Unidentified Fucking Thing

Miles | they/them | 29 | ghost | Hey I do art

[phantomoniium]

fallengarders in the house tonight

Ashamane - Kithri

Zotzl - Idolore

[just-sans-things]

my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too

[just-sans-things]

someone contact my fucking lawyers

[captain-price-returns]

[podcastwizard]

saw a comment that misspelled “kind gesture” as “kind jester” and am now imagining a beautiful world where we praise good samaritans by calling them kind jesters. good on you, you gentle fool. you’ve made the world a sweeter and sillier place.

[chainmail-butch]

Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you

[peekychu]

I just started playing Crystal and this tweet won’t leave my brain

[sheepfilms]

[anphivenas]

[kosmonin]

[dragongirlvenom]

absolutely legendary fucking poster holy shit

[cosmicretreat]

Bruce Campbell, his dad, and his body doubles on the set of Army of Darkness (1992)

[sourcreammachine]

look upon my sons and despair

[roseworth]

“help” is my favorite way to say that something is funny. like hey i laughed at this post can you save me

[shandzii]

hopital again

[contemptible-scoundrel]

THE HUNGRY JOKER: it's simple. we Grill the batman

[dogpuppy]

[everythingfox]

DOG

dog dog dog

dog dog dog

dog dog dog

[swarnpert]

[shalpilot]

i’m so thirsty… won’t you use /water to water me?

[belzrgr]

/water

[shalpilot]

oh…. why thank you!!

[proteusolm]

investigation