BLEEDING LLAMA DANCE PARTY!

A blog dedicated to AmazingPhil and Danisnotonfire...

[lolsofunny]

“calm down, it’s just a spider”

[rosienut]

I always feel like

Somebody’s watching me

And I have no privacy

Oooooooooooh

[phillestersbum-blog]

I honestly love Chris from the bottom of my heart and whoever made him feel this way should be so fucking ashamed of themselves! omg, I can't even do anything, I am so angry and upset... I love Chris and he is so attractive OH FUCK EVERYONE WHO MADE HIM FEEL LIKE THIS! Have fun in hell, cunts. 

[4gifs]

[tragedy-and-time-deactivated201]

Everyone looks worried apart from that guy on the far left.. 

[dehoppus]

i like how the guy on the right is so shocked he becomes a teapot

[kairnova]

old dan selfie vs young dan.

[chickenmcwings]

omg this is so cute i am dying inside

[elliegalaxies]

is it wrong that i kind of ship it?

[theflipfish-blog]

And the Dancest returns. OTP.

[elliegalaxies]

“I-I’ve never done this before.” Young Dan whispered as he looked up into the brown eyes of his older self.

Older Dan smirked, remembering how innocent he used to be as a teenager. It had all changed that night he met his older self in his bedroom and actually discovered how incredible this stuff was. He still wasn’t sure how it had happened and how he had got here. All he knew was that he was horny and was planning to take full advantage of the younger version of his self, laying on his old bed in his parents’ house.

His parents were out - of course. He couldn’t risk them walking in and seeing both of them together. They’d probably have a heart attack just seeing Young Dan with another boy like this, not to mention the fact that they’d end up seeing Young Dan about let the older version of himself fuck him.

“It’s alright.” Older Dan purred, brushing his nose along the younger boy’s jawline, causing a gasp to escape from his lips. That was the advantage of fucking yourself. You know just how to get yourself going. “I’ll teach you.”

[byindirections-blog]

omfg

[anaayoung]

what did I JUST READ!?

[elliegalaxies]

just bringing this back because I wrote a FULL VERSION so yeah

[sophisticatedyet]

yes

this is the best playlist

[imkickingyourcrossesdown-blog]

[mymindisfullofnothing-blog]

HE WAS TRICKED BY A GUINEA PIG! 

[fuckthepj]

OH

MY

FUCKING

GOD

[mymindisfullofnothing-blog]

What if Mitt Romney loses and goes. “I would of won, if it hadn’t been for you medling kids and your dumb blogs.”

[unofficialasha-deactivated20161]

petition for Delia Smith to be in one of Dan’s videos.

[michaelmemeford]

[emilymeowww-blog1]

Dan, you told me to put this on tumblr so here you go! :)

[howelling-lester]

THIS IS ALL TOO MUCH

[shotamen-deactivated20140413]

i’m cRYING

[fxrby]

HELP, I CANT I AM UNABLE TO, PLEASE WHAT IS AIR HELP

[blueh0rse1]

oh my go D they look like movie stars

[danisnotofire]

fucking gODS I AM TELLING YOU

[phillestersbum-blog]

My friend just told me she wants Romney to win the election.

[banabel]

Aww XD

[welcometothepettingzoomuthafuck]

Y u so sexy, Dan?

[mymindisfullofnothing-blog]

The other day at college there was a large crowd of popular boys taunting this kid and when I was close enough I could hear what the taunts were and they were a mix of:

Emo

No really boy cuts their wrists

You are such a girl

No boy has scars

Then there was a rush of hysterical laughter and...

[officialbbc-deactivated20121126]