Get Rekt

trans ryuji sakamoto // semi-selective // low activity // penned by leon

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                                        ❝G  E  T    R  E  K  T❞

                                             indie ryuji sakamoto

           semi-selective // au/oc friendly // multiverse/ship // low activity

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send 🧣 to offer a scarf to my muse while they’re outside in the cold.

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cheshism‌:

Mishima looked back at his phone to see if the answer or explanation was there. “That’s what it says. Uh…the tiny sensory hairs on their legs are used to taste their food. So in a sense, they do.” He grinned, a little proud of himself from finding that fact. 

“I would hate to taste things with my food.” His grin turned into a grimace as he thought about it. He changed his socks regularly but if he could taste things with his feet he would have to change them almost all the time. 

“Dude, that’d be gross! Do you know how much my feet sweat?” He gagged slightly at the thought before he reached over and snatched Mishima’s phone out of his hand. 

“What site are you always on that you find all these random ass facts? Do you just google, ‘weird things to tell my friends’ or something?”

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heartscfhope‌:

“This is so adorable. I don’t get why you don’t want anyone to see it…” She held the photo she had just snatched from him and held it away, trying to keep it away from him as she smiled softly. “You look amazing in that squid hat!”

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Eyes widening as the picture was snatched out of his hand. He blinked a moment in confusion before he reacted. “Hey, give it back!” he half yells, lunging for the picture. He half collided with Ann as he does it, arm stretched out to snatch the picture back. “I look like a dork in it.” 

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tricksterfinale‌:

“But Taco Tuesday would be the easiest way to poison someone.”  Hikaru; you’re not even the type to murder, but keep saying that.

Ryuji knew his friend wouldn’t actually poison anyone, but it was funny that he kept insisting on it. 

“Dude, stop. Someone’s going to overhear you and think you really did poison someone,” he said with a laugh, gently nudging Hikaru in the side with his elbow. 

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// gonna try to get some stuff in my queue. sorry it ran out. i’ve been having a rough go the past couple of weeks lmao

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cheshism‌:

“I was under the impression we were going to share.” 

He really did appreciate Ryuji suggesting he stay the night. He honestly didn’t want to make the trek back to LeBlanc if he didn’t need to. Not that he was really scared, but it was just too far to go on foot. And honestly, there was no telling what would happen on his way with his luck. 

Ryuji’s face heated up at the comment. He hated that Akira could say stuff like that with such a complete face. It was hard to tell if he was joking or not. 

“You wish, man,” he said, deciding to laugh the comment off. He gave the other another shove before he got up. “Come on, I’ll get you some clothes to sleep in. You can have my bed if you want. I’ll take the floor.”

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                     Muses from Final Fantasy, Persona 5,                            Food Fantasy, Kingdom Hearts                                       and Fruits Basket

written by Chesh banner by @museaddled

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@cheshism cont from x

Ryuji’s mom would’ve killed him if he had let Akira leave this late at night. And besides, he could do with the company. His mom had started to take on night shifts so he was often alone at night. Not that he was scared or anything, but it could get lonely and a little creepy.

“You’ll be lucky if you get a blanket at this rate,” he said with a laugh, shoving the other lightly. 

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“That’s gonna leave a bruise…” - Yusuke

physical contact starters // accepting

He rubbed his jaw, mouth opening and closing to stretch it out. “No shit, sherlock,” he grumbled, sending Yusuke a small glare. He didn’t need Yusuke to tell him something he already knew. He could feel how sore it was already.

“She didn’t have to hit me that hard, damn,” he added forlornly. Sometimes Ann could be so touchy. // @arcadiianliives

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‘ Come on now. I thought I was supposed to be the emotional one here? ‘

cheer up the good boy // accepting

Ryuji can’t help the laugh that escaped him at Izuku’s comment. The sound comes out wet and choked off with a sob, but it helps. He wipes at his face furiously, pressing the heels of his palms against his eyes.

“Shut up, man. You cry all the time, let me have this one,” he said, letting his hands drop from his face so he can give the other a half smile, bottom lip still quivering slightly. 

He still felt like shit, knee throbbing painfully, but Izuku’s presence helped distract him from that. // @quirkdysfunction

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tricksterfinale‌:

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“If I was going to kill someone, I would poison them on Taco Tuesday because no one expects tacos.”

“Dude, that’s mess up. You can’t go around messing with something as sacred as Taco Tuesday. Pretty sure you’ll go to hell for that.” And not at all for killing someone.

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Sentence Starters —  to cheer up / talk with sad muses.

( Change pronouns as needed! )

’ You’re not usually like this. What happened? ‘

‘ Are… are you crying? Oh my God, what happened? Are you alright? ‘

‘ Don’t bullshit me. I’ve never seen you cry before. Of course something is up! ‘

‘ I know we fight a lot, but I still don’t like seeing you crying. ‘

‘ No. No! That’s enough. They won’t be hurting you any longer. This was the last straw! ‘

‘ Oh, please don’t cry. Come here, come… please don’t cry. ‘

‘ I know you’re in there! Please let me in. ‘

‘ I can hear you crying, you know? Do you want to open this door to talk or… ‘

‘ You want to be left alone, I know. But would you mind if I stayed near you anyway? Quietly, of course. I just want to be nearby to make sure that you’ll be fine. ‘

‘ Cry it out, it’s alright. Yeah, just like that. Just cry it out. ‘

‘ Please tell me what happened. I want to help you. ‘

‘ I’m here! It’s alright, I’m here now! ‘

‘ Hold my hand; we’ll get through this. Together. ‘

‘ I’m certain they’ll come back. They would never abandon you. ‘

‘ Come on now. I thought I was supposed to be the emotional one here? ‘

‘ You’re not stupid for being sad. You’re stupid for not letting yourself be sad. ‘

‘ I knew we couldn’t trust him. I will make his life a living hell for doing this to you. ‘

‘ I got your jacket; let’s go to your favourite place. You look like you need to get distracted. ‘

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Ryuji takes a quick step back as Mishima starts to flail, dodging an arm that came too close to smacking him in the face. 

“Whoa! Hold on!” he exclaims, holding his hand out to try to stop Mishima’s moving limbs. “It’s just a ladybug!”

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Mishima whined a bit as he stilled, just wanting it off of him. “Just take it off!” A bug was a bug. 

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Ryuji laughed at Mishima's whining. "Come on, dude, it's just a bug," he said, taking a step closer to the other boy to brush off the insect.

"Oh, its gone. All your flailing must've scared it off," he said with another laugh.

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“Hey Ryuji, did you know that lobsters taste with their feet?” Maybe this was a fact that he should have shared with Yusuke but how was he just supposed to keep it to himself until he ran into the art student. 

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Hanging out with Mishima was always an interesting experience. Ryuji always learned something new whether he wanted to or not.

He paused a little at the randomly spoken fact, giving Mishima a bewildered look. "What? How? That sounds fake, dude."