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Leonie from Germany, 29. This blog is mostly cats and things i think are funny or important so I hope you enjoy your stay!

[whyenn-reader]

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

[lostinhistory]

[fouroclockwren]

YES OMG BRÜNNHILDE

[official-library-posts]

official library post

[swampthingy]

[actuallyapathy]

[the-lumpfish-queen]

I love environmental storytelling

[belphegor1982]

[hotlegsharker]

[berlynn-wohl]

[harleyklawz]

Ita fucking hieroglyphs with you people

[homunculus-argument]

I am tired of seeing historical "yeah we know it's not accurate but wouldn't that be fucking cool" movies that are always only about like. Three places. Fourth one maybe if you're really lucky. I am tired of that. I am tired of the greeks.

I want to see an over the top Rule Of Cool historical action movie about some wild shit that alledgedly happened 3000 years ago in idk Sudan.

[watchagonnado]

[what-even-is-thiss]

Actually witches grow from the bottom of the cave up while wizards grow from the top of the cave down

[cheaphalloweencostume]

do any of you even enjoy reading or watching fiction at all? if i wanted the plot with virtually nothing else i would read the wikipedia page

[stephanisoejono]

happy new year -------------_--------------------

[calamity-aims]

[tauforged]

why does my caladium act like she is starving for light. hang on

[tauforged]

every day i ahve to reposition the damn lamp cuz she’s dead set on sticking her first leaf Right The Fuck In There and i don’t want her to burn. but every day i come home from work and she has closed the distance anyway. bestie PLEASE cooperate with me

[tauforged]

i finally caved and moved her to the windowsill but this has clearly not satisfied her because she still presses that leaf RIGHT up against the glass

[tauforged]

apparently instead of actually growing new leaves in order to increase her light intake she’s decided that these are PERFECT conditions to flower in

BABYGIRL YOU HAVE ONE LEAF PLEASE

[indigobuntings]

[berkeleygirl3]

[greeniery]

i tried to make a venn diagram but my migraine is ironically too bad for me to have the brain power to take the time to fix the proportions and then i locked one of the text layers and got pissed off and gave up. but i kind of like it all fucked up like this

[blackshvck]

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

[isuggesteatingtherich]

i have a suggestion

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[dogpuppy]

[abigailspinach]

[strawberrymilkshakeearrings]

there a baby fox living under our deck and he literally looks like that “full of milk” drawing except somehow rounder

[strawberrymilkshakeearrings]

ROTUND

[toonfinch-deactivated20231219]

artistic rendition

[strawberrymilkshakeearrings]

im actually crying rn thank you so much for this. he is perfect. 

[the-forest-library]

kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they’re also using chat gpt to do it