its 5 am and ive been condemned to death

▪︎ abandoned blog ▪︎ they/them ▪︎ everytime i remember that ppl follow my main i have a lil "oh no" moment, which is rlly handy whenever i want to have an existential crisis

[becausebirds]

Toucan discovers a traffic cam. video

[biggaylion]

Today is the day this toucan discovered a traffic cam

you can only reblog it today

[aquilacalvitium]

Missed this last year by 50 effing minutes.

[aquilacalvitium]

Hell yeah I’m scheduling this again.

[vvisti]

Feeling really rusty so i forced myself to finish something✧

[pemprika]

tomorrow i will try harder, so forgive me

[vvisti]

Padpa （´υ｀）

[pemprika]

when you wake up, it will be a new day

[artoyu]

A golden Kongo under pressure for @elysianzine. It was very cool and challenging to play with lighting and a single hue to make something look interesting and different! 

[tomebreakr]

padapasiracha sauce >:) cuz theyre spicuy 

[betterbemeta]

it’s interesting how wii channel music became shorthand for millennial existential despair. it was composed to be cheerful and quirky, but as the miis are symbolic of ourselves they inherited our agony

[metalcatholic-deactivated202202]

as someone who didn’t have a wii are you guys okay

[salamencerobot]

No

[snorlaxatives]

incredibly grateful that tumblr doesn’t have a memories feature like every other social media platform because frankly i am terrified to even think about what kind of tomfoolery and hooliganery i was getting into 6 years ago on this website

[val-ritz]

tumblr’s memories feature is other users, because every once in a while one of you motherfuckers will reblog a post i made in like 2012 and detonate all of my bones like they’re C4

[jasvvy]

[smash-64]

[collegiatitanica]

[lizzieehearts]

oh you missed the best part

her twitter is a goldmine

[janicexxx]

[worldhammerer-old]

what if vampires are like mosquitoes and only the ladies drink blood

[jamesspaderspulloutmethod]

Pretty sure that would mean the fellas drink tree sap or something. Imagine running from a vampire thru the woods and passing her husband who's biting a tree real hard

[elf-kid2]

Maple syrup vampire husband

[everythingfox]

Croissant Dragons!

Dragons and Beasties

[itonje]

so it’s the month of may huh?…well if you replaced the ‘m’ in may with ‘g’ well…you ‘may’ be surprised at what you find 😏😏

[mango-habanero-autism-deactivat]

I love photos of baby albatrosses because in spirit they look like photos of easygoing toddlers who are just waiting for their parents to hand them a toy or a treat after they finish loading groceries into the car

[mango-habanero-autism-deactivat]

This one here embodies that

[everythingstarstuff]

[realitymonster]

Forever delighted by this.

[bevismusson]

[handsmotif]

yk I haven’t met anyone with adhd who isn’t just a fucking comedian like I think everyone with adhd just has the best sense of humor

[ribcageflutes]

we gotta be funny so people don’t get annoyed with us as much

[my-autistic-things]

Also people just think you’re wild for having thoughts and speaking them out loud we could be eating pizza and I be like “Ya know I wish I could have unlimited pizza just always be able to open up my fridge and have a few cold slices there” and they just die laughing “omg you’re so funny!!!!!!!!!” guys it wasn’t even funny yall just don’t have thoughts

[naamahdarling]

“ guys it wasn’t even funny yall just don’t have thoughts “

I hate how true this is.