oOf BrUh

tHiS pAgE iS fUlL oF yIkEs

[phat-yikes]

[phat-yikes]

true

[phat-yikes]

It's a miracle!!!!

[phat-yikes]

[animatedtext]

[preschooldr0pout]

[mrbulian]

me: *gets really sad and has an emotional breakdown*

me, ten minutes later: lmao that was so fuckin lame

[30-minute-memes]

Samesies

[surfacage]

a lecture

[anxietyproblem]

[zignorowane]

[bat-teeth]

me: *chews on everything* me: *rocks back and forth* me: *bounces leg* me: *shakes my arms or flaps my hands* me: yeah i’d say im pretty chill

[dankmemeuniversity]

[mistressofqueen]

[goaliemagics]

me: stutters out fifteen sentence fragments that no-one can make sense of not even me me: you know?

[kasindrarules-deactivated201812]

that one friend who knows you better than you: yeah

[marauders4evr]

I’m...I’m sorry, I just this minute realized that there are people out there who have no idea that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the best fictional father out there. You guys don’t mind if I bombard your entire dashboard with proof right? Excellent.

BONUS: Doofenshmirtz around children he literally just met who wrecked his ‘inator’.

Literally I could go on and on with examples but my computer’s starting to crash from the amount of images.

The point is that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the greatest fictional father out there and anyone who says otherwise was hit by a Lie-inator.

[hemilf]