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[doll-shell]

it’s really problematic of you to maintain the harmful binary of “you” and “not-you”. literally just join the hive already.

[sleepyseaslug]

romants

[hotelmenetekel]

new normal

[87sukiyaki]

[fredersen]

a meba 🦠 is almost like a really really small anermal but not quite

[bourtange]

republicans: homeless people should be ground into sausage and fed to schoolchildren

democrats: persons experiencing houselessness should be ground into sausage and fed to schoolchildren

[txttletale]

this post posits a utopian world where either of these parties would support feeding schoolchildren, making it a masterclass in "hopepunk"

[knightofleo]

😾

[jackdawsfavorite]

bonus

[moveslikekeithrichards]

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

[moveslikekeithrichards]

you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot

[the-apocrypha]

other assorted roles may include

retrieval team for objects in the backseat

custodian of the parking garage tickets

"All clear my way"

en-route dining concierge

announcing "Horses!" when there are horses

[lynx-girl]

Don't forget the Tommy Gun

[fwizard]

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

[gh0stienj0yer]

i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.

[gh0stienj0yer]

posts that make you want to get in the water

[bigtimetommy]

me after ants find me asleep at the picnic

[renousim]

give me your most controversial music opinion

[empathviv]

the beatles were one ugly guy moving really fast

[memorycycle]

money beyond ypur wildist dreams

[chirasul]

one hundred and seventy dollars

[memorycycle]

[kristina100000]

mozzarella and cheddar when i open my fridge and its not their time to be added to a fuckalicious grilled cheese sandwich

[time-left-to-kill]

et tu brute?

[tropiyas]

[jojotaros]

Happy Chuunin Exam day

[hanarutos]

pride month is over so now we make the gay kids kill each other