Phasma

She/He/They ● 21yo ● AroAce

[wazzappp]

Have we considered the dire consequences of what happens when Markiplier plays the Project Hail Mary VR game.

[mirroredfruit]

grace who thinks adrian hates him but adrian is just suffering from the worst case of cuteness aggression ever to exist.

grace : rocky…… do you think adrian hates me…?

rocky, who had to listen to adrians squealing before and after everytime they get to visit grace : no definitely not

[wholesome-supervillain-reblogs]

ryland grace propaganda (go vote for him)

he called the leading scholar in his field a "staggering waste of carbon" at a unesco conference

he regularly partakes in autocannibalism. HE CALLS IT MEBURGERS.

he's aroace

he throws up almost as much as he cries

he wrote a dissertation with a section titled "the goldilocks zone is for idiots" and basically chewed out everyone who disagreed with him

he's shipped with basically everyone who's ever been to space

he puts the not in astronaut

he gets sick on the elevator

he has a codependent relationship with a crab

he wears a suit jacket and tie with blue jeans

he likes foxes

he's the cool teacher at his middle school

he teaches alien children science in their language using a modified pipe organ

his name is grace and the hail mary is full of him

his glasses are repelled from his face

he saved two planets WHILE being a bit of a bitch about it

he has a very corny sense of humor

he likes skittles

you like old men? BAM old grace old grace old grace old grace old grace old grace

he has hella burn scars

he has chronic pain

he canonically uses mobility aids

he lives in a terrarium. he likes his terrarium.

ohhh but ryan gosling is too conventionally attractiv-

WRONG. you are judging by the actor's looks. judge instead by the character's swagless aura and wet cat rizz.

[raspberrypeekaboo]

Further Ryland Grace for Tumblr Sexyman 2026 propaganda, allegedly Ryan Gosling has turned down People’s Sexiest Man of the Year spread multiple times because he thinks it’s cringe, so I think it would be really funny if we, the people, democratically elected him the People’s Sexyman

[jazzy-officia1]

PROPAGANDA PROPAGANDA

WIN THE RACE, VOTE GRACE

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Remaining time: 1 day 10 hours

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[decompose1]

dude i don't normally like to dig at peoples fun i generally think people having fun is good but it is slightly disheartening when there's a really really good story about a strong platonic relationship and then the only thing the fans can do is ship the characters or worse make a crack ship with an unrelated character from another media because it's like they can't STAND a lack of romance in media like they absolutely must try to insert romance where it is absolutely not needed or relevant and honestly sours the story/media a lot more for me or they'll Die because they can't just be happy with a really good platonic relationship. it makes me very sad as a demiromantic girlie.

[phasma-e-color]

this!!

like, i love bloodymary and i think is a fun ship, but the way people just refuse to engage with phm or iron lung without the shipping part is so annoying

also, phm is one of the first fandoms I've been where the aroace hc for the main character is widely accepted and is also kind of supported by canon so is sad to see how little by little the ships have taken more the spotlight than the platonic relationships

and I'm saying this as an aroace person, i don't mind the ships, i think is fun and a way to participate in fandom that so many people enjoy, including me, but i wish that people explored more than just romantic relationships when engaging with any media

[stargirl-and-potts]

HEY when Grace nopes out of his first spacewalk and then accidentally snaps back and goes flailing out into space. That’s him doing the book cover thing!

It’s a tribute (˃̣̣̥ᯅ˂̣̣̥)

(gif from @emziess here!)

[geck-motj]

i can Not be normal about grace and rocky, not when grace in the book is literally like “i would trust this guy (who is an engineer (not a biologist)) to do surgery on me” and in the movie, rocky has a colour spot on his arm that supposedly represents his mate, adrien, but grace also has a mark on his arm, that rocky GAVE HIM, and its his handprint. like. what do you expect me to do with that seriously. okay fine what about the literal red string of fate (petrova line) connecting them and leading them to meet each other? what about rocky saying that earth and erid have to be at a similar technologically advanced state, or else they wouldnt have met? what about “both of us are intensely interested in how the other’s body works”? like cmoooonnnnn man… feel free to add more im sure ive missed some things

[dilftwink]

thinking abt grace becoming fluent in eridian. thinking about eridian as an information-dense and layered language. thinking about the ability to create new words out of layered sounds and the way you can quickly describe a complicated relationship in eridian. grace practicing on his organ for speaking eridian, sounding out the tones for boss/leader and friend/companion and murderer until they blend into a single word.

and that’s how eva stratt gets her eridian name, which she will never know.

[moomin-energy]

most unrealistic part of PHM is that there is no way that dr. ryland grace, PhD, would not have a flock of suitors following him everywhere he goes. that man is like catnip for academic shut-ins, alien enthusiasts, odd women, and gay people everywhere, as this site has clearly demonstrated

now I’m NOT saying he should have had a partner on earth or whatever because I do think it’s awesome that he’s (implicitly at least) aro/ace/both, but it would have been a great aside to see the cloud of yearning that follows him everywhere which he either has to deal with or has decided to be permanently ignorant of. like the comedy potential of objectively the most fuckable man any of these strange science geeks have ever met being like oh um :) thanks for the coffee and the flowers and stuff and you guys are all so nice to me it’s great to work with you all :)

the devastation he would leave in his wake. like some sort of benevolent aroace whale floating serenely through an ocean of allo heartbreak. feigning ignorance because can you guys lock in we have alien microbes to study

[yexerrr]

bro’s starstruck

[sukig2]

I love the headcanon that once back on Erid, Rocky refuses to give up the astrophage solution until his starving dying alien friend is safe.

It's even funnier to think that he never told Grace about this.

Picture this.

Grace, recording a video diary for future human visitors or something:

"Oh boy, and the ERIDIANS are some of the nicest people you'll ever meet! They've done so much for me, I can't even put into words how grateful I am! Once we arrived on Erid, their top priority was saving my life despite the fact that their planet was dying! Me, a stranger, someone who doesn't even belong here! They went above and beyond for me, and all just because they're SUCH amazing, caring people. Right, Rock?"

Rocky, having flashbacks to the time he yelled "STAY THE FUCK BACK, NO YOU CAN'T HAVE THE TAUMOEBA! WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? ALIEN ISN'T PRIORITY? FUCK YOU! ROCKY WILL KEEP TAUMOEBA FOR HIMSELF! ROCKY WILL BLOW UP ALL OF ERID! ROCKY WILL....":

"....sure."

[sergeantsporks]

[Grisps you] On Erid everyone starts out calling Grace “Hero Grace” or “Savior Grace” and it makes him kinda uncomfy for reasons he can’t articulate, but the pebbles he teaches and their parents call him “Teacher Grace” and that feels more right. And then as time goes on and he graduates more and more classes, more and more of Erid is calling him “Teacher Grace” until it’s rare to hear him called anything else. And he finally feels like he’s where he’s supposed to be. Okay good night.

[deadgravity]

You don't have to grieve alone.

[raceyoutomars]

if I’m on the subject of Rocky, then I also disagree with the idea that Grace refuses to teach Rocky swears. He would teach him swears. He would not disrespect Rocky like that, to withhold knowledge from him. Rocky, however, upon finding out that Grace is only 40 years old, would never teach Grace any swears.

It says in the book that Rocky refused to translate a word for Grace, and I stick by that. Rocky knows logically that Grace is an adult, but…no, you’re too young….I can’t corrupt you like that…

[kebii-tra]