. obsessed with umbrella academy. if you come to my askbox with flames or gross stuff i will ignore you. sorry not sorry about intense Five simping, he's my favorite character and I want to squish him into a hug bc of how adorable he is. if you follow me and ship the hargreeves i will eat your spine and use your ribs to make a violin which i will then play phantom of the opera on your grave with.

[whumprecs]

I saw your recs spreadsheet and wow we have a lot in common, right down to Jack Frost lmao. Anyways, I just wanted to drop by and say hi :)

Why hello there! I have absolutely no memory of a spreadsheet, but I believe you (and I adore Jack Frost - I so want them to make a Rise of the Guardians sequel just so I can have more of him in my life). Nice to meet you! :)

[phansmall]

Oh, I guess it was a reblog then xD. But, oh well. Nice to meet you too!

[phansmall]

People think in different ways??

Had a conversation about thoughts and someone was like "yeah I can't think in images, I just think in shapes and colours" and I deadass stood there shocked like 'wait do other people not visualize every little detail in the horse's mane, or imagine the ripples of long grass in a field?? Do you guys not feel the light breeze of the sea air on your skin, or feel the adrenaline of scaling a cliff? Even though it's all in your head?'

But then someone else jumps in like "I think in words?? How tf do you think in images?!"

Now we're in a full on discussion asking each other what we see when we hear a specific thing.

I-?

[gay-crappost]

hey how tall is glitched-coffee i wanna know lmao

I think 5’3

i might be wrong but you can ask her

[iamsexytrash]

HOW AM I SHORTER THAN YOU GUYS?! IM FRICKIN 5'2"!

[gay-crappost]

i’m 5’0 so you’re taller than me

[iamsexytrash]

Oh my God we could be an army at this rate. An army of smol bastards lmal

[gay-crappost]

our army of smol bastards can take over the world and then the galaxy

[onceuponamyst]

May I join? I’m 5'2.

[gay-crappost]

welcome to the short clan

[cries-in-espanol-deactivated202]

i would like to join because i’m actually 5’0 lmao

[caseoftheblues]

imagine being short lmao (/j)

[cries-in-espanol-deactivated202]

miss girl no need to attack us like this

[viktorhargreeves07]

me being 5’9 and lowkey wanting to join

[bisexual-little-lad]

*agrees in 5'8*

[overworked-strawberry]

Haha small (imagine not being 6ft)

[gay-crappost]

oh shut up tall person

[overworked-strawberry]

Okay shortie

[gay-crappost]

at least i can still play in kid areas

[cries-in-espanol-deactivated202]

hey let’s grab those plastic balls in the kid area and yeet them at them

[caseoftheblues]

*picks you up like a screaming toddler* time to go home, kid

[gay-crappost]

this will not stop me

[onceuponamyst]

I can’t be the only one waiting for @glitched-coffee hasn’t comment on this yet

[gay-crappost]

i know like where is she

[phansmall]

Aww the people I follow are so cute and smol, I’m 5′10″ <3

[raidesart]

After posting an older Astrid painting recently, I felt inspired and decided to paint Hiccup in the same setting :) Hope you like it!

[raidesart]

Throwback to this portrait of Astrid that I painted in 2018 and recently edited 💛 I miss painting her.

[mijomii]

miguel and miniguel

[mijomii]

This is my current source of happiness I love people translating the Miguel & Miniguel joke in their language 😭

[misgnomer]

multilinguel 

[radicalrobotz]

[birger-wuvs-elsa]

I was waiting for specifically this to come out of the Among Us craze.

[inallofpeculiardom]

God finally, i was HOPING it was that audio

[mybigfatgaylife]

I don’t even go here and this is cracking me up.

[april]

reblog if you DONT tolerate milfphobia on your blog

[joyriding-in-the-fandoms]

Did I meme right?

[joyriding-in-the-fandoms]

[fishybehavior]

👀

[overworked-strawberry]

THE AMOUNT OF IRONY I-

[cereal-is-breakable]

There’s nothing better than to read the comments and new tags! It makes our DAY.

[phansmall]

i love how tumblr works, you could post a deep post about something and get 3 notes but then post something like ‘chikin nuget’ and get 66,000 notes. love it.

[phansmall]

It’s always the ones without an account...

I need more hate comments so I can spite people more <3

[catasters]

[wellheyproductions]

[phansmall]

For the ask game, what is the twist

The twist is how I describe my thoughts.

[nuiiphy]

I shall find out one day

[phansmall]

Never <3

[phansmall]

For the ask game, what is the twist

The twist is how I describe my thoughts.

[phansmall]

razzmatazz and arsenic for da ask thing😙

yum

[rubusrosaceae]

Anti-honesty hour. Ask me anything and I will respond with blatant lies.