Stoned Soldier

The life and times of the Phantomstoner as I have been called, its a rollercoaster blog of back story and current events described mostly by a jumbled up version of a dictionary. I'm pretty much a self aware plant with a wifi connection. Cheers.

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[blackgirlart]

2 million people aren’t wrong

[less16candles]

Sorry guys but she’s back and I’m not risking it

[ashfire05]

I’m reblogging only because fuck you I love Madame Zeroni

[phantomstoner]

Just got a puppy!!

[phantomstoner]

Yesterday was my last day in the army, so what that means for this place here, is that'll be posting a lot more.

[phantomstoner]

If you're good at something never do it for free

[phantomstoner]

Hi Harry Potter fans I need to know which book from the series that this little but is from. Thanks!!

[phantomstoner]

Again, more of my departure story, so how I got back to the US from being in brazil a “friend” was able to help me get passage on a cruise ship. While sailing thru the Caribbean on said ship, I met a yoga instructor who eventually I started yoga with after smoking together a few times. Before this I’d never really considered doing yoga or the benefits but, damm yall should try yoga. Also before all this I’ve never made routines for myself, I’ve always been a take every moment as it is, and didn’t have a morning routine or a set workout regime for instance. I had also never been arrested up til this point either but that’s a story for a different post. As I said I learned alot from this experince, key point here being my start of yoga and realizing how beneficial it is to have routines.

[phantomstoner]

So unfortunately during my Departure I was unable to take any photos as I didn’t have a camera or anything at all for that matter, with me. Although despite the challenge of not having a phone or an ID or money or being able to speak the language, I made the most of the situation and was able to learn so much and grow from the experince. One of the many things I learned was the ablitilty to let things go and take the challenges life throws at you as they come. We can’t plan for every eventuality, and it’s so much healthier for us mentally and spiritually to take it easy and stop worrying about the things that really don’t matter. Not only did life teach me to stay calm and deal with the challenges and problems that are actually there and not the ones that we make up and worry about, but it also is teaching me thru experince about how to live in the moment and keep a mental calmness and clarity that I’ve never had before.

[phantomstoner]

So the most recent occurrence in my life is that I woke up on brazil in April. The thing is tho I went to sleep in my apartment in America that night and woke up during the next week in brazil. If I go for an extended period of time without sleep, I'll start sleep walking and sometimes while sleep walking I'll start driving, or you know. Wake up in Brazil and/or Texas, Virginia, potentially anywhere at this point it seems. (I mean I woke up in Brazil so) also during my Departure, my apartment was broken into, and my car was stolen. Also I was in the army at the time so I was also awol for about a month and a half. A year prior to this my ex wife and I separated so I was also going thru a divorce, dealing with the army and didn't have a car. I think this might be enough for this post lol

[phantomstoner]

[abraxxos]

my twitter is so under appreciated

[astoneddog-blog]

Take me home

[phantomstoner]

Country roads

[phantomstoner]

Surprised that no one else has gotten this url yet tbh. It was my first pick, I thought the law was you couldn't have your first pick