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I basically never use tumblr anymore

[thingsthatcannotsaveyou]

AN OVERWHELMING SURPLUS OF DIGGITY CANNOT SAVE YOU

[amorphe]

[foreveralone-lyguy]

what the fuck is that and why is it all sad and alone

[maxeth]

look at its haircut haha nerd

[iguanamouth]

[winterinthetardis]

*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation

[sparkle-fart-69]

Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious

[tamalehousenumber4-deactivated2]

I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.

[tha--snazzle]

t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!

[sinfullyselected-deactivated201]

“Do you speak any Japanese?”

“I’m Chinese I don’t speak any-”

“‘Cause if you do, I’ll sleep with you right now.”

“MITSUBISHI, TOYOTA”

[baldheadedlilboy]

“Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!” “Who you talking to Belle?” “Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”

[summerstarsandsea]

GUYS GUYS GUYS

I JUST REALIZED WHAT TODAY IS

[captainamerica-inmiddleearth]

If you ever feel bad for procrastinating, just remember that Peter Jackson was still editing The Return of the King a few hours before it was supposed to premier. 

[moriquendii-archived]

and that he had to run up the red carpet with the with the final cut of Desolation of Smaug because they hadn’t finished editing when the premier began 

[oldslskenandore-deactivated2018]

Astrology Post

Aries: “I love astrology!”

Taurus: “I love astrology!”

Gemini: “I love astrology!”

Cancer: “I love astrology!”

Leo: “I love astrology!”

Virgo: “I love astrology!”

Libra: “I love astrology!”

Scorpio: “I love astrology!”

Sagittarius: “I love astrology!”

Capricorn: “I love astrology!”

Aquarius: “I love astrology!”

Pisces: “Astrology is so fake like omg…”

@surprisebitch

[surprisebitch]

the only accurate astrology post

[life-of-planet-earth]

Vine Snake

[pickkled-ginger-blog]

it looks like a judgmental shoelace. 

[pettyboy]

when ur in geography class but u don’t know what’s happening

[willinq]

so you nearly died in that taxi?

ryan lochte:

[thighetician]

Certain people on this site: Venting/Ranting/Screenshotting 19 tweets

Me, scrolling past their pain to get to the memes:

[drivemytardis]

why is robbie rotten so relatable

[bleebug]

In the shower: Oh, wow, I know exactly how I’m gonna write the next scene. I know the dialogue, I know what each character will be doing, and I know just how this will transition into the scene after.

After the shower: … So I think I had… some words planned. And maybe some punctuation… Hm.

[annleckie]

I would laugh at this except I’m trying not to cry because it’s totally like that.

[welele]

[tealesbian]

what is it about women wielding deadly weapons that is insanely hot?

[tealesbian]

oh wait it’s because i’m gay

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photo via cruztec)

[asideofbpd]

i don’t have the healthiest coping methods but i haven’t killed myself yet so where’s my fucking medal

[foxpost-generator]

Octopuses can fit through any gap larger than their beak.

[therebloggening]

What a beautiful octopus.