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phoebe bridgers 26. grammy losing singer-songwriter.

[phcebe]

camiiiila​:

today in the adventures of camila, i was having such a good morning. i had my coffee, the sun was coming up and i was dancing to some ariana on my balcony when i noticed some dude in the next building over filming me with his phone. like dude, what. on a scale of 1 to 10, how creepy is that? i’m gonna go with 11. ew. he’s never seen anyone get into rain on me before or? this is why i prefer dogs to people. i hope everyone’s having a better friday than i am! anyone have great plans for the weekend? @hfrpstarters​

wow, why is that the worst thing i’ve ever heard? definitely a 12+ on the creepy scale. i’m so sorry that happened, men can be so gross. my immediate first thought was in a john mulaney voice and it was: hey, do you want me to kill that guy for you? for legal reasons, this is a joke. and i hope your weekend ended up getting a little better! if not, i can send pug pics for serotonin. 

[phcebe]

emblvnt​:

So, for whatever reason my girls are coming back to wanting to watch the recent Marry Poppins movie I was in. I am glad they are interested, but I am afraid it’s putting too much pressure on me. If I don’t have a dance number before bed, or a slide in the bathtub then they are going to be disappointed. Maybe I will have them watch A Quiet Place, and we can have quietness all of the time. That’s horrible, and I am kidding. Anyway, I am Emily. Did you ever watch a movie that you were way too young to see?

@hfrpstarters​

aw, that’s so sweet of them, but i totally get the pressure. maybe they just want to have bragging rights so they can tell all the kid at school that their mom is mary poppins, because let’s be honest, if i was in elementary school that would absolutely floor me. watching movies when you’re way too young to see them builds character! at least, that’s what i used to tell myself. i watched the old version of it when i was a kid, and it scarred me for life. fuck clowns. 

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[phcebe]

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phoebe: ah, so needy!

phoebe: [ 2 photos attached ]

phoebe: luckily for you, though, i'm extremely bad at saying no to you.

jodie: look at you, you little charmer. and if anyone's voice is haunting my waking dreams that title belongs to you. i have plenty to tease you about but it will never be enough, it's an all you can fill file cabinet that can hold infinite folders meaning i'm in constant need of more to fill it up with. looks like you have your work cut out for you. who knew i could be so needy.

jodie: they would be thrilled to hear that so i will the first chance i get! i couldn't stroke their egos any more either though so it might just go straight to their heads.

jodie: i can take on anyone to win my rightful crown, he doesn't scare me! just tell him villanelle will hunt him down, if that doesn't immediately do it then maybe i should be a little scared. anyone who thinks they can take her on are either very scary and deranged or just sadly uneducated and misinformed. it's so lovely to use my character to my advantage. jodie couldn't hurt a fly but then here villanelle is, scaring everyone into giving me everything i want. i should have picked up a character like this years ago!

jodie: alright well now that is just unfair, ms. bridgers. here, let's see if i can put you on a level playing field now that you've made me weak.

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phoebe: if you think THAT'S charming, you should've seen the way i just snorted at you calling me 'charming'. accompanied with a smile, because i'm hearing it in your accent and it's adorable. ah, well, if embarrassing myself to you forever is the task, i feel totally unequipped for most things a lot of the time, but i think that's one thing i can definitely do. only sometimes, but it's very cute.

phoebe: oh, i know you will, babe. don't be intimidated by him, he's tall but slow, so your villanelle reflexes will freak him out. you figured out the best life hack! and since you're such a brilliant actress, nobody will know the difference unless they get into your sweet little pisces brain and realize you're a huge softie.

phoebe: [ unsent ] holy shit, you're so fucking gorgeous.

phoebe: okay, but how is THAT fair???

phoebe: you manage to look like an angel no matter what you're doing, and the rest of us are just expected to deal with it from miles and miles away. that's cruel and unfair.

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[phcebe]

katbennet​:

I would do anything you want me to I would do anything for you I would do anything I would do anything Whatever you want me to do, I will do

[phcebe]

You’re a crazy talented musician and you seem like a wonderful friend. (Compliment Day > April Fool’s Day)

oh, shit! you’re a crazy nice person for sending me this. i’ll be the first to admit i’m not always a great friend, but i try really hard to keep getting better at it. thank you. 

[phcebe]

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jodie: see and here i really was going to call you and open that bottle of wine but now that i know it's lynn you'll be thinking of, absolutely not! way to bruise a girl's ego, pheebs. now i should let you go solo in the babbling, i'm sure it will give me something to tease you about later on.

jodie: i'm sure fiona would be thrilled to know she's in company with the hippo, i'll be sure to let her know.

jodie: your mom can be your #1 fan but i am your #1 FANGIRL through and through and that's final.

jodie: pics are always needed, you should know this by now!

phoebe: her voice haunts my waking dreams, i can't help it! but if it helps, you tend to make it very hard to think about anyone except for you. and i compliment you CONSTANTLY! what more can i do to stroke your ego? please, let me know. you don't have enough to tease me about already??? in my head, you have folders and folders of embarrassing thinks that drunk phoebe has told you, and you're just waiting for the right moment.

phoebe: please do. and tell her i love her and her wife. never met them, but i just couldn't love them more if i tried.

phoebe: alright, that's an important distinction, though weirdly enough you might have to fight my brother for that one! i like your odds, though. he's easily distracted.

phoebe: ah, so needy!

phoebe: [ 2 photos attached ]

phoebe: luckily for you, though, i'm extremely bad at saying no to you.

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[phcebe]

vicpedrettii​:

truly the worst criminal out there. how do you even live with yourself depriving me of such things? even worse is you know how much i hate pictures and yet you’ll take them anyways. as long as i get to see you in person, i’ll let you take as many candids as you want and may even frame them for you when the nights get lonely. get the fuck outta here, i’m still pissed. doesn’t make any sense as you why you didn’t win but do you think i could write a strongly worded letter and they’d listen to me? maybe? that i am, my girl. patiently waiting for you to whisk me away per usual.

would you believe me if i told you it keeps me up at night? i know, that’s part of what makes it so fun! a real frame and everything? aw, you know the way straight to my heart, miss pedretti. between you and my 3-5 other fans organizing a letter campaign to the academy, i think you can really show ‘em. wow, color me the luckiest lady in the world that we’re in the same timezone for once. does tonight work for you? i’ll bring you a joint and my undying love and affection. 

[phcebe]

strcyhan​:

I don’t drive, so I can’t exactly try that haha, I haven’t tried a walk either because I usually won’t do that as my first thing, I’ll usually watch a movie or something to distract my mind. I don’t think I’ve ever been down a Wikipedia hole. Netflix has been the best place for me to go too, at the moment I’m watching Raya and the Last Dragon, which so far, I’m liking it. 

if you don’t drive, a bus ride or something like that is definitely fun too. i haven’t seen that movie yet, but i heard it’s adorable! please let me know your review.

[phcebe]

hf-maurahiggins​:

I’ve slept on a bare mattress a few times because I didn’t want to fight with my fitted sheet. Linking Park is another one of those artists for me, though I never went through that big “emo” phase. I’m a few years too old to have gone through it? It’s not something I keep track of honestly, good music is good music. What song was it?

i absolutely respect that. sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. you might have missed the movement just a little bit, but i swear emo has no age limit and linkin park will remind you of that. it was points of authority, from one of their earlier albums. a super throwback. 

[phcebe]

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jodie: that got pvris' song white noise stuck in my head thank you very much. i think we are both much too biased! when it comes to acting awards i'm just here to watch sandra win them all. i will knock all the sense into them, don't you worry! villanelle... i mean /i/ can be very persuasive.

jodie: all free wine is good wine. i might open a bottle myself! if you get bored somewhere in between you know you can always call me.

jodie: please, it's me you should be jealous of, not sandra. she's a dream and i'm somewhat of a nightmare and that's on my good days! watching sandra and fiona work is beyond incredible. they're so lovely, i'm by far the lucky one.

jodie: looking forward to it as always! i have to keep my title as number 1 fangirl, i refuse to let anyone surpass me.

jodie: and by you two phoebes sticking together i know you both mean ganging up on me! it's so unfair! i was going to say something about digits but i'll behave.

phoebe: and now i'll be thinking about miss lynn gunn for the rest of the night, so thanks for THAT! yes, i'm definitely biased. i personally want to give sandra an award for every season of greys she did, for starters. oh, i'd definitely consider you persuasive, babe.

phoebe: am i a bad influence if i say you definitely should open a bottle? because if i had to guess, i'd say i'll definitely end up calling you. and i don't wanna be the only one out here babbling like an idiot, that's just not fair~

phoebe: it's a healthy mix of both. and fiona is SUCH a gem. add her to the list of fionas i adore, right next to apple and the hippo.

phoebe: i don't think anyone else has a chance at stealing the title from you, except maybe my mom.

phoebe: aw, but it's all out of love. can you imagine my shocked face at you behaving, or do i need to send a pic?

[phcebe]

@phoebe_bridgers: watching prince of egypt, what a fucking film. they didn't have to make moses hot, but i think it's really cool that they did.

[phcebe]

vicpedrettii​:

well i have many issues but that seems to be the most pressing one at the moment because not having you around? it’s an actual crime for you to be away for this long. oh stop that. come see this smile in person then so i can capture that beautiful one in a mental picture for a rainy day. we’ve been missing out on too much with each other and it needs to be fixed. i’m not above begging myself but how about we make it a reality? give it to you without the begging because classy girls like you shouldn’t have to beg for a damn thing. 

i know, i know, i know. i’m a criminal for depriving you, just lock me up already. i don’t care for mental pictures, i’ll be taking a million snapshots so next time i miss you i can at least scroll through them. with sad music playing in the background, probably! aw, you’re too sweet to me. okay, well, i’m finally finished losing grammy’s, so my schedule has cleared up a little. do you happen to be in LA right now? if not, please let me know where, because i swear to you, i’m there.

[phcebe]

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jodie: you can try to tell me otherwise but i'm sorry that's what they are!

jodie: watch me, babe! WATCH ME. villanelle has been activated! no i would be happy to be nominated for something too and be perfectly fine losing but it's different when it's someone else you're rooting for! so much more maddening. fiona is a legend but she had her time now was supposed to be yours! there's always next year. multiple, i'm hoping!

jodie: you're the sweetest. what do you have going on tonight?

jodie: it's bittersweet, i am going to miss it a lot. i still haven't seen the script for the final few episodes and i'm terrified! the possibility of villanelle and/or eve's death is giving me all kinds of anxiety. sandra is a dream to work with i don't know if i'll ever get so lucky again so i'm trying to savor every moment!

jodie: please tell me you have more music in the works, there's only so many times i can play your current discography over and over! phoebe makes fun of me for being a fangirl all the time, every time she wants something from me she's so quick to throw "remember that time i gave you phoebe's phone number" at me and then i'm weak! who knew you'd end up being my kryptonite, ms. bridgers.

phoebe: oh, i'm watching 👀 and waiting. ahhhhh, okay, i totally feel that. aka, how i feel filled with rage watching you lose acting awards as if there's ANYONE else out there who's doing it like you're doing it 😤 i'll let you personally head up my grammy's campaign for next time around, does that sound good? i bet you'd knock some sense into them.

phoebe: oh, tonight's schedule is utterly full of me watching hbo max and getting into some wine. it's not very good wine, but i did get it as a gift for grammy things, and free alcohol is my favorite alcohol. what about you, hmm?

phoebe: you and me both 🤧 i don't think you understand how much i'll be in emotional SHAMBLES if i have to watch either one of them (or god forbid, both) die. i'll riot. i'll sue the bbc. i'll write a strongly worded letter! honestly, don't know if i'm more jealous of you for working with sandra, or sandra for working with you.

phoebe: the good news is, i think i'll die if i ever stop making music, so i am always, always working on something new, lol. promise you will be the first to hear anything that gets semi-completed. 💕 does she??? omg, i love that. of course she does. which totally reminds me, i'm really gonna have to send her a thank you note for giving you my digits. us phoebes gotta stick together, and she knows it!

[phcebe]

vicpedrettii​:

Hi, yes. Here is the issue I’ve been having lately. You see, you’re nowhere to be found and my heart started doing this lonely little beating thing. It’s like it’s slowing down to a stop because it realizes that it hasn’t been around you in - um I don’t know - a fucking lifetime it feels like? Mind helping a girl out here? She doesn’t want to be this lonely without you. @phcebe 

ohhhh, is that the issue you’re having? you poor thing, you. but now imagine how i feel, now that i’ve subjected myself to another viewing of bly manor, just to see that gorgeous smile of yours? be still my heart, because it’s been missing you just as much! what do i have to do for us to have a night out soon? do i have to beg? because you know i’m not above it. 

[phcebe]

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Jodie: I just want you to know I'm boycotting the SCAMMYS for the rest of all time now, nobody robs you like that and gets away with it! you were the most deserving and i'm not just saying that because i'm biased, it's fact! Phoebe and I will find an elaborate way to get them back, don't you worry your pretty little head!

Jodie: regardless, I'm endlessly proud of you. I saw some pics, you looked incredible as per usual.

Jodie: call me soon, yeah? i miss you.

phoebe: not the SCAMMYS 😭😭😭 please, i'm gonna die laughing.

phoebe: oh yeah? gonna go all psycho assassin on the academy's ass? i'm not gonna lie, they totally deserve it. am i a loser if i say it was just nice to be nominated??? losing to fiona apple has to be one of the biggest W's of my life, all things considered.

phoebe: but honestly, thank you so much. you know it means a lot to me.

phoebe: [ typing... ]

phoebe: it's really nice to hear from you. i miss you, too.

phoebe: i just heard about killing eve season four being the last season and i kinda wanna riot about THAT, but i am stoked to see more of that beautiful, murderous face of yours on my screen again 💞