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Gotta say my favorite moment from the Hozier concert was him saying "I almost cracked up at the beginning of that song. There's a person in the front row wearing a shirt that says 'Hozier? I hardly know her!'" and then once the laughter died down, "Now I'm going to lighten the mood a little with a song about hitting an animal with your car"

astraldemise

skyrim is a bad game because i cant hug my friends or my husband. maybe i want to let the people in my life know i appreciate them dearly even if they just have three lines of base dialogue

astraldemise

and before one of you says something like “oh why dont you just play stardew valley or animal crossing or some other game where you get to be nice to people” please understand that i enjoy hunting the city guards for sport but that doesnt mean that im not full of love

blacktwitterfunny

ruinedchildhood

mysharona1987

thrusticus

animalrates

funnystories

funny story

when I was little, I would go on Nickelodeon.com all the time and they had this game similar to club penguin except it was called Nicktropolis. and if you forgot your password, a security question you could choose was “what is your eye color?” and if you got it right it’d tell you your password. so I would go to popular locations in Nicktropolis and write down random usernames who were also in those areas, and then i would log out and type in the username as if it were my own and see which of these usernames had a security question set to “what is your eye color?” (which was most of them, since it was easy and we were all kids). i would then try either brown, blue, or green, and always get in, then I would go to their house and send all of their furniture and decorations to my own account’s. and if it I didn’t want it, i could sell it for money

khanos-deactivated20170219

I love robbery and fraud

pupu-platter

mysharona1987

a-girl-with-sparkling-lies

How I knew instantly that the new Pokemon is a UK world

THIS

is not a beret. Its a tam o’ shanter, traditionally Scottish.

Nintendo give me zesty Scottish Pokemanz i beg of you

squid-ears

Pokemon except all dialogue is written like Scottish Twitter PLEASE

switch-up-snowfox

So this is where the meme came from.

taquito

any body free tonight, i wanna check out the bottom of the ocean but not alone

hotvampireadjacent

bicommies

ok but robin is such a sweet guy he helps take care of the mass amount of feral cats in his city it’s really heartwarming and he’s always so polite and nice to the people who watch his videos

also it’s clear from the videos that the cats know and trust him because he treats them so well

for example this is a video of him first meeting this cat

and in a couple months, he posted this update

he’s really a good person

hotvampireadjacent

that’s why i left his name in the screenshots! He’s such a nice man and takes care of all these feral kitties and is very patient with them. love his channel

can’t forget the iconic

oneeyedscarecrow

how much do you think it frustrates the Joker that a man in a bat costume punching a clown should be the funniest thing in existence but everyone in Gotham has decided to take it seriously

whitmanic

My mom kept all our baby teeth but she didn’t separate them so there’s just a box she had with like. Three sets of random teeth mixed around

whitmanic

Okay I’m so sorry this isn’t actually funny but it’s like. Really funny. I’m so sorry

bigasspants

wtf dogs lose their teeth. also who the fuck keeps baby teeth that’s horrific

pottamux

My mom kept my baby teeth. And then my second set fell out so I kept those in a little bag and now we both have a set of my baby teeth.

chambylin

wait what. how many teeth do you have im so confused.

pottamux

I had 3 sets of teeth. So did my older brother. It was weird cause I’d had them for a few years and then they all started coming out all at once. Had a full new set in like 2 weeks. My dentist said it was fine since nothing grew out of place so idk.

whitmanic

I’m sorry what you grew teeth like a shark? What?

shadovvlurking

When i was younger I watched my babysitter take a plastic bag containing all her baby teeth and crushed them all into powder under the leg of a chair bc she was bored

whitmanic

Excuse me?

kallypsowrites

This post is like getting punched repeatidly, but from a different angle each time

ttv

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By: Greta Thunberg (via TEDx)

Date: December 12, 2018

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