[ 𝐭𝐞𝐱𝐭 𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐞 ] ↬ 𝒃𝒓𝒊𝒅𝒈𝒆𝒓𝒔
phoebe: [ 2 photos attached ]
phoebe: luckily for you, though, i'm extremely bad at saying no to you.
jodie: look at you, you little charmer. and if anyone's voice is haunting my waking dreams that title belongs to you. i have plenty to tease you about but it will never be enough, it's an all you can fill file cabinet that can hold infinite folders meaning i'm in constant need of more to fill it up with. looks like you have your work cut out for you. who knew i could be so needy.
jodie: they would be thrilled to hear that so i will the first chance i get! i couldn't stroke their egos any more either though so it might just go straight to their heads.
jodie: i can take on anyone to win my rightful crown, he doesn't scare me! just tell him villanelle will hunt him down, if that doesn't immediately do it then maybe i should be a little scared. anyone who thinks they can take her on are either very scary and deranged or just sadly uneducated and misinformed. it's so lovely to use my character to my advantage. jodie couldn't hurt a fly but then here villanelle is, scaring everyone into giving me everything i want. i should have picked up a character like this years ago!
jodie: alright well now that is just unfair, ms. bridgers. here, let's see if i can put you on a level playing field now that you've made me weak.
jodie: [ 2 photos attached ]
phoebe: if you think THAT'S charming, you should've seen the way i just snorted at you calling me 'charming'. accompanied with a smile, because i'm hearing it in your accent and it's adorable. ah, well, if embarrassing myself to you forever is the task, i feel totally unequipped for most things a lot of the time, but i think that's one thing i can definitely do. only sometimes, but it's very cute.
phoebe: oh, i know you will, babe. don't be intimidated by him, he's tall but slow, so your villanelle reflexes will freak him out. you figured out the best life hack! and since you're such a brilliant actress, nobody will know the difference unless they get into your sweet little pisces brain and realize you're a huge softie.
phoebe: [ unsent ] holy shit, you're so fucking gorgeous.
phoebe: okay, but how is THAT fair???
phoebe: you manage to look like an angel no matter what you're doing, and the rest of us are just expected to deal with it from miles and miles away. that's cruel and unfair.