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she/her, 21, 🏳️‍⚧️ | high level mage, aerospace engineer, astrophysicist | menu gamer, cosmere fanatic, overall glasses-wearing nerd | listener of hyperpop, ponystep, jazzpunk, and other queer tunes | AMA about above topics 💚

[jaggedspine]

based off a tweet i saw on tweeturr * please do not reupload anywhere else

[carmilla-minus-one]

you don't understand, you gotta take the estradiol to balance your humors. otherwise the black bile will overwhelm you. you just gotta

[segamascott]

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

another $15 million to transgenders

[notahorseindisguise]

getting grapes from a duckgirl with a huge lemonade stand

[goatgirleyes]

"Is it normal to ... ?" No. Nothing in the world is normal. Normal things don't exist. Existence itself is deviance. Let this false world die by your sword. Kill everyone.

[bgm05]

the reason usa birth rates going down is because we have a whole generation of women whose sexual awakening was Sans undertale and none of the men want to wear jorts and drink ketchup and go Er er er

[prairiedeath]

[foxgirlmindcrank]

"And that's why I have huge cock"

[foxgirlmindcrank]

Tumblr release the summer Miku

[danielkanhai]

it would suck being a new immortal. like it’d be 2109 and people would go, “what was it like seeing ancient civilizations rise and fall like that? seeing the pyramids being built? watching the expansion and growth of the new world?” and i’d just be like, “no…no i was born in 1991. so like, wow i’m gonna see some cool stuff, but, i mean i’m not that much older than just a really, really old person, you know? phones were big back then. so big. but only for like ten years, then they got like, as good as they are now. uh. rhinos existed. don’t think i ever saw one in person. cool, good talk.”

[ayellowbirds]

even worse, imagine being an immortal who keeps missing stuff. “What was it like seeing the pyramids being built?” “Fuck if I know, I was in Madagascar.” “Oh, okay. Well, how was the Renaissance?” “I fell down a hole in Scotland and people thought I was an enchanted well for four hundred years, it was over by the time I convinced someone to get me out.”

[erkhyan]

And now, a lesson in biases:

We barely know anything about Madagascar pre-500CE. We don’t even know whether the island had a permanent population before then, despite finding a bunch of much older signs of temporary human presence.

Malagasy mythology makes mention of the vazimba, a “precursor” ethnic group that might or might not be distinct from Madagascar’s current population.

The point is, we do not know.

So you were in Madagascar when the pyramids were being built in Egypt, i.e. during one of the most obscure, most undocumented parts of Madagascar’s human history?

Oh, buddy, you better go and make a bunch of anthropologists and archeologists really happy RIGHT NOW instead of feeling bad about missing everyone else’s pet Major Event.

[ayellowbirds]

It’s been a decade since we left that comment and you have the best reply anyone’s left to it.

[junewild]

i think the scientology speedrunners should start visiting the hospital mitch mcconnell is supposed to be in. i think it would be enriching for them

[pinkertoast]

Sighs loudly and dramatically in a way that suggests I desire attention

[himynameisemail]

[faceless-fuck]

[najd-social-club]

[lilyblisslys]

this is how lesbians text when you’re trying to figure out where to go for dinner

[soup-mother]

Kids born in 2002 are 6 now. Let that sink in

[hail-the-villainess]

".....awawawawawawawaWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA" <- doll approaching at high speed

[jame7t]

(Comes back from the evil sorceress’s tower covered in suspiciously placed bruises and poorly hidden hickeys) Uh Yeah Uhm she was torturing me Haha don’t worry abt it. By the way have you guys ever considered joining Her Dark Army

[zarvasystem]

kneeling trying to worship this tgirl who achieved apotheosis but she keeps asking me if shes annoying even though her radiant golden eyes can pierce through to the very depths of my soul. id hug her but im afraid her halo would burn me if i touched it