sup

I am here to procrastinate, and occasionally make the horrible mistake of having opinions

[dazeylily]

when I post nudes I get a bunch of followers and then when I continue authoring and reblogging stupid tranny shit I lose followers

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

pretty soon you'll be surrounded by finchgirls with special beaks that're adapted to sucking you off

[dazeylily]

galapagos tortoise girl givin me that loooooooong neck

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

two words, pal: island gigantism

[yellowlartdump]

Jax is fine what are you talking about

[mephostophilis]

are non brits aware of count binface.

[mephostophilis]

to give some entirely bizarre context, nigel farage (extreme cunt) has stepped down from his position as MP for clacton (due to a scandal where he received £5 million from a crypto billionaire that could have been laundered) only to run again so that he can prove people like him. and the only person running against him is count binface. who has been a staple of british politics for many years. and now the british press is forced to interview him seriously while he sits there with his binface.

[redstonedust]

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

[ravenclaw-timelord]

Taylor Tomlinson: Prodigal Daughter (2026)

[sukimas]

speaking of NMR, the journal of immaterial science knocks it out of the park yet again

[swordmaid]

when the root of the tragedy was love.

[petewentz-]

It's fun being queer and weird and unconventional until you remember you live in a society

[ayeforscotland]

Dude i need to vote (wales) but my parents are telling me to vote labour and I don’t want to cause trouble by voting Green and im not even totally sure what to do. I want to vote Green but …

Your vote is private for a reason. You should vote however you choose.

[phdeeznutz]

You can literally vote however you want and just lie about it

[despazito]

[phdeeznutz]

On a night out the other day an older lesbian hugged me and said she was proud of me and it made me cry like a baby. This could of course mean nothing

[lemonsweet]

Very fascinated by this Walmart shirt. Could they not use the actual phrase or something? It's not even specifying "when you're mean to me" it's just when you're mean in general this particular bunny gets hurt. She carries all suffering. This bunny experiences all evil in the world.

[bullenterprise]

healthy progression of a relationship would necessarily bring an end to yearning? categorically false. a true yearner can yearn even in the most fulfilled scenarios. a true yearner can be nuts deep, inventing more esoteric levels of desired intimacy on the fly.

[sparky-cryptidcrafts]

I need the science people of Tumblr to tell me how to legally get science article pdfs for research for free. I know theres tons of resources out there.

Im trying to write a term paper about how color is preserved in fossils/how we know what color some fossils would have been in life. And even tho theres tons of .com .org sites sharing a simplified explanation I really need to site research directly for this.

[phdeeznutz]

SciHub is a fantastic resource! Just paste the doi (long link that will be listed under every paper) into the search bar and it'll find most papers.

Alternatively, try emailing the corresponding author. Most of us would love to know someone actually read our paper and will happily hand over a pdf

[furryprovocateur]

cishet courtship is genuinely fucking freakish like i feel like i can only date women in a faggy way but they always want kids or maroon 5

[phdeeznutz]

We need to update the social contract. An old lady just scowled at me for smoking near the bus stop while playing ai slop reels at full volume.

[northirish]

Bet it feels good as fuck to be disassembled, cleaned and then reassembled as a firearm