The Phenthouse

Michael. NYC. Tumblr OG since 2008. I possess the uncanny ability to maintain the structural integrity of any sandwich.

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*taps mic*

Is this thing on?

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this thing isnt dead yet?

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lulzzz

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wait, donald trump is president? 

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Yeah they really shit the bed there. Did I miss anything else? 

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k. 

c u in 8 yrs

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hey

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Is this still on?

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Me: You know what's going to be interesting to watch?

Wife: What?

Me: His first State of the Union. I want to see how he handles all of the cheers and jeers from Congress.

Wife: I can't. Can we just pretend that he's not our President for now? Like, don't even talk about it.

Me: Sure - for how long?

Wife: Four years.

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My chick.

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Pitt chick.

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My chick.