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reviving this account bc twitter might crash any moment now lmao how yall been

Cat missile: engaged

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The fact that the cat fell out and was like “oh shit wait, let me back in” makes it so much better. They’re not just pleasantly tolerating this, it’s a theme park attraction for cats

joasakura

NYOOM

chaoticace22

Eternals as John Mulaney quotes:

Sprite:

Ikaris:

Kingo:

Phastos:

Ajak @ Ikaris:

Makkari:

Sersi:

Dane:

Druig:

Druig @ Makkari:

Gilgamesh @ Thena:

shooting-star-81

skinmite

i like that guillermo has killed people but hes still shy

panthereal

honest to god thought this was about del toro and wasn’t even going to bat an eye

medusasstory

A strong start.

mithrilbookofmystery

Reminds me of this I found a couple days ago

intelligentdrumandbass-deactiva

i love being sober and talking to drunk people at parties cause i asked a guy “if you were a wizard what kind of spells would you cast” and i know he wasnt lying when he said “summon creatures”

intelligentdrumandbass-deactiva

i love being sober and talking to drunk people at parties cause i asked a guy “if you were a wizard what kind of spells would you cast” and i know he wasnt lying when he said “summon creatures”

insaneostyle

Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken

countess-of-edessa

once tried desperately to make my friend understand that yolks were not, like, a liquified potentiality of chicken, and she looked at me for a while and then said, "but they’re both yellow."

woolandflax

Behold

A chicken

alexromero

“She understands that she can see it ahead of anyone else, She can see it brewing in him when she’s up in the stands. She can see the way his back again is transferring, that a thing is incorrect. She can see the pace of how he’s leaving, the speed of his toes, that something’s mistaken. And I like the point that we then discover her in his place of work, we then discover her acquiring his coat on the flooring of the locker place. She’s consumed as if she’s getting a stress assault herself.” - Hannah Waddingham

#if not endgame then why parallels!!!!#s3 tedbecca better be carol of the bells premier league edition #rebecca welton #ted lasso

slavery

Michael Myers and Jason are so fucking funny they just kill MFs for no reason. don’t even care they just kill you then be like ok

peachdoxie

Honestly the queue and schedule post options on Tumblr are extremely underrated. No other major social networking site has the ability to do that with the same ease as Tumblr does, and we've had them for like a decade now. They're fantastic features and Tumblr doesn't get enough credit for having them.

sgt-innocuous

I'm actually willing to assert that Tumblr actually has some of the best site functionality:

- queue/schedule system

- tagging that doesn't interfere with the actual content of posts

- the ask/inbox system

- ability to make likes/following lists private

- ability to reblog posts multiple times

- the "Keep Reading" feature

- ability to easily post different media. AFAIK Tumblr is the only social media site that lets you post audio without it being a video.

- dash is always in reverse chronological order

aethersea

the ability to almost entirely customize your home page is pretty neat, too

jb612

I could go on about this forever but I firmly believe that Tumblr is a remnant from a time before companies figured out how to efficiently monetize social media, and as such it's designed with users instead of advertisers in mind.

That's both why it has continued to have active avid users in spite of a lot of technical /policy issues, and why it hasn't been massively profitable.

I treasure this garbage site.